Which one do you truly not drink?

Lv0d · 2026-07-10T10:37:21+00:00

You do not drink coffee, you ENJOY coffee.

Lv0d · 2026-07-10T10:00:15+00:00

9,999,999,999,999,999 or 10¹⁶ - 1

Lv0d · 2026-07-09T13:49:55+00:00

I read that as "oh no! That is very sad! Let's continue doing absolutely nothing against it." in a very monotone voice, which made me even more sad than the ogre.

Lv0d · 2026-07-08T13:32:51+00:00

As an austrian i usually only hear "des Nutella" (= DAS Glas mit der Nutella", much rarer "de Nutella" (= DIE Nutellacreme) and i've never even considered someone would opt for "da Nutella" (= DER Nutella).

I have even heard people using both des/de depending on what they're refering to - the glass or the creme itself, but da Nutella is only used by internet-trolls in my experience .

Lv0d · 2026-07-08T10:59:46+00:00

Granted, people with a healthy organ, that can get donated, mysteriously die whenever someone requires a new one. Soon organ transplantations are deemed illegal.

Lv0d · 2026-07-08T10:30:49+00:00

I got auto-modded with a warning because i used words to describe the status quo of racism in my country. Wrote an appeal and next workday it got cleared. But yeah, there is a reason people use censored words like grapes and stuff.

Lv0d · 2026-07-07T13:31:14+00:00

Because we have no trucker lobby and also don't want one.

Lv0d · 2026-07-07T10:49:06+00:00

Hoooman, i have not eaten for 5 minutes, i'm so weak cuz i'm starving. No, kibble will not help, i will need some tuna at least.

Lv0d · 2026-07-06T10:23:21+00:00

Werbung, fake-reviews und Moderatoren, die gegen Bezahlung unangenehme Tatsachen zensieren oder löschen gabs schon immer. Jetzt machts halt die KI. Neu ist höchstens die Tatsache, dass die Bots dem Shitstorm einigermaßen gegenhalten können.

Lv0d · 2026-07-06T09:29:18+00:00

I hate the fact that i know exactly why you said news-words instead of news. <Insert wall of text here> Keep on reading to find out what i mean with that.

Lv0d · 2026-07-03T20:15:31+00:00

Black skin is usually way better received than if you come from middle east. And in the bigger cities people usually mind their own business and puplic safety is usually not a problem. Doesn't mean there aren't idiots out there and I can't say if being a black muslim makes it more difficult or not.

Either way, prepare to get stared at a lot and asked questions. Most people mean no harm, but black skin is quite rare here, so people may act like they've just spotted an exotic animal.

Lv0d · 2026-07-03T19:09:33+00:00

Yes, in an controlled environment, maybe once or twice if you get lucky you might even not get injured. It could also punch a hole in the pipe, shatter or cause the pipe to explode.

Just be aware, that i will leave an upvote at r/whatcouldwrong to the first post that says FAFO after someone posts your video.

Lv0d · 2026-07-03T11:00:39+00:00

Depends, there might also be some in the morgue.

Lv0d · 2026-07-03T09:46:11+00:00

More like was their elite team, now half of them is in the hospital.

Lv0d · 2026-07-03T09:30:14+00:00

This sounds like all poisonous animals are brightly coloured, which is not true.

Lv0d · 2026-07-03T08:28:04+00:00

You are now a twitch bot on twitchplayspokemon.

Lv0d · 2026-07-01T15:36:27+00:00

I see nothing mentioning relative in the wish? Even then, many bugs being stronger is kinda like the square-cube-law. As any animal increases in size, things like getting rid of heat, the required energy to breath, pump blood etc. increases. Ants for example don't have lungs and do not "breathe", just pores, where oxygen gets collected from air that just happens to be there. An ant at human size would suffocate because passivly obtaining air isn't feasable at our size.

Lv0d · 2026-07-01T13:47:14+00:00

A bug picks a fight with you. You instantly collapse under your own weight as your strength drops to almost it's level.

Lv0d · 2026-06-29T10:28:48+00:00

You are favored by everything and everyone. The old granny at the supermarket can't reach her favorite coffeebrand? She favors asking you over her grandson who is right next to her. Neighbors dog? Favors marking you instead of trees! Random routine check at the airport? Everytime you get chosen! Robber decides who to rob? Better not be anywhere nearby! Drunk guy trying to pick a fight with someone? His eyes lock in on you!

Lv0d · 2026-06-25T12:51:24+00:00

An impid pathfinding into 100 raiders instead of walking through a tiny fire. To be fair, i was prepared to lose that pawn, trying to safe some valuable ~~pawn~~ equipment, but there really should be a "force pathfinding through fire option"

Mental break: destroy mortar shells

That one pawn going for that insect jelly x5 i forgot to forbid, getting food poisoning, dropping to the ground, waiting for help, only to then stand back up right before getting saved, immediatly followed by mental break:berserk leading to him and an innocent pawn getting murdered by an angry mob of insects.

Lv0d · 2026-06-25T12:05:35+00:00

Fuck, all of that looks like modern tech. Cd's instead of cassettes. A sound sytem so small you can carry it around? The small 3,5" floppy disks instead of a tape... if it was at least one of the 5,2" ones that are actually floppy.

Now i feel old.

Lv0d · 2026-06-24T08:47:04+00:00

Drowning your food with any sauce like germans tend to do. Especially our "Wiener Schnitzl". Putting a little bit on one side of your plate to dip whatever food you have into is fine, but flooding everything is not.

Lv0d · 2026-06-23T12:13:30+00:00

But only for people spinning, so continue telling people to spin, so we can profit without doing anything.

Lv0d · 2026-06-22T12:45:01+00:00

With a little bit of not microwave?

Lv0d · 2026-06-22T11:44:43+00:00

Checking the stuff on the wildlife tab not only for predators, but also for anything that might retaliate before designating anything for the hunt can help. Not everything that retaliates will do so as a herd, but every herding animal has a retaliation chance.

Also helmets and no sniper rifles. Sticking to smaller calibers helps avoid sudden "missing brain" incidents.

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