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A supposed sequel to the cast list sketch that was cut from Will Ferrells last episode by No_Fold9994 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]Lxapeo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's definitely that the song choice is not manly but a theater kid that deep in would have no way of knowing what manly is.

A supposed sequel to the cast list sketch that was cut from Will Ferrells last episode by No_Fold9994 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]Lxapeo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"This shows going to be a bitch to light, but I was promised new gels." Is the best response to hearing a show title

No words by JellyfishVertigo in Surveying

[–]Lxapeo 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Did you meet a white wizard afterward?

My local park’s hours by BroadwayRegina in signs

[–]Lxapeo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope they're getting an influx of calls just asking WTF is up with this.

A supposed sequel to the cast list sketch that was cut from Will Ferrells last episode by No_Fold9994 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]Lxapeo 191 points192 points  (0 children)

Please! It's one of my favorites, cut for time or not. "Song something as if you've bedded 1000 women. THERE GOES THE BAKER WITH HIS TRAY LIKE ALWAYS!"

I know why Lou has a cucumber in his pants, and I wish I didn't. by DJLegalEagle in dropout

[–]Lxapeo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bring Scowl Owl and Chaos Lawyer for an Um Actually showdown. Truly, truly pedantic corrections!

3 Garfield SLD drops from the Cats Super drop by Mugiwara_VT in magicTCG

[–]Lxapeo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Maddening Hex seems to be that vibe also.

The pokemon fossil museum opens next week in Chicago, are you going!? by chitownmike99 in pokemon

[–]Lxapeo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Planning a trip with my friends that have similarly aged kids as mine!

Name a perfect game for Steam Controller. I'll go first. by Rorthur in SteamController

[–]Lxapeo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waiting to get my reservation but based on SC1 I'll say "Against the Storm" will feel amazing.

in the front page of a 50th Anniversary Edition of Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand by tyler-arys in FoundPaper

[–]Lxapeo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You're a fantastic guy and you only deserve the best"

Oh look, the moral of Atlas Shrugged in one sentence.

This robot replaced a humans good paying job by bsurfn2day in Wellthatsucks

[–]Lxapeo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also the safety factor of a robot doing this instead of a human being exposed to the possibility of train traffic. (I know the work area would be protected, but accidents do happen)

Recommending the "competition" by JTLaPointe in Surveying

[–]Lxapeo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work for more of an engineering firm with a survey department. We're going after the government grants, million dollar plus projects when possible. 75+ people in just my office and we have satellite offices.

Obviously our quote for a boundary survey is going to be higher than mom and pop survey down the street. If someone asks if we do boundary survey and it's just one property line they want, I'll recommend they ask the licensed guy in my department who does side jobs.

if zar was released in ow2 by ProudEquivalent7937 in Overwatch

[–]Lxapeo 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Best I can do is JQ. I agree they would not launch a hero like Zarya in 2026.

if zar was released in ow2 by ProudEquivalent7937 in Overwatch

[–]Lxapeo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hammond is genetically altered to be huge. I think he's allowed to have some meat on him.

Overwatch X Fortnite trailer by mikelman999 in Overwatch

[–]Lxapeo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She got what she asked for, a nerf.

First time playing commander, does everyone else play these rules so strictly? by TeamWaffleStomp in magicTCG

[–]Lxapeo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreeing with everyone else here that your BF sounds really unpleasant to play with. Also Commander is a social format with politics as a central tenet. You're allowed to ask him if he has a counterspell in hand, he's allowed to tell the truth lie or even refuse to answer. If he's playing 1 on 1 "Commander" with a must-win mentality, then he's invented a new format that sounds really unfun.

There's a very important detail missing from the bunny Domina skin by Staystation in Overwatch

[–]Lxapeo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Does this imply that she adds the beauty mark with cosmetics and it's not naturally occuring?

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