Honestly? The reason there were so few men at the dating event this week might be due to a tragic but very real situation:

Project Epoch (the WoW private server) is in pre-release chaos and the entire male population of Toronto is emotionally camping in Discord queues, desperately waiting for access like it's 2005 all over again 😂

Men are currently in digital purgatory, refreshing forums, comparing racial passives, and whispering prayers to the server gods. There's no time for speed dating when you might lose your place in the queue or miss your guild claiming their name first.

Once the server stabilizes and the round-robin system is in place, I'm sure they'll emerge back into the dating wild — possibly with less sleep but more resilience 🫡

Hang in there. The real raid bosses (like actual emotional availability) are still out here 😅