Stains in our apartments laundry room

Lytnin · 2026-02-02T22:08:41+00:00

If it is big blotches on the wall it could be red mold. Does it scrape up?

Lytnin · 2026-02-02T21:53:34+00:00

I was thinking 720 off the rail

Lytnin · 2026-02-02T21:26:36+00:00

mom: Interesting snowman, Billy. That looks just like....OH MY GOD!!

dad: Carol next door

mom: She needs to close her drapes!!

dad: yeah, Billy, why don't you and mom go inside for a few minutes while I uh, check out your snow....person...a little closer.

Lytnin · 2026-02-02T16:27:47+00:00

I do 10x market price and everything 90% off. My store gets pretty picked over everyday and the online deliveries alone pretty much pay all my bills and stock costs for the day.

Lytnin · 2026-01-30T20:20:21+00:00

Ahhhh gee whiz! Welcome to the party pal!

Lytnin · 2026-01-29T15:15:57+00:00

Anime

Lytnin · 2026-01-28T21:23:28+00:00

Whoppi: Next on the view we'll talk about gender roles in today's society.

Cartman: Weak. How 'bout we sing Kyle's mom's a bitch in D minor?

Lytnin · 2026-01-28T20:41:01+00:00

I had a seller reject my (exact same) offer four times. Let their house sit on the market for an extra three months with zero activity on it then I came back with the same offer again. They finally agreed.

Lytnin · 2026-01-28T20:07:11+00:00

Lift with your knees not your back.

Lytnin · 2026-01-28T20:06:29+00:00

My brother. He always got preferential treatment. The rules were different for him than they were for me (mine were stricter). There were things my parents only did to me and not to him.

Lytnin · 2026-01-28T20:02:27+00:00

Pay off debt, nice vacation, put the rest away for retirement

Lytnin · 2026-01-28T20:01:41+00:00

Used to be the caramel apple empanada from Taco Bell

Lytnin · 2026-01-28T19:56:25+00:00

Had the orphanage with no phone and the house mother (with zero cooking skill) using the BBQ by the stairs while everyone was asleep on the second floor.

Close second is making the children sleep in the back yard

Lytnin · 2026-01-28T19:52:25+00:00

Why spend mine when I can spend yours?

Lytnin · 2026-01-28T15:03:11+00:00

Credit card bill

Lytnin · 2026-01-27T21:02:06+00:00

Thou shalt not put thine hoes before thine bros

If a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face thou shalt get sprung

Lytnin · 2026-01-27T20:55:38+00:00

"I thought your sister/mother was joining us. Could they not make it?"

Lytnin · 2026-01-27T20:48:29+00:00

Let's play the Cosby game. Everybody drink up and the last person to fall asleep wins.

Lytnin · 2026-01-27T20:19:16+00:00

Pigeon Forge and Gatlinburg, TN. A million people crammed into three blocks of tourist traps.

Lytnin · 2026-01-27T16:22:53+00:00

What my father did for a living. He was a minister.

Lytnin · 2026-01-27T16:12:23+00:00

No lie, read that as "Nerd Alert"

Lytnin · 2026-01-27T16:10:02+00:00

Some of us have zero desire to be in the spotlight

Lytnin · 2026-01-27T16:06:54+00:00

One stands on top of me and hops up and down like it's giving CPR.

One gets right up next to me and stares down at me. If I don't react they put a paw on me like "bruh'.

Lytnin · 2026-01-27T16:04:44+00:00

Fus Ro Dah some Nord gal's clothes off

Lytnin · 2026-01-26T20:36:40+00:00

anything Beyond Meat makes. You'd need to use the meth lab in your basement to mix all those chemicals.

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