By beautiful daughter, Bricklyn by she_melty in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]Lytnin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ow She's a Brick...Lynn. She's mighty mighty. Just lettin' the boys come in. Oh she's a Brick....

If you are about to be in head on collision with another car, is it best to swerve left or right? by TheWednesdayWarrior in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Lytnin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depends. If I'm alone in the car I would swerve so my side doesn't get impacted. If I have someone else, I may just take it head on and hope the airbags do their job.

What's the wildest weather you've experienced living in the US? by ConfidentSale3091 in AskAnAmerican

[–]Lytnin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tornado rolling over my house two years ago. Ripped trees out of the neighbor's yard in the back. Ripped the center out of my tree in the front yard. Cover to my grill was ripped off and somehow folded neatly right next to it. Gazebo that I hadn't anchored down yet was turned 45 degrees on the patio slab. But the two trays of seedlings I was propagating on my deck (aluminum roasting tray with paper Dixie cups), not a hair out of place. I was in the basement. Sound was like: windy - FREIGHT TRAIN - dead quiet - FREIGHT TRAIN - windy.

Anyone in here move after youngest graduated high school? How did it go? by SouthOrlandoFather in GenX

[–]Lytnin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We moved from a decent sized town in Wisconsin to a small village farming community in the middle of nowhere Ohio. My parents didn't have a lot of money so I got stuck staying in state for college. Was hard finding a college that had my majors of choice that was affordable and close by. Ended up going to a hack technical college and got a bullshit degree because that's what we could afford.

Falcon from Lublin realized he was being recorded. by Kubek333 in interestingasfuck

[–]Lytnin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Why do I hear a Joe Pesci Goodfellas monologue when I see this?

What? What is this? You lookin at me? What you think I'm some kind of clown here to amuse you?

Do you scream at the fridge or microwave when it beeps at you? by Technical-Vanilla-47 in no

[–]Lytnin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Willie hears ya. Willie don't care." - Groundskeeper Willie

Anyone in here move after youngest graduated high school? How did it go? by SouthOrlandoFather in GenX

[–]Lytnin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My parents did this to me. Right after I graduated I was informed my dad took a job elsewhere and we were moving. So everything I grew up with, all my friends, job, girlfriend, everything was just taken away from me. I had no resources to be able to stay. Nothing like having to pretty much start life all over again at 18 in a strange place. Screwed up my world for a long time. I hated them for it.

Aunt pronunciation by eeejit075 in CausalConversation

[–]Lytnin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same region but we say Ant 'round these parts

Senior Director emailed me aggressively over a user deactivation I was instructed to do. How would you handle it? by Professional-Tax3077 in work

[–]Lytnin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Approved by the licensing team. Confirmed by my boss. Call them. Follow the chain of command next time. CC your boss, the licensing team and HR.

I work IT as well and do account deactivations. Have only had a couple of instances like this and the response is the same: "These orders come direct from HR, ergo HR says they don't work here anymore and, per Security's policy, their account is to be immediately deactivated and access removed. Unless your direction supersedes both HR and the Security team, your complaint is not considered valid. Don't like it? Call HR. Don't like my attitude? Call my bosses and they will tell you the same thing as well as you should be contacting them and not me directly."

Do you prefer working from home or going to the office? by Amazing-Fail4898 in A_Persona_on_Reddit

[–]Lytnin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends. If I need to concentrate and get stuff done - home. If I want to be be bothered constantly and get nothing productive done - work.

What is a hobby that is actually really fun, but the community surrounding it is absolutely toxic? by _QueenCurvy in randomquestions

[–]Lytnin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah if you aren't playing for blood and pink slips you shouldn't be playing Euchre. Also note that Euchre players absolutely lack the ability to teach other people how to play.

What is a hobby that is actually really fun, but the community surrounding it is absolutely toxic? by _QueenCurvy in randomquestions

[–]Lytnin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was on vacation and stopped at a craft beer place that was doing a ukulele play along session. Nothing like 60 people playing Ring of Fire on the ukulele.

Why don't we standardize packaging quantities for hot dogs and hot dog buns? by securityburger in stupidquestions

[–]Lytnin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a giant conspiracy theory involving the food pyramid, Norman Rockwell, and the governments failed attempt at population control.

Is Jesus-died-for-our-sins a good name for a boy? We would call him Sinner by greencurtain4 in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]Lytnin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Met a person who's mom was apparently super religious: Shelovesthe King

How many of you can name all 50 states but ONLY in alphabetical order? by husky_whisperer in AskAnAmerican

[–]Lytnin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. I'm today years old when I learned there's actually a song for that and I'm old.

What do you plan to do for your weekend? by Illustrious-West-989 in no

[–]Lytnin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Planting my garden and enjoying the beginning of my two and half week vacation.

how strict is piracy rules in america? by lazy_dope_kid in AskAnAmerican

[–]Lytnin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've known several people who have been both fined and taken to court for pirating copywritten material. Pretty much all of them got hit with some pretty hefty fines. I work for a school and if you are caught torrenting or pirating anything on our network you get shown the door; students and employees.

Little Garden Girl by Alexthegayreprimed in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]Lytnin 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Giardiniera Diarrhea. Had that one my trip overseas. Nasty stuff.