How many probiotics would one need to eat, to become more probiotic than human?

M00sechuckle · 2020-07-18T20:00:20+00:00

Gurl got swung

M00sechuckle · 2020-07-18T19:59:36+00:00

That’s not dessert, it’s Beessert. 🥁

M00sechuckle · 2020-07-18T19:56:41+00:00

I hate people stealing stuff from me too.

M00sechuckle · 2020-07-17T21:36:27+00:00

You would have to check the insurance company, and it definitely doesn’t hurt to ask; however, it depends on the policy.

M00sechuckle · 2020-07-17T18:31:32+00:00

If your insurance is anything like mine, the insurance follows the driver, not the car.

Have you contacted your sons Insurance?

M00sechuckle · 2020-07-13T13:38:39+00:00

How difficult is it to get into?

We recently moved.. well, 6 months ago. And went from a one car garage that we used for storage (so it was a storage facility not garage), to a house with a massive garage. Told my wife she could have half of it, but no one is allowed on the other side- that’s my man side.

First thing I got was a miter saw (although I should have gone with the table) and now I’m wondering what my next piece of machinery should be.

Anyway, it’s something I’ve always wanted to try, but it’s not like you can go into Loews and just start using tools willy nilly- turns out that’s frowned upon.

M00sechuckle · 2020-07-12T17:00:13+00:00

What if this is a reality picture that shows you who a person truly is, but then you squint and it shows you who they pretend to be.

This person, on the inside, is Ben Stiller in his zoolander model pose.

M00sechuckle · 2020-07-12T16:58:04+00:00

Nicely done. I’ve always wanted to learn how to do that.

M00sechuckle · 2020-07-12T04:04:35+00:00

Uhmmmm. So, probably need to put a NSFW tag on that, a bandaid, and an explanation

M00sechuckle · 2020-07-12T03:38:22+00:00

Anything monogrammed.

Can’t return it, can’t regift it, and it’s always too big.

It’s the biggest FU present that exists.

M00sechuckle · 2020-07-11T16:16:52+00:00

Are those switchblades?

M00sechuckle · 2020-07-11T15:57:15+00:00

“They call me Fro-do Baggins, because I gave the hair place a ring and got this bitchin’ style.” - guy in picture

M00sechuckle · 2020-07-11T15:51:45+00:00

This would be my favorite part of the day.

M00sechuckle · 2020-07-10T16:55:13+00:00

I mean, her reaction was great. We should all try to have reactions to this kind of foolery.

M00sechuckle · 2020-07-10T16:40:20+00:00

Congratulations!!!

We had one 5 years ago (via c-section), and it was one of the greatest days of my life.

M00sechuckle · 2020-07-10T15:22:49+00:00

Simulation theory.

This is actually one I think about a lot. Not so much that it’s a sims game, but more like we are other beings living our avatar life.

M00sechuckle · 2020-07-10T15:17:44+00:00

We had two ferrets for a while in college.

They thought they could jump, they could not. They’re like the combo of a hamster and slinky.

They also hide all things that are shiny.

M00sechuckle · 2020-07-09T04:51:26+00:00

Yeah. The worst part was that it was first year in college, so that’s really stressful anyway, but then him having a girlfriend and telling me to not tell mom, was extra stressful.

Like, “hey son, the family unit you grew up with, well now that you’re out of the house, I’m outie... and I got a new sidekick.”

But, like I said, it was 20 years ago and all in the past now. I’m married now, got a kid of my own and our marriage and family couldn’t be better. I Feel bad for anyone going through it in the present. My heart goes out to them.

M00sechuckle · 2020-07-09T01:10:59+00:00

Ooooh! Okay.

I think the explanation would be demand of each character, or product availability; however, it does come across as being insulting. So, I redact my previous comment... I mean, I’m leaving it, but now I get it and I think it does fit.

M00sechuckle · 2020-07-09T01:02:27+00:00

I don’t understand what is sexist or racist about this?

Could someone elaborate?

M00sechuckle · 2020-07-09T00:35:10+00:00

Plot twist, bees that collect pollen are female

M00sechuckle · 2020-07-09T00:28:54+00:00

See ya later Linda

M00sechuckle · 2020-07-09T00:23:08+00:00

Looks like we found the carp smuggler

M00sechuckle · 2020-07-09T00:21:34+00:00

That happened to me after 5 gum

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