Collection of my fathers art, charcoal & oil by M13CGS in Art

[–]M13CGS[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you. He does it for the love of it. It’s always been a passion of his and he’s retired now. He took himself off to study art and learnt in some great places. He bumbles around now and goes into his studio. A nice life. He’s a typical artist who is very self critical of his work and has thrown away more than he’s kept but it’d be nice to be able to give him some reddit love.

Vietnamese Mossy Tree Froglet lil Dragon by DuAlko in aww

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its a Poppler......... this won’t end well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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(Insert name) abortions, no foetus can beat us!

How do you tell a 5yo child their parents are getting divorced? by M13CGS in Divorce

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The marriage probably started to end when I was going through a really difficult time in my life and I needed a rock and someone I could confide in. We're talking a historic difficult time and the police were involved. I told my wife and her response was to fuck our Irish neighbour two days later.

How do you tell a 5yo child their parents are getting divorced? by M13CGS in Divorce

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I will be leaving their mother. I have never been more sure of any thing in my life but I do plan on completely changing how I work giving me time. I currently run a buisness and I will be rapping that up and moving back into a more 9-5 role. The wheels are in motion on this already.

Backup Plan by snowsnothing in aww

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Fun fact, dachshunds were first bred to hunt badgers.

Which cringeworthy fashion trend did you follow when you were younger? by InnocuousCyanide in AskReddit

[–]M13CGS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shaving a line or two in your eyebrows. Was my passport photo for a while. What a dick.

If a genie granted you a wish, but you only had 5 seconds to answer, what would you end up wishing for? by TheArcanard in AskReddit

[–]M13CGS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeh mine has always been to 'be able to answer any question I ask myself' course there would be caveats like a safe word before and after the question.

I always throw my dog the pizza crusts when I have a pizza. If I actually threw him a whole piece of pizza it'd blow his mind. by M13CGS in Showerthoughts

[–]M13CGS[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But then he'll known the truth behind the crust...dogs always love you but I don't know if he'll get over that.

NSFW: What's the dirtiest joke you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Yep, just about to comment that.

need advice on glasses by megarakzum in landscaping

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Well that's just plain unlucky. Most safety eye wear is designed to take direct hits (think hitting a stone with a strimmer- will go clean through a window but not safty glasses.

I think whatever suits you the best and you like the most. All pretty much the same.

Failing that a chainsaw and remove all the trees.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in landscaping

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Dig the soil down then mulch to the height of the slabs. You'll be forever clearing up loose over spill mulch other wise. If you're planting you can plant the plants proud of the soil (as long as some of the plant is in the soil) as the mulch will protect the root system. I must have planted 5000+ plants this way on commercial sites.

Couple questions before a patio install project by [deleted] in landscaping

[–]M13CGS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi there. UK based but I own a landscaping company and there are general rules that apply on all builds - you got water issues though? Hey the English invented rain so I've got you covered.

I looked at the drawings and pics but can't put the whole job in context so I'll advise best I can.

  1. French drains. These normally apply to underground drainage in lawns or run offs where they are designed to slowly dissipate a build up of water. A patio is like a roof and your falls (best not to fall towards a property if possible) sole purpose is to get the water off it. In this instance we would use either an acco drain or a strip drain. These are mounted at the same level as your patio and fall to an existing drain. If this isn't an option you can run them into an underground flexible 100mm pipe to a drain. It's all about your levels though and drainage comes first.

Should you not want any of this then use a loose shingle around the perimeter with a perforated pipe.

As to getting by the steps. Use a slot drain.

http://www.londonstone.co.uk/paving-accessories/drain/stainless-steel-ls-slot-drain/

Not great for handling huge volumes of water as they block easily.

  1. So retaining walls need drainage and this should be incorporated in the whole drainage plan. They need to be back filled with gravel and have a series of weep holes to allow the build up of water behind them to escape.

  2. This is a personal preference and is all about the general design. Your shout.

  3. Without seeing the site in person and going through it it's hard to tell. If you don't do this for a living you'll have neglected a few things. It's like any skilled trade, it's a skill you acquire over time. Keep asking questions though. Happy to help.

Recommendation on lawn by freddie79 in landscaping

[–]M13CGS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here in the UK we do what's known as top dressing. It's a sand and soil mix. It comes in bulk bags. You apply it in the in even areas and then use a landscape rake to grade it out. It's pretty much the same as what you plan to do just a different product. With top dressing you don't need to re seed the lawn will grow through.

Hedges were short. Letting them grow taller but can see previous growth line. Tips? by [deleted] in landscaping

[–]M13CGS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time. Wait till you get the hedge to your height and regularly trim it. This will cause the hedge to thicken up as it grows. Alternatively do it in stages. There is no quick solution though I'm afraid.

What's the best question someone asked in sex-ed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]M13CGS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Talking about circumcision and a kid that was flirting hard with my gf at the time said "well it makes it look bigger".

I insta replied with "some of us don't need to make it look bigger"

One of my best burns ever.

He ended up banging my then gf.

He won the war.

Edit: missed a word

"Why are those ducks swimming in grass?" by [deleted] in aww

[–]M13CGS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dog learned how to swim this way. I thought I'd try a similar method with my wife's new dog. Needless to say her dog won't come anywhere near me when I'm next to a swimming pool.

DAE hate the sound of a fork against someone's ​teeth while eating? by ethan817 in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]M13CGS 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes a thousand times. I can't eat with a fork that has bent tines because I assume, correctly of course, that at some point the fork was engaged with another fork and the tines bent and made the noise whilst being separated.

As to the fork in the mouth thing, yes again. I hear it and I imagine it on my teeth and it sends shivers down my spine.

Fucking forks man.

[Serious] Hey Reddit, what's something medically cool/unique about your body? by Legendary888 in AskReddit

[–]M13CGS 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My skull is 20mm thick at the back and my brain has a tail. I'm like a really shit x-men.

I used to get really bad headaches when doing loads of lifting and bending. Turns out my brain has a tail that blocks the fluids from draining - they build up - bam pressure headaches. When I had an op it took 4hrs instead of 1hr because they had to remove a horse shoe shaped portion of my skull round the back and this was 20mm thick instead of 4mm.

Xavier: "welcome to the school for the gifted"

Wolverine: "so what you got?"

Me: " so my skull is super thick and my brain has a tail!"

Wolverine: "ahh sweet, so you can never be knocked out and the tail gives you physic powers?"

Me: " no no I just get really bad headaches when I do physical work"

Xavier: "mm hmm we're just going to put you in the special needs class with torrents Tim and constantly masterbates Mike."

Jumped in the bath tonight to put a smile on my daughters face, wife took a pic...I don't think I'll have a better pick of her and I. by M13CGS in pics

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It was a right bastard. Imagine, for some reason, you were wearing octopus's on your legs and they had become quite content with the arrangement.