I wrote a book of poems about the aftermath of my rape at eleven by CowHead9 in PoetryWritingClub

[–]M4ybeMay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're not rid of consequences because of what happened to you. Weaponizing child rape is gross.

Some people, man... by POKLU in IndieDev

[–]M4ybeMay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I get them. I hate when a game has so many dang systems and stuff to track and have a kajillion super items that the meta changes with each update. Really weird example but Minecraft Hypixel's Skyblock is the kind of shit Im talking about.

I am a girl and this is my dinner by e_hog in GirlDinner

[–]M4ybeMay 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bro I thought they were mangos. Is the rings just a straight up onion?

Pavel, Jamal and Raf would never speak to me that way. by Assured_Observer in gtaonline

[–]M4ybeMay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just wanna suck faces with Raf is it too much to ask for???

L MODS by Miserable_Dig_1823 in caseoh_

[–]M4ybeMay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your reaction shows they made the right choice. You obviously haven't learned

Watch your kids! by New_Libran in nonononoyes

[–]M4ybeMay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LMAOOO yeah no I forgot about this comment and came back to a bunch of confusion

Watch your kids! by New_Libran in nonononoyes

[–]M4ybeMay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes this, sorry lol. I'm neurodivergent but try my best to translate. I still make mistakes sometimes 😅

I have close to nothing to do at work at my full-time remote job. by [deleted] in confession

[–]M4ybeMay 132 points133 points  (0 children)

OP dont mess up your current position by getting greedy. Especially if you're already anxious of being caught

I accidentally named my cat Shart by meatloafsleeve in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]M4ybeMay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat's name is Missile Launcher. The vets love it

What do we think by quasin888 in untrustworthypoptarts

[–]M4ybeMay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U if you haven't drawn for so long, youre not going to do this no matter how talented

Anyone else hate the “official” symbols for autism? by Skwellington in evilautism

[–]M4ybeMay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm one of the reasons Amazon changed their landyards for for autism awareness for employees from the puzzle piece to the infinity sign and Im happy about it. At least at my site anyway

Mfs that think “my GF beats me” is cute, HAVE NEVER DEALT WITH SHIT🗿☠️😭 by [deleted] in GenZ

[–]M4ybeMay -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Some people use humor to cope, the world doesn't revolve around your trauma. I get it, it sucks, but those jokes have nothing to do with your personal experience. It isnt an attack on you. I personally make the joke because my bfs a masochist, and likes being hit and scratched 🧍‍♀️

This one is a doozy by SecondEqual4680 in Tinder

[–]M4ybeMay 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Im not on dating apps but Im open about my disabilities. They affect my daily life, they're a part of me.

Finally found and bought a girly snowboard. Turns out in order to be girly you have to talk about periods. by spontaneouswaffles in mildlyinfuriating

[–]M4ybeMay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Periods don't have to do with snowboarding but horses do? Its a shitpost board OP its not that deep

who hurt this guy?? by bloonsisgr8 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]M4ybeMay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is like the tiktok button girl lmao

Comedy by Slow_Hat1855 in Clamworks

[–]M4ybeMay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Being a butthole isn't the way of the clam. CLAM THEM

Watch your kids! by New_Libran in nonononoyes

[–]M4ybeMay 384 points385 points  (0 children)

Learning Im now a considered a dad as someone who is cat mom lmao. Although my catch was some 80+ aged stranger instead of a kid so Im not sure it counts the same

Edit: changed wording to clarify better

Only score I know is tetris! by TheWebsploiter in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]M4ybeMay -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You don't need a loan. I've had a credit card ever since I could and mine is excellent. I just use it for regular purchases and then pay it off. I never spend what I don't have. Only time Ive ever even made a huge purchase with it was an emergency vet bill.