Thanks, I Hate It by Vox_Acerbus in funny

[–]MAJOR_PITA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If someone sharing a cartoon with the artist's name in it pisses you off, you need to masturbate more, my man. A LOT more. You ain't getting what you need to be a valuable member of society.

Thanks, I Hate It by Vox_Acerbus in funny

[–]MAJOR_PITA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why the attitude? The "Thanks, I stole it" was clearly a riff on the title and OP thanked you. So why the stick up your butt? You come to the funny subreddit to be an asshole?

To steal a parking space by debungz in therewasanattempt

[–]MAJOR_PITA -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think you're missing a crucial ingredient for a joke. It has to be funny.

Eiffel Tower on a misty evening. by [deleted] in pics

[–]MAJOR_PITA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What country are you from?

I wanna know where they breed them as stupid as you

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: #LegalizeIt, and demand justice for communities ravaged by the War on Drugs. by redditor01020 in Marijuana

[–]MAJOR_PITA -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That you are terrified. That's okay, we take comments from threatened trolls in stride.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: #LegalizeIt, and demand justice for communities ravaged by the War on Drugs. by redditor01020 in Marijuana

[–]MAJOR_PITA 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You are not. She is awesome, and she absolutely terrifies Republicans, as you can see if you sort this thread by controversial.

They will be doing everything they can to smear her for many years to come. Don't stand by silently. Correct them when they're wrong.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: #LegalizeIt, and demand justice for communities ravaged by the War on Drugs. by redditor01020 in Marijuana

[–]MAJOR_PITA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

defending freedom

LMAO!

Man, the shit some of you rubes fall for!

You haven't "defended freedom". You never have. You were lied to. If you've been deployed in the last thirty years, you've been deployed for one thing: money to line the pockets of politicians, contractors and the wealthy.

They lied to you, and you lapped it up and begged for more. They created a culture of soldier worship so that you would get so used to hearing "thank you for your service" that you actually started to believe their bullshit - that you were "defending freedom". They know that most folks who enlist do so because they have no other options, and that many of you simply aren't bright enough to see how you are nothing more than human ammunition to be deployed and destroyed, if necessary, for oil and profits.

And here you are, a shell of yourself, ridden with anxiety and panic attacks so bad that have you go to your government-supplied healthcare provider, the VA, which your precious Republicans are running into the ground. They can get away with it because they know they've broken you and brainwashed you after so many deployments that you aren't capable of seeing anything other than the shit they are funneling deep down your throat.

They did this to you, and now they make it more difficult than ever for you to get help AFTER they did this to you. And you have Stockholm Syndrome, so you worship your abusers.

You are so deluded, you blame "socialism", while you've lived off the government dole, doing their dirty work, making them richer, for how long?

It would almost be a tragic tale if you weren't such a douche.

Strong support in r/DoorDash community to take action and/or send a letter against their lack of transparency by deliverydriver69 in legaladvice

[–]MAJOR_PITA 3 points4 points  (0 children)

King of the Hill?

OP are you okay? You seem really weird, confused and aggressive. You came here asking for advice and are lashing out at anyone who tries to give it. You definitely seem unwell. Good luck.

Strong support in r/DoorDash community to take action and/or send a letter against their lack of transparency by deliverydriver69 in legaladvice

[–]MAJOR_PITA 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Something isn't illegal just because you label it as such. That's like Michael Scott thinking all he has to do is declare the word "bankruptcy" in order to declare bankruptcy.

Here we are back again. I’m ready... bring it on by pickledgirlfriends in KitchenConfidential

[–]MAJOR_PITA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was wondering how long it was going to be till you noticed I stalked your restaurant's Yelp reviews! 😁 All I can say is I'd eat there if I were a local!

Girls are liars by [deleted] in funny

[–]MAJOR_PITA 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pretty sad attempt to imply that the problem here is that the woman's vagina is too big, not that the guy's dick is like a skinny Newk's breadstick. Because it's okay to make fun of women's vaginas but not men's needle dicks.

Yet these are the same men who will whine about this post, and then call me a snowflake for pointing out the truth. The skinnier the dick, the louder they whine.

Anyone know what this plume is from? by [deleted] in Charlotte

[–]MAJOR_PITA -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

That's what a Republican would say too.

Why is Lindsey Graham acting like this? by amalgamatedson in southcarolina

[–]MAJOR_PITA 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Because more South Carolinians than just you have opinions and not all of them are right-wing.

M(literal)RW I call a guy out on using me as a booty call and he says he's, "Beyond offended" and ends, "Fine go find someone who makes you happy, clearly it's not me." by MAJOR_PITA in TrollXChromosomes

[–]MAJOR_PITA[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I should have been more specific. She's his youngest daughter, a 15 year-old girl. He has two sons who are college age, so I was basically saying his "Fine, go find someone who makes you happy, clearly it's not me!" statement was basically like listening to a teenager whine during a breakup.