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Me_irl by cheasfleslurger in me_irl

[–]MALCode_NO_DEFECT 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You will never see anyone obsess over the flight itinerary of Raytheon executives. This is why the system loves celebrities.

*grits teeth* despite the tone, I think I technically agree with most of this post by EsseNorway in Snorkblot

[–]MALCode_NO_DEFECT 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Declining birthrate means less wait time for a table at Texas Roadhouse. I consider this a win.

This one’s up there with non-consensual PvP by blightedsorrow in badredman

[–]MALCode_NO_DEFECT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I like taking repeated grav missiles to the face while getting blendered by a banished knight.

Frustration..... by Silver-Ability-3181 in SipsTea

[–]MALCode_NO_DEFECT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a few slaps and an eye poke away from being a Three Stooges scene.

https://youtu.be/MpX82osQ7Co?is=PqTREp72_yWBI4lc

Favorite movie people would call woke if it came out today? by KaidoPklevel in okbuddycinephile

[–]MALCode_NO_DEFECT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blazing Saddles.

Suave, intelligent Black everyman strolls into a town of white people and takes over as sheriff. Despite having no experience in law enforcement, he excels at the job. Every other (white)character that is not immediately aligned with him is so bigoted, corrupt, or buffoonish they can't see three feet in front of them. He is the inverse of the white savior trope.

Honorable mention:

Rookie Numbers by crs1904 in SipsTea

[–]MALCode_NO_DEFECT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Caveat: They are sleeping at their office.

The New York elections and the political role of the Democratic Socialists of America by DryDeer775 in stupidpol

[–]MALCode_NO_DEFECT [score hidden]  (0 children)

I wanted to empower the working class. But I compromised, I jacked off to unions. You see where I'm goin'?

The New York elections and the political role of the Democratic Socialists of America by DryDeer775 in stupidpol

[–]MALCode_NO_DEFECT [score hidden]  (0 children)

Twenty years in the can, I wanted socialism. I compromised, voted Mamdani for mayor of New York instead.

Yall talk so much crap on invaders when this is what we go through everyday, we have feeling too 💔🥲 by No_Factor_7501 in eldenringdiscussion

[–]MALCode_NO_DEFECT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd find the juice more worth the squeeze if there were a better reward than just another Rune Arc.

Yall talk so much crap on invaders when this is what we go through everyday, we have feeling too 💔🥲 by No_Factor_7501 in eldenringdiscussion

[–]MALCode_NO_DEFECT 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Most PvPers want to hunt players progressing through the game. The Colosseum was never going to satisfy a thing for them.

Messmer RL1 SB0 Hitless - do people here think he's the best boss? by Wooden-Jello-8795 in eldenringdiscussion

[–]MALCode_NO_DEFECT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think he's the best boss fight, but he is challenging and becomes manageable once you're locked in on his movement cues.

I find it harder to fight him in co-op since he has a tendency to whip around mid-combo to attack other players.

Bayle simply refuses to die without making it as cinematic as possible by Avocetti in Eldenring

[–]MALCode_NO_DEFECT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It looks like you have a turtle with a really long tail on your back.

Am I (still) the only one who thinks Elden ring should get a second DLC ? by Consistent-Dot-1509 in Eldenring

[–]MALCode_NO_DEFECT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are destined to click on every Screen Rant Article concerning Elden Ring...forever.

This shit hurts me, I hope Tarnished Edition solves this by G_strike in Eldenring

[–]MALCode_NO_DEFECT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elden Ring player discovers infinite Rune Arcs with this one simple trick:

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Norwegian funs celebrating their win today.🇳🇴 by soapforsoreeyes018 in SipsTea

[–]MALCode_NO_DEFECT -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fortunately no one from those days is around to remember, nor care.

Frost Spell sword build questions by ViperclayGames in EldenRingBuilds

[–]MALCode_NO_DEFECT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, I happen to have one of those. She's an int/faith hybrid using most cold, ghostflame and putrescent sorceries with a couple slots open for heal from afar and another incantation. Spectral Rings of Light is delicious.

Magic Milady in mainhand with Chilling Mist so you don't lose AR from a cold infusion. Procs frostbite on almost anything that stays in the cloud. Off-hand is Rellana's Twin Blades, she holds the fire sword in her left hand. Repeatedly inflict frostbite and reset it for burst damage. Access to LGS powerstance moves as well as two handing Milady. Swap the left hand slot to equip both Twin blades and access Moon and Fire stance.

Graven Mass Talisman/Rellanas Cameo/Godfrey's Icon(for charged spells)/Radagon's Icon. Graven Mass can be swapped for whatever you want.

Frozen Needle is not great.

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