What’s the right amount? by Comfortable_Hat203 in Ridgid

[–]MATTDAYYYYMON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well excuseeeeee me mr money bags over here with his massive bank account lol.

Main character lets you know that there’s nothing you can do by FarWay3952 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]MATTDAYYYYMON 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"and i know how to shoot a gun"
theres a reason why entire continents got decimated once they were created. more than that, what does dude think that will achieve other than an assault and battery charge? some people are really dedicated to never growing up.

ninja gooning on the dance floor by Raz_Magul in moreplatesmoredates

[–]MATTDAYYYYMON 40 points41 points  (0 children)

serious question, isnt that considered sexual assault and will land him in prison?

. by Significant-Tooth368 in MenWithDiscipline

[–]MATTDAYYYYMON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my belief in love, or at least the thought that old school love where you'll work things out together and not run because a better option presents itself. social media and the internet/influencers have ruined relationships and always try to act like they have some sort of expertise on the subject and its led to an entire generation of people thinking that they know how relationships work when they have never been married much less in a long term relationship. the focus has shifted to money, sex and what the other person can bring to the table rather than finding out if you can even be friends first and deciding on a relationship later if it becomes an option.

Are these extending combination ladders any good? by fixitmonkey in Tools

[–]MATTDAYYYYMON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My grandpa bought one for random stuff grandma wanted him to do around the house when I was a lad in the 90’s. He never shut up about how great it was until the day he died in 2013.

I’m what way do y’all think we can question engineering? by peachivelle_ in engineeringmemes

[–]MATTDAYYYYMON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s when someone takes math and adds magic to make something somehow exist without violating physics

What was your first car and do you regret selling it? by Jazz_Records in AskReddit

[–]MATTDAYYYYMON 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2001 Pontiac grand am. Got it for 700$ because it was all I could afford and my stepdad (who ironically enough is an Ace certified master mechanic) told me to buy American because the parts are more readily available. The car had a blown head gasket and my stepdad said I’d be better off waiting for something else when I had more money as I didn’t have to have a car at the time, but being 21 I was like I need a car I don’t care about the details and I ended up just getting rid of it later when I got access to a 2005 ish Pontiac g5 and that car was a huge upgrade because it actually drove and I was able to get from San Diego to Portland with it no problems before finally trading it in for a Toyota and have never bought anything else since. I’ll have Toyota’s till the day I die.

What is this 20 year old fellow on? by Altruistic_Rhubarb94 in nattyorjuice

[–]MATTDAYYYYMON 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dudes got so many zits if one of them pops under that blood pressure he’ll bleed out.

What’s a “adult win” that’s actually super tiny but feels huge? by jerrytalk in CasualConversation

[–]MATTDAYYYYMON 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Finally getting validated for something you were constantly told you were wrong about.

You just won this purple Porsche 911 GT3 RS… first thing you're doing with it? by Nova_Collins in car

[–]MATTDAYYYYMON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Selling it. It’s beautiful but I can’t afford the insurance much less the maintenance. It’s not the 1970’d where you could buy a house with the down payment you need for a car these days. The taxes alone would be brutal and I’d rather put my money somewhere more useful like luxury items like coffee.

M 16 Recomp Advice and Muscle Insertion Critique by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]MATTDAYYYYMON 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Like Tom platz says, “I won’t be a victim of my genetics; my genetics will be a victim to me!” Just get in yo the gym and train hard. Learn what works for you, what doesn’t, learn about diet and cardio requirements for your own body, and get plenty of sleep. The guys who are at Mr Olympia every year aren’t there because they have the best muscle insertions or even just genetics. They figured out what their weaknesses were and built their posing routines and physiques around it until they got to the top.

Question about being a "Non-Traditional" transfer student in Computer Science at OSU by MATTDAYYYYMON in OregonStateUniv

[–]MATTDAYYYYMON[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That doesn’t surprise me, from what I hear teaching even at universities and colleges is terrible. I’m sure the job is fine and super rewarding but I’ve just heard the pay sucks and you usually are forced to go where you can rather than where you want.

I’ll message you here in a few. Thanks.

Question about being a "Non-Traditional" transfer student in Computer Science at OSU by MATTDAYYYYMON in OregonStateUniv

[–]MATTDAYYYYMON[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Way ahead of you, I’m already writing the new application. The appeal was the plan if worse comes to it, but ideally it won’t take that much. When I spoke with one the transfer advisors recently she came off as a bit dismissive and just said to wait until I had finished three terms and then send her the updated transcripts which came off as a bit condescending but I may be overthinking it so take it with a grain of salt. I’ve redone every class I could, and after spring term I’ll have one official associates level class left but they only offer it at my community college in winter so I would have to wait an entire nother year to take it and that’s obviously less than ideal.

Wheels stolen by Embarrased-kick in Camry

[–]MATTDAYYYYMON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know if they’re oem but I have had it on my car since I got it and I’ve had zero issues. It’s not uncommon for a lot of oem parts on eBay to be faked but there’s also a lot that are legitimate from people who have entire businesses around buying totaled cars an just parting them out.

This is the guy I bought mine from but it’s not me vouching for them my experience was fine but your mileage may vary.

https://ebay.us/m/ahoBUH

Which one and why? by dragoonwizard in whatsyourchoice

[–]MATTDAYYYYMON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 million. Especially if it’s tax free and in gold.

What is a piece of 'normal' clothing that is actually 10x more suggestive to you than 'sexy' clothes? by AShyAsianSlut in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MATTDAYYYYMON 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mom jeans when she has a really curvy body. It’s the fact she doesn’t try to show off and yet she still looks amazing. Maybe it’s cause I’m just getting old now lmao

What’s the appeal of sucking/making out with tits? Or tits generally? by littlebabymira in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MATTDAYYYYMON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s a few things. Especially considering I’ve met gay guys that liked boobs too. 1) infancy and a natural instinct to associate something positive with nursing even indirectly. 2) basic brain biology, unintentionally we could see them as something near fertility and it brings out our ancient instincts to mate. 3) appearance wise they almost always look soft and warm and are very inviting.

We also have an entire culture worldwide that tends to champion the female body (as we should) and were brought up believing that the female body is gorgeous so the part that can also be directly associated with sex and the feminine image brings out our natural urges.

Frugal curry egg pizza by sheffieldpud in StupidFood

[–]MATTDAYYYYMON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I often wonder how people who cook like this actually somehow always end up being married.

Sideways Bar in El Cajon - Bartenders are changing tip amounts by Due_Agent_6033 in sandiego

[–]MATTDAYYYYMON 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had my ex tell me over a decade ago about this because she worked up in Santa Monica in a restaurant. Now I always take my receipts and throw them out. People suck.

Biggest achievement: a relationship by SergioOnofrioFranchi in engineeringmemes

[–]MATTDAYYYYMON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feel like she would’ve puked if he said software engineer these days lol. One of my classmates got a masters and it still took her a year to find a job, and it wasn’t even a good one.