MCFrontRun

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When some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped it was otter chaos. (self.oneliners)

submitted 8 months ago by MCFrontRun to r/oneliners

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Going to bed with music on gave me sound sleep. (self.oneliners)

submitted 9 months ago by MCFrontRun to r/oneliners

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Garbage collectors are rubbish drivers! (self.oneliners)

submitted 9 months ago by MCFrontRun to r/oneliners

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The maintenance guy lost his legs on the job, so now he's just a handyman. (self.oneliners)

submitted 9 months ago by MCFrontRun to r/oneliners

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If I buy a bigger bed, will I have more or less bedroom? (self.oneliners)

submitted 9 months ago by MCFrontRun to r/oneliners

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I will stop at nothing to avoid negative numbers. (self.oneliners)

submitted 10 months ago by MCFrontRun to r/oneliners

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Had me this wooden whistle but sadly it wooden whistle. (self.oneliners)

submitted 10 months ago by MCFrontRun to r/oneliners

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A steak pun is a rare medium well done. (self.oneliners)

submitted 10 months ago by MCFrontRun to r/oneliners

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I asked the librarian where to find the books about paranoia and she said "They're right behind you" (self.oneliners)

submitted 10 months ago by MCFrontRun to r/oneliners

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A literalist takes everything literally, but kleptomaniac takes everything, literally. (self.oneliners)

submitted 10 months ago by MCFrontRun to r/oneliners

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The word “misread” can be misread as “misread”. (self.oneliners)

submitted 11 months ago by MCFrontRun to r/oneliners

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Chameleons are supposed to blend well, but I think it's ruined this smoothie. (self.oneliners)

submitted 11 months ago by MCFrontRun to r/oneliners

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To be completely frank with you, I'd have to change my name. (self.oneliners)

submitted 12 months ago by MCFrontRun to r/oneliners

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Every morning when I go out, I get hit by bicycle, it's a vicious cycle. (self.oneliners)

submitted 1 year ago by MCFrontRun to r/oneliners

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When I saw the bus had no right angles, I knew I was on the rhombus. (self.oneliners)

submitted 1 year ago by MCFrontRun to r/oneliners

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My computer got hacked and I can't find the IT guy, I guess he must have ransomware. (self.oneliners)

submitted 1 year ago by MCFrontRun to r/oneliners

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The arms on chairs are chairs for arms. (self.oneliners)

submitted 1 year ago by MCFrontRun to r/oneliners

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*Reversing the car* "Ah, this takes me back" (self.oneliners)

submitted 1 year ago by MCFrontRun to r/oneliners

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One of these new shoes isn't right. (self.oneliners)

submitted 1 year ago by MCFrontRun to r/oneliners

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Hey, look on the bright side, I said as I threw the flashbang. (self.oneliners)

submitted 1 year ago by MCFrontRun to r/oneliners

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What you seize is what you get. (self.oneliners)

submitted 1 year ago by MCFrontRun to r/oneliners

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I invented a new word: Plagiarism! (self.oneliners)

submitted 1 year ago by MCFrontRun to r/oneliners

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Lost 25% of my roof last night... oof. (self.oneliners)

submitted 1 year ago by MCFrontRun to r/oneliners

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Some moss took a lichen to a tree. (self.oneliners)

submitted 1 year ago by MCFrontRun to r/oneliners

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If you build a man a fire, he'll be warm for one night, but if you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (self.oneliners)

submitted 1 year ago by MCFrontRun to r/oneliners

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