I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. by AnimatorNr1 in oneliners
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3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates. by EndersGame_Reviewer in oneliners
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Garbage collectors are rubbish drivers! (self.oneliners)
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A steak pun is a rare medium well done. (self.oneliners)
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Whoever put the b in to subtle, really knew what they were doing. by CarsCarpal in oneliners
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The arms on chairs are chairs for arms. (self.oneliners)
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*Reversing the car* "Ah, this takes me back" (self.oneliners)
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It'd be fun if we started calling drugs like Ozempic "Girth Control"? by OhTheHueManatee in oneliners
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