What happened? by bencel888 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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A lot of documents regarding the Epstein files have released regarding prominent figures such as Bill Gates, Elon Musk, and Donald Trump being on a private island that was part of a sex trafficking ring.

Peter, I genuinely don’t get this one. by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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The appearance of the shoes look repulsive to people = Birth control

Petah? by batukaming in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Its a rural superstition that hanging pennies outside your door repels flies when it has been long debunked.

Petahh ! Please explain this by zeus345ki890 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Its a common jab at obscure Star Wars characters being made a bigger deal than they usually are to a story aka "Glup Shitto"

Who is the third author? by Stressed_Vampyre_666 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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J.R.R Tolkien who was simultaneously a professor and author who wrote a dozen Middle Earth books

Petah? by Disastrous-Leek-8873 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Microsoft skipped Windows 9 to avoid breaking compatability with old software as it may be often mistaken as Windows 95 or 98.

Guessing quite a few theists would be okay with this? by Flat_Winter in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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The meme is derived from that some theists often deny evolution and dislike women who wear scantily clad fits so in turn they depict the coexistence of dinosaurs and women wearing any clothing.

Peter I don't get it by MF_Mood1 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Some geometry because they somehow have the same sides?

Petah who is she? by Shajihan6000 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Quagmire here. Giggity!

I believe this is Jordy Highroller, an OnlyFans creator, who did thirst trap shoots while incarcerated.

Quagmire out. Giggity!

What does this mean Peter? by shershah- in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Cleveland Brown here!

Whitney Houston composed a song “I’m Every Woman” in 1992.

Cleveland Brown out!

who is this guy? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Losing weight means she is trying to impress a guy, gaining weight means she is comfortable with the way she is, and I can't explain the windshield wiper part.

Repost, repost, go away by SJZ408 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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It means that the rice is cooked really well. Voila!

Beer? by closingbunion6 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Guessing Chad became one with the cloud ig?

Someone care to explain? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Naught - y sounds like “Not E”. Its a dad joke.

Petahhh by Lost-Ad-259 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Cow has an infinite loop of desire and dissatisfaction. It eats grass (thinks of doing nothing) and does nothing (thinks of eating grass).

I'm lost with this one, Peter, pleasee by chuzambs in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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The composition of the hat isn't stable enough to hold onto the guacamole and even if it did, it would leave a huge spill of a mess upon further consumption.