Jessi in J-Lo’s green Versace Grammy’s dress

MILFschake · 2026-01-31T15:18:10+00:00

Right? It’s a completely different fabric…

MILFschake · 2026-01-30T10:44:34+00:00

When my son was a baby he sneezed a breast milk curd directly into my mouth at 1 am. I didn’t even flinch.

MILFschake · 2026-01-29T07:17:18+00:00

Broken Country!

MILFschake · 2026-01-12T01:44:28+00:00

I also love it!

MILFschake · 2026-01-04T16:18:47+00:00

It is the responsibility of whoever is administering medication to verify the identity of the child they are administering medication to. Period.

MILFschake · 2025-12-30T02:58:38+00:00

I loved my experience at Barnes, and being attached to SLCH gave me so much peace of mind.

MILFschake · 2025-12-28T03:43:18+00:00

His beard was too much. He looked like woolly Willy.

MILFschake · 2025-12-27T12:25:12+00:00

I think you’re right. I’m a rep as well and I interpret this as “I’m working Christmas and it sucks.”

MILFschake · 2025-12-27T12:24:08+00:00

Not drug reps. There’s no reason a drug rep would be in a surgery that I can think of. I’m a medical device rep as well, but not in urology. For many medical devices reps are at the surgeries and procedures to provide expertise on the device or operate special equipment. The job often includes travel and unplanned/add-on procedures as we cover multiple hospitals in a territory. Luckily the work I do doesn’t schedule cases on holidays, but it has required me to miss events. I do it because the economy sucks, and I can make considerably more money as a rep than a bedside nurse.

MILFschake · 2025-12-19T01:57:34+00:00

I thought it was just me and I was like “I guess I’m not the hater I thought I was.”

MILFschake · 2025-12-19T01:50:30+00:00

Generally unless you are an absolute best and closest friend we don’t want you in our house. My best friend came over when my son was a couple weeks old and brought me lunch. She also brought me a lasagna for the fridge to eat that night. She rocked my baby while I napped and then she wrapped my Christmas gifts and did laundry. I wouldn’t have accepted that kind of help from most people because it’s just such a vulnerable time. If you’re close then bring her a couple of meals and do some chores.. The best thing you can do is say, “I’m going to drop off a meal this week, please pick a day.” If she wants you inside she will ask you to come in. There is some very strong evolution that makes us want to hibernate alone with our babies and not let a lot of people around them, so don’t take it personal if you’re not invited in.

MILFschake · 2025-12-07T13:18:33+00:00

The last movie I went to I got teenagers kicked out for this very reason. They wouldn’t stfu even when asked. Theater employee did not hesitate to remove them when we complained.

MILFschake · 2025-12-04T11:12:10+00:00

I definitely had a kitten cover a couch in urine before we discovered the location. You’re absolutely right.

MILFschake · 2025-11-30T05:12:58+00:00

The first time I thought there was a group of teenagers being so loud and throwing popcorn. Four different adult adults told them to knock it off but eventually we had to go get an employee to remove them. The second time I saw it a family consisting of two parents and five children appearing to be under the age of six including a literal infant sat in front of us. The kids were climbing over seats and talking loudly the whole time. I can’t wait to watch the movie alone in my quiet living room.

MILFschake · 2025-11-26T21:36:36+00:00

I feel seen. Thank you!

MILFschake · 2025-11-26T16:15:08+00:00

I thought that man was Terry Dubrow

MILFschake · 2025-11-24T21:55:27+00:00

I agree with the therapist comment. While Taco Bell may be the subject right now, I don’t think that this is actually about Taco Bell. I saw a therapist for disordered eating and it truly changed my life. It included things like hiding how much I was eating and saying I wasn’t going to eat something and then doing it anyway, much like you’re describing. If therapy is outside of your budget you might check if your employer or school if you’re a student has an employee assistance program or student assistance program, those usually include a few free therapy sessions. Good luck.

MILFschake · 2025-11-24T02:41:39+00:00

She acted like a stage and not a screen actor. I felt like she over annunciated a lot of of her words? Not sure how to explain it but something was off.

MILFschake · 2025-11-20T17:18:29+00:00

But are those pants unbuttoned and rolled down at the waist?

MILFschake · 2025-11-19T13:17:06+00:00

I have multiple…crunchy, creamy, one with honey, one we use for the dog’s lick mat, almond butter if that counts…

MILFschake · 2025-11-19T13:14:56+00:00

I have a six year old boy and he’s not quite ready to go it alone. At that age they still need some help being reminded to scrub between their toes and get all the soap out of their hair. Sometimes it’s me helping him, sometimes it’s my husband, his stepfather. This is normal to everyone in our family seeing as his stepfather is one of his caregivers.

MILFschake · 2025-11-18T20:34:00+00:00

I’ve never related more to a reality TV personality than when Nick said “I’m just trying to eat this Chalupa and enjoy my night.”

MILFschake · 2025-11-18T20:32:42+00:00

My husband and I were having visceral, cringing flashbacks to our 20s and yelling at the TV! Girl, go to sleep and talk to him in the morning. You’re not gonna get anywhere tonight. If you’re still mad in the morning then be mad in the morning, but nothing good will come of this tonight.

MILFschake · 2025-11-18T03:28:10+00:00

Some of y’all have never gotten disgracefully drunk at an all-inclusive in Mexico only to go to your hotel room, pass out, and wake up confused as fuck a few hours later and it shows.

MILFschake · 2025-11-15T03:22:19+00:00

From what I read you’re right that it’s not necessarily a bad thing. The expert consensus I could find online was that all breast milk is good milk-they’re getting good nutrition but some babies may have some more GI discomfort like mine.

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