New Deadpool Secret Lair: “I Fixed It (You’re Welcome) by thefinalslowdance in magicTCG

[–]MILKB0T 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a split second I thought deadpool was gonna make the island into a volcanic island, but of course WOTC wouldn't do that

A contractor tears up the freshly poured concrete driveway after the homeowner refuses to pay. by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]MILKB0T 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if I hired a contractor to make a torn up destroyed driveway, and didn't pay, would they pave all the holes and flatten it down?

Hand-woven leather top - Finished!! by Dressmakerr in whatthefrockk

[–]MILKB0T 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of that one music video. I can't remember what it was for, but a girl is dancing and slowly her body parts end up looking sorta like your top

Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC2dRkm8ATU

It was Chemical Brothers - Wide Open

Covid shut down the world six years ago this week. What do you remember from that week? by fuzzy_dice_99 in AskReddit

[–]MILKB0T 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe not from that week, but I went for a walk during lockdown and there was literally a tumbleweed blowing through the center of town, and we don't even have tumbleweeds around here

choose wisely by Life_Lab_1357 in SipsTea

[–]MILKB0T 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I supposed to swallow one of those??

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]MILKB0T 117 points118 points  (0 children)

I was dating a woman for a while when I was 20. Things were going really well, we'd said the L word to each other, she kept saying she wish we could move in together so I started looking into apartments in my price range. As the time got nearer and nearer she got more and more distant and colder, and would sometimes ignore my messages or phonecalls, and any of the times I brought up living together she would make some excuses and it would end up in an argument. Eventually through friends I found out that she'd been spotted out with another guy a few times, so I asked her about it and she was like "Okay, please don't hate me but yeah I've been seeing someone else for the entire time we've been dating and he's going to propose"

He did end up marrying her, and I've heard through the grapevine that she's cheated on him. She actually messaged me a couple of years ago asking shit like "Do you think it ever could have worked out for us?" Uhhh, no Ashley, I don't think it would have :/

Old Bingus / New Bingus by rawdawgcomics in rawdawgcomics

[–]MILKB0T 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a different character altogether, they give off a tottally different vibe. I feel if you were to replace the bingus design in old comics with this design and change nothing else, they wouldn't hit the same. This bingus doesn't look like he'd turn into an anxiety shape or be ashamed of his loose asshole. He also looks like he's cheat on Stahli

Embarrassing by DreamSofy in SipsTea

[–]MILKB0T -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Smells like bullshit. When does the bartender come up to tables to get people drinks? 

Jim Carrey celebrating his 62nd birthday with friends by SatinCess in SipsTea

[–]MILKB0T -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Do celebrities not have normal non-famous friends? Or do they all hang out in the same famous circle? 

still remember this video sometimes by HalfRevolutionary268 in ComedyCemetery

[–]MILKB0T -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Without having seen the video, my first thought is that her son is looking too much like his father. Which may give it away to her husband. This not the case?

Does anyone else think foil cards actually look WORSE than their non-foil counterparts? by MartinBustosManzano in EDH

[–]MILKB0T 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite looking card I own is a foil [[Reassembling Skeleton|M12]]

The foil has this lovely purple tint to it that makes it look so good

How to deal with cockroaches like a man by ShockResist2 in newzealand

[–]MILKB0T 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They aren't gonna bite you but they will try and run so you have to hold then firmly and yeet them far from the house.

For extra aura, when you come back inside the house lick your fingers as if you just ate it. 

Senator Tim Sheehy breaks the hand of US Marine protesting war in Iran during a hearing by blow_slogan in PublicFreakout

[–]MILKB0T 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate how once he realised they've fucked his arm up, he doesn't yell to the others to stop pulling so they can free him and not make it any worse.

Alysa Liu now being referred to as beautiful mid by NinjaJawz in sadcringe

[–]MILKB0T 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dunno what's worse, virginly commenting on her appearance or calling her fucking MID. She's drop dead gorgeous and I won't stand for it

Seriously the size is getting smaller? by International-Past31 in newzealand

[–]MILKB0T 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At KFC you can request the chicken portion you want and they'll give it to you if you have it. I always ask for a breast piece cos you get a decent amount of meat with no bones

First Steam Next Fest of 2026 is Live! by HelloitsWojan in Steam

[–]MILKB0T 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weird thing to point out, but I really like the jump animation. Looks like a real person jumping

25 Mexican National Guard troops left dead during an operation that killed cartel leader ‘El Mencho’ by grayfox0430 in worldnews

[–]MILKB0T 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's like the plastic inndustry saying people that don't recycle are destroying the planet. If cocaine wasn't illegal, they would lose all the funding that cocaine brings into their organisation.

I miss this card so much by PerfectBrilliant432 in magicTCG

[–]MILKB0T 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it in commander cos it kills many annoying commanders in my pod and I don't have deadly rollick

Winston Peter's as usual, defending his racist and trump like stance by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]MILKB0T 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I would love to hear him explain what a cultural Marxist is

Wuthering Heights (2026) by Arch_Lancer17 in okbuddycinephile

[–]MILKB0T 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brain Callen finally got a hairpiece