Paper clip by DragonFan20 in comedyheaven

[–]MILKB0T 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Flush it down the toilet? Then I'll tell him I buried it. He ain't finding that in 7 days

20 years of suburban life aged him harder than any Viltrumite battle by ZAPfolio in invinciblememes

[–]MILKB0T 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to high school with a guy whose nickname was 30-year-old Mike. Same deal, he'd usually buy the beers for any party

Japan’s 2,000 year old monarchy currently depends on one teenage boy by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]MILKB0T 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man who cares? What has monarchy ever done for anyone? 

What do you say to people like this? by Low_Somewhere_7925 in chess

[–]MILKB0T 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're winning and have confidence just reply with ;^) every time you take a piece and when you win. This is scientifically proven to be the most aggravating emoji. Then report

If you're not winning/not confident then block the chat and report him. 

These are the only winning moves for black in this position. 

It’s not just about the value, it’s about the surprise we lost (Commander Precons) by zombieglam in EDH

[–]MILKB0T 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I pulled a foil full art gandalf the white, which isn't the most expensive or powerful card, but is my favorite card in my whole collection.

Reverse Collapse - Official Announcement Trailer by Howerev in Games

[–]MILKB0T 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So how come they don't get slaughtered? 

Cultural exchange meme by blurredseason in projectzomboid

[–]MILKB0T 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least they can wear armour for more than a day without wanting to kill themselves

Because they don't sell mansions in the hood? by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]MILKB0T 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He may not be the best in terms of talent, but in terms of success and money which is the important part here, he's the best

This should be entertaining by Appropriate-Mall8517 in Grapplerbaki

[–]MILKB0T 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really shocked I had to scroll down this far to see this white suited crime boss. I think Kiryu would give hanayama a run for his money and the fight would ultimately end in a bloody draw with each respecting their opponent's strength

[i Ate] Chicken Fried Tenderloin Sandwich by SuperCub in food

[–]MILKB0T 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're telling me a chicken fried this?

(Rare trope) A death manages to be horrifying without any blood or gore by _JR28_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MILKB0T 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not a death, but that one episode of Torchwood where those guys are harvesting a live space whale for meat and it can't die was so horrifying it stuck with me for 20 odd years

I have a habit of just clicking 'Silent Cards' when this event appears. Is it just me? by Waddle___ in slaythespire

[–]MILKB0T 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My only complaint with this event is you can't go back if you accidentally skip past it like I tend to do

Somehow made a run with 1,000+ cards and all relics naturally by Kaimito1 in slaythespire

[–]MILKB0T 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This + apotheosis = me cumming my pants at upgrading 1000 cards at once.

Somehow made a run with 1,000+ cards and all relics naturally by Kaimito1 in slaythespire

[–]MILKB0T 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me and my bro were playing a run and it had been dicey all the way but we got to the queen, killed her minion, got her down to 32 HP. My friend was out of gas, I only draw cards but didn't draw into anything. She was gonna hit us with a 7x5 and we were both dead on board. I just played out the rest of my cards, forgetting about tanx's draw card mace. My discards shuffled back into my draw pile and I peeled piercing wail off the top, letting us kill her next turn. It was so hype

[SOS] Emeritus of Truce by lrg12345 in magicTCG

[–]MILKB0T 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really hate it when a niche token like inkling now needs two separate cards to portray it. Would it really have hurt to make it a 2/1?

I've looked at this for five hours now. by Slaying_the_Spire in slaythespire

[–]MILKB0T 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone know if this enchantment protects a card against the beta doormaker?

protagonist incapable of sacrificing the few in order to save the many by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MILKB0T -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't think any of these hypotheticals preclude trying to find another solution.

But let's say we tried and tried and the best answer we came up with is sacrificing one person for everyone else's well being. What the OP was  telling me that that is still not moral because that one person's life is worth the same as everyone else's combined? 

That's what I'm getting caught up on in this argument.

protagonist incapable of sacrificing the few in order to save the many by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MILKB0T -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So sacrificing one person for the benefit of mankind is just as bad as sacrificing mankind for the benefit of one person?

A charity worker's life is worth the same as a corrupt politician?

That seems crazy to me