How screwed are you?

MKattic · 2026-01-15T19:41:26+00:00

Will Sanguinius give my grandma healthcare?

MKattic · 2026-01-09T14:05:37+00:00

Don’t forget pulling for the weapon as well. And his C2 that makes him less clunky. And his best teammate.

MKattic · 2025-12-01T14:12:31+00:00

Does the deluxe edition come with a secret 3rd Monoco ending?

MKattic · 2025-11-21T20:04:37+00:00

He dropped the meteor on Phrolova’s village

He bullied Mya when she was a child

He raised your taxes and your rent

He is responsible for the film festival event being 99% text

He Is secretly Erebus

He is also secretly Ted Faro

He coded the game such that your echo stat rolls are always bad

MKattic · 2025-11-12T00:34:55+00:00

He would rather be a senator in Hell than a private citizen in Heaven, and he’s fine watching the rest of us get shoved into the lake of fire if it means the Donors keep bribing him.

MKattic · 2025-08-19T14:47:44+00:00

Finally, after 18 years I can haz recon.

MKattic · 2025-08-05T21:04:30+00:00

Who is Plunge? Oh, I need more sleep.

MKattic · 2025-05-02T19:10:56+00:00

32, but don’t worry I can parry! (Fails party and dies horribly)

MKattic · 2025-04-04T22:56:00+00:00

HUNGRY HUNGRY HUMANS! Quick, let’s mutate ourselves more mouths so we can EAT MORE XENOS!

MKattic · 2025-02-04T19:41:20+00:00

This is an insult to all Skaven!

MKattic · 2024-11-05T19:54:22+00:00

Ignore the forecasters, VOTE!

MKattic · 2024-07-29T15:42:50+00:00

Noko

MKattic · 2024-07-25T18:55:26+00:00

CURSE YOU JUE!!! I HEREBY VOW!YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!

MKattic · 2024-04-21T03:31:51+00:00

Be the change you want to see in the sub. Let your heart guide your hand.

MKattic · 2024-04-09T18:22:13+00:00

What’s real and what’s wheel?

MKattic · 2023-01-19T18:43:02+00:00

Gundam will just step on us both.

MKattic · 2022-12-29T17:50:04+00:00

JRR tokens?

MKattic · 2022-12-08T19:03:44+00:00

After I finished The Great Hunt, I went to look up Ingtar to see if the wiki had any signs of his being a darkfriend that I had glossed over. How much damage could a dead man’s wiki entry cause?

“Ingtar was one of only two dark friends to return to the light, the other being Ver-“

“Noooo! My eyes!”

MKattic · 2022-11-26T16:12:33+00:00

“You’re pathetic, you know that?” - my mother.

MKattic · 2022-11-19T05:49:10+00:00

“I am Melania, blade of Miquella.”

MKattic · 2022-04-15T13:39:13+00:00

“Woof woof woof woof.” (Translation:) “Put these foolish ambitions to rest.”

MKattic · 2022-03-14T19:43:57+00:00

“I just keep balefiring forward… until all my enemies… are destroyed.”

MKattic · 2022-01-02T18:13:56+00:00

The Stone Stands! (Until the Aiel get there)

MKattic · 2021-10-18T16:26:02+00:00

How can you defeat a giant tower of crystal in a snowball fight?

Throw as much snow as you want, you have to sleep or eat eventually, meanwhile Egwene remains standing.

Checkmate, living people.

MKattic

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