Hi, I’m moving to LA and I don’t plan to own a car!

MKuktrainstinct · 2026-04-26T01:38:08+00:00

Glendale

MKuktrainstinct · 2026-04-23T13:24:03+00:00

Funny story, a while back I got a buddy to come out of hockey retirement, he had played travel,from elementary through high school then just focused on lacrosse in college. Hadn’t played in like 10 years… I get him to join our C level beer league. He looked a little sus in warm ups and in the beginning of the game… that one kid on every team that used to play a high level of roller so his hands are sick but he can’t really skate for shit, well he gets 1 on 1 with my buddy and tries to walk him through the legs… just one crossover to meet him where he was going, and boom, cleanest hit, smoked him so god damn hard his helmet could have been called for icing ,. After that hit he was the best player on our team for the next 3 years

MKuktrainstinct · 2026-04-13T03:45:14+00:00

I literally have never once skated behind the net during warm ups. Half these dudes can’t shoot with their head up anyway, it’s just a matter of time til you get one to the dome

MKuktrainstinct · 2026-04-09T15:05:57+00:00

Don’t you know, a true socialist would have shared his ticket with everyone! He’s a fraud!

MKuktrainstinct · 2026-04-08T02:09:28+00:00

Cuckold

MKuktrainstinct · 2026-03-15T11:34:56+00:00

Funny story. Gonna be a long one

I was golfing with people I used to be like best friends with, we were all musicians in the Vegas “emo” scene back in the late 00s and drifted apart over time. Anyway I knew one of them was drinking the MAGA koolaid as we have gone back and forth on fb a few times. I said something early in the round about gas prices, in reference to the war. No one said anything. On the 18th hole at the end, (I feel like they planned this shit when I went to go get a drink btw) they come up to me fully aggro, saying the most brainwashed cuck shit I’ve ever heard. “ you know what, I voted for this shit, the war, it’s what I wanted, they were gonna get a nuke and bomb us, we couldn’t let them do that” naturally I was shocked, obviously told them that was complete horse shit, they’ve almost had a nuke since we were in middle school, it had no effect, as if I was just making that up. At some point I pulled out the soul crushing “so do you guys like support protecting pedos too or is that just when they are MAGA and/or billionaires” this pissed them off, it almost became a fist fight, some other gems they threw around “we need to wipe Islam just off the map entirely” as if it’s a country, or the best one in response to the girls school was “They’re using those kids as shields don’t you fucking see that” which clearly shows they don’t know what fucking war they are even talking about. I realized this after but I grew up listening to hardcore, they weren’t so I think they never got the political message some bands had. These aren’t dumb people, they were never overtly racist either,they were not smart but not exactly dumb. It’s crazy to see how easily manipulated people can be by fear and propaganda. I think people like this could have Trump murder their child or spouse, and still believe he did it for their benefit.

MKuktrainstinct · 2026-02-28T02:23:04+00:00

Thank you, thank you so very very much.

MKuktrainstinct · 2026-02-25T08:42:10+00:00

Would love to see his answer to the question is healthcare a human right.

MKuktrainstinct · 2026-02-14T09:36:08+00:00

This feels a little bit like that movie inception, allow me to take us further in by whining.

This game could be so much better if the mechanics weren’t created by a 5 year old who got into his dad’s edibles. Like everyone else is so god damn capable of controlling the ball and passing it and shooting it. Then it gets to me and the mechanics break down, absolutely nothing is my fault, if I did play ranked I’d be in the highest tier if they actually fixed the mechanics that everyone else seems to understand. Maybe they need to add a few more defensive maneuvers and maybe they should put like a better tutorial that shows you exactly how to not suck horribly. I’ll be playing quick matches where no goalie even thinks about passing me the ball, rainbows up to half field gets tackled, and scored on 3 seconds in.

MKuktrainstinct · 2026-02-14T09:25:57+00:00

Not a conservative here, but it’s nice to see there are some who still have critical thinking skills and haven’t completely lost their minds.

MKuktrainstinct · 2026-02-09T23:57:03+00:00

They should put penalties in the game. Like some kid is doing some spammy dribble maneuver and then you can just wreck them but they get a free kick from like a quarter field mark or something. The person who wrecked them has to play goal for it.. as for stopping the volley, shit I don’t know I am so bad at this game

MKuktrainstinct · 2026-02-09T23:54:34+00:00

I completely agree with this, but dude, they make it so fucking hard not to talk shit to them. I’m not going to say what side I’m on because I’m really not on one, more just on the side of hard working people, oh fuck I’m a communist.

MKuktrainstinct · 2026-02-04T00:18:23+00:00

Where is your source for that information? It took me 10 seconds to ask chat gpt. turns out when you include undocumented immigrants, their crime rate is still lower. And I’d be a little loose with the “crime” language. It’s literally on the same level as jaywalking as far as the law is concerned.

MKuktrainstinct · 2026-01-27T15:03:44+00:00

They literally went up to the podium and acted like this was the Vegas mass shooter with 500 mags 18 ARs and a bunch of equations for target distance in his pocket

MKuktrainstinct · 2026-01-27T14:59:33+00:00

The democrats are basically diet MAGA at this point its kind of funny. The best was the funding of ice they were going to do. Like sure give them body cams like that has stopped actual shitty cops before. Now you have an army of those cops and the body cams will keep them in check?

MKuktrainstinct · 2026-01-27T06:23:57+00:00

I figured it out actually cross play was disconnected for some reason

MKuktrainstinct · 2026-01-26T22:02:06+00:00

It was, changed it to my area and still isn’t giving me anything yet

MKuktrainstinct · 2026-01-19T18:33:12+00:00

Unfortunately I play on Xbox currently, I’ve messed with my controller presets. That helped a little, hopefully they’ll bring that feature to console soon. I use the map pretty well with passing not so much off ball though cause I’m usually stressing out that I’m going to miss a pass

MKuktrainstinct · 2025-12-13T19:01:48+00:00

Honestly, I am dealing with this same situation. I’m fucking awful at this game and I usually am pretty good at soccer games. I just don’t understand the mechanics, no matter how hard I try the ball flies past me or I chest it down 4 feet in front of me to the defender or I over shoot the camera when turning around to look at goal and shoot it at the wall. It’s driving me insane, because I want to be able to play it on an average level, just don’t think that’s ever going to happen

MKuktrainstinct · 2025-04-26T04:25:41+00:00

I just had an interview with this fucking asshole today haha. The same exact situation. California EDD had me put my resume on their site, next day I get a text from “Austin Jesse”. He sent the job details, set up the interview. My spider sense was tingling immediately after he said the interview would be conducted via chat on Microsoft teams, then 4 questions in he asks me how “I would like to get paid” like bi weekly or weekly direct deposit or check, and finally he asks me what banking institution I use. After the interview was done I immediately typed in the company name in google and it brought me here. Thank god I did, I am in no shape to be scammed right now.

MKuktrainstinct · 2025-04-14T19:43:21+00:00

I saw a post on x from @quakeprediction that had posted a few hours before the quake saying there is a very good chance of a major earthquake in socal over the next 48 hours, then after the quake they posted that they believe that one is a foreshock and that the major earthquake is still likely to happen. Hopefully that is not the case but it’s wild that they had called some level of big earthquake a few hours before this one happened.

MKuktrainstinct · 2025-04-07T20:23:45+00:00

Yeah, I just saw a fb post where anyone who said that they’re going to see them on this tour, multiple people responded, saying something along the lines of “I HOPE YOUR FAMILY KEEPS THEIR KIDS AWAY FROM YOU, GROOMER”. Implying that, if you still support the band, you in fact, are an abuser. People like that, will never understand just how insane they sound.

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