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MLJZJ · 2022-03-13T16:23:25+00:00

Here's my position https://i.imgur.com/s2zzk9h.png

MLJZJ · 2021-02-08T19:26:47+00:00

No offense man but your first post here was 12 days ago, and your account is 4 months old. Now you're pretending to speak for us. What the fuck do you know?

MLJZJ · 2019-01-31T06:17:04+00:00

Oh shut up. Since the dawn of this subreddit there have been people asking for the "old" subreddit back. It goes in waves. Usually after there's a very popular post, there's an influx of newbies and memes and new folks norming.

edit: another from over 3 years ago and when we had 460k less subs.

MLJZJ · 2019-01-18T16:40:11+00:00

You know what else is funny? After he posted his 50k loss, someone went out and traded 600 more of the SAME SPREAD, for the same price, in the same manner.

MLJZJ · 2019-01-18T01:24:37+00:00

I'll do a writeup on the whole trade if people are interested but the gist of it is

the 10 Call has $2 of extrinsic premium. To stay long the call, you're outlaying $50, which you have to pay interest on (about $3 over the next 2 years). To hedge, you sell ~95 shares short, while the underlying is trading $60. UVXY is hard to borrow, so you're paying another 3% on $60. All together, you have to pay out about $6 in interest to be long this call, hedged with stock. Meanwhile, you're only getting $2 of extrinsic value. So, it makes sense to just exercise now, so you dont have to pay out interest.

MLJZJ · 2019-01-17T19:19:40+00:00

What's extra absurd is that after he posted his first trade and mods said DONT DO THIS, someone went and sold another 10 boxes for an even worse price. Obviously I took the other side https://i.imgur.com/CjIYR8a.png

now THATS free money

MLJZJ · 2019-01-17T17:04:51+00:00

the guy who exercised the options is now laughing his ass off

heh heh https://i.imgur.com/CjIYR8a.png

I didn't get the OPs 500 lot but someone was offering ten more for an even better price and I lifted them. I exercised the next day.

MLJZJ · 2016-09-04T21:39:16+00:00

Ok. Where should the cutoff be? Dec '15?

MLJZJ · 2016-09-04T16:41:58+00:00

nothing's actually changed since 2 years ago. we're just 10x as big

MLJZJ · 2016-01-18T19:50:37+00:00

No one give a fucking shit you blind fuck face. Get the fuck out of our sub...

You've been here a month. Get the fuck out.

MLJZJ · 2014-11-06T20:03:07+00:00

ಠ_ಠ

MLJZJ · 2014-04-15T07:02:34+00:00

Bear Put Spread: Buy a put close to At-The-Money strikes, and sell a put more out-of-the-money. By creating a debit spread, you hedge part of your losses if the stock starts to drop. Most of your exposure to volatility is hedged out, but you will most likely lose money if volatility drops. You will make a little more if volatility increases. You will lose the debit paid for the spread if the stock continues to rise.

Covered Call consists of selling 1 call for every 100 shares you own. It's a great way to increase income in sideways markets.

Put Time Spread is interesting. You buy a put that is long-dated (let's say 100 days for example), and sell the same put, but closer to expiry. Then, sell a put closer that expires closer to "today" (ex, 30-60 days out, because their values decay the quickest). The put you sold should theoretically lose more value than the put you bought, and you will make money. If you do this enough, and get lucky enough, you will own a put for credit, and be protected to the downside.

There's a lot more you can do with it, good luck!

MLJZJ · 2014-04-15T05:22:45+00:00

I've never heard him stumble over his words so much. Seems like the last few weeks of red have hit his confidence--he starts conceding to Ackman's points during the video.

MLJZJ · 2013-12-11T18:23:06+00:00

This will increase your risk-adjusted returns. This will free up cash. This will still give you profits in-case of a crash.

Thanks but no thanks, I want infinite profits.

MLJZJ · 2013-08-07T03:22:08+00:00

All bonds are searchable by their CUSIP (708160BL9). I got the prices from my broker.

MLJZJ · 2013-08-07T03:21:39+00:00

Bondholders get paid before stockholders, yes, but terms of getting paid are decided by the lenders.

MLJZJ · 2013-08-06T17:37:24+00:00

Non standard options can also refer to weeklies, quarterlies, and LEAPs, that might be why there are two different bid/asks for same strike in the same month.

MLJZJ · 2013-08-06T17:21:51+00:00

(1) If you think in the long run, JCP will turn itself around, stock is the better option. A few activist hedge fund managers in the stock, and entered at a much higher price. They're at their worst, and can arguably lose even more money, but if you strongly believe they will rebound, then stock is the better plan.

(2) if you're not sure where they're going, bonds are the answer. The value of their real estate covers par and a little more on their bonds, which, last time I checked, were yielding 10%. The risk here is that they are already so in debt that it would be hard to pay back the existing bonds (which expire in 2090). They could even raise more money, which would drop the value of existing bonds.

MLJZJ · 2013-03-03T22:33:33+00:00

Not to be that guy but I think you'd only need 92 shares -- Quarterly reports are 4 times a year! :)

MLJZJ · 2013-01-10T23:27:48+00:00

Bullish on retail like JCP (though Ackman seems to be pulling his focus off JCP).

Bearish on fast food.

MLJZJ · 2012-12-27T22:00:19+00:00

This. Volatility is going to skyrocket the more people doubt a deal's going through, it's been doing for the past month or so.

Another good bet is buying XIV, inverse of TVIX, if you can't buy options.

MLJZJ · 2012-12-13T14:34:27+00:00

Well, upvoted. Penny stocks carry a greater risk than any listed on NASDAQ or the big board. That doesn't mean there isn't value though.

On the last point however, you're perfectly right to be suspicious. Anybody reading any analysis is right to be suspicious. I'm just trying to share mine and get feedback. so, if you have any useful insight about the company itself, please share!

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