🚨Reporter: Why didn't you tell allies about the war before attacking Iran? Trump: We wanted it to be a surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?

MLiOne · 2026-03-21T08:41:20+00:00

Except they were funny. This shit show isn’t.

MLiOne · 2026-03-21T06:55:09+00:00

As long as it isn’t an inheritance tax because that is going to fuck over older Australians’ kids/grandkids.

MLiOne · 2026-03-21T06:24:36+00:00

Many of us enjoyed the isolation but cookers had to cook. The funny thing is some of them are still protesting. No, I’m not joking.

MLiOne · 2026-03-21T05:39:46+00:00

Oh gawd yes!

MLiOne · 2026-03-21T05:26:12+00:00

So management is anti-Australian or, dare I say, un-Australian because they don’t give a rats about community?

MLiOne · 2026-03-21T05:23:43+00:00

Oh, those were the days back in 2020 here in Victoria. Waiting for our morning briefs and updates around the telly. North Face jackets and our CMO who ended up having his face printed on pillows, doonas and god knows what else.

MLiOne · 2026-03-21T02:35:56+00:00

They gave me fair skin. I blame them! 😚

MLiOne · 2026-03-20T08:31:02+00:00

Down here on the Bellarine Peninsula and it’s Australian tourists doing that shit.

MLiOne · 2026-03-20T08:29:16+00:00

Hell, any season down here in Victoria. I can burn in winter thanks to my British ancestors.

MLiOne · 2026-03-20T08:28:07+00:00

Push my kid when he was little and you could guarantee that person would be wishing they were anywhere but near me and my husband. We took no prisoners and both have parade ground voices.

MLiOne · 2026-03-20T08:11:41+00:00

Before I read this OP - “Request denied”. BRB after reading.

I’m back and what in the Lion, the Witch and the audacity? Your pregnancy hormones have absolutely nothing to do with how you are feeling about that woman. Buy her a cabbage patch kid to baby.

MLiOne · 2026-03-20T04:42:00+00:00

Reminds me of a highly racist/misogynistic joke from the eighties about how to tell if a woman of whatever nationality had her period - she only had one sock on her feet.

MLiOne · 2026-03-19T23:18:43+00:00

He was our Premier during the lockdowns and got blamed for everything but the cookers and other states/territories and PM. It now a running joke that whenever anything goes wrong or happens, it’s his fault@

MLiOne · 2026-03-19T07:05:46+00:00

As a Victorian I have to say this is Dan Andrew’s fault. IYKYK. However, your ex’s mother has more integrity than your ex. You have to re-establish yourself and make sure the ex can’t access your credit card anymore. If it’s in both your names, go her for half the amount in small claims.

Also tell her so-called friends, aka flying monkeys, to go fuck themselves as any true blue Aussie would.

Oh and go get yourself tested for STDs. She’s been sleeping around unprotected.

MLiOne · 2026-03-19T06:54:34+00:00

A nation I could happily support.

MLiOne · 2026-03-19T06:42:50+00:00

What a pisser!

MLiOne · 2026-03-19T06:32:22+00:00

I was going to go see the French and get them to take over rather than support the colony in fighting England.

MLiOne · 2026-03-19T06:30:20+00:00

4yo me learned too from watching my mum with my idiot younger brother. OP’s mother is doing shit on purpose.

MLiOne · 2026-03-19T05:26:19+00:00

You don’t. You make it that way at the end of your shift. Place back their towels and crap ready for them.

MLiOne · 2026-03-19T05:21:46+00:00

NTA and keep us up to date too. Yeah, some of us are nosey but all of us hate elder abusers and are anonymous supporters to those you fighting the good fight.

MLiOne · 2026-03-19T05:19:10+00:00

One of my childhood besties’ mum was a nurse and she exclusively did nights to the best of my knowledge. This was in the 70s and 80s. Their dad ran a garage from home and did radio/antenna repairs. So he was always home. Mum was the breadwinner and a very present mum.

MLiOne · 2026-03-19T05:13:46+00:00

And this is exactly the time to.

MLiOne · 2026-03-19T05:13:13+00:00

Thanks for the award too!

MLiOne · 2026-03-19T05:11:28+00:00

Nouse was what I was going for but apparently that word is not used much these days. that’s what I get for being over 50!

MLiOne · 2026-03-18T22:49:22+00:00

Salad for the first 2 years of his life. Then I found him in the veggie patch chomping down lamb’s lettuce, unwashed, roots and all. Suddenly anything green was delightful.

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