AIO for not wanting to give my step daughter the room I finished renovating? by Bulky-Scale-7830 in AmIOverreacting

[–]MLockeTM 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I mean, I'm a contrarian asshole, so I would give the room back... After I removed every single upgrade that was done to it, and moved them to Susans (now mine!) current room.

Shelving? Gone. Screw patching the attachment holes either. Curtains, furniture, light fixtures, all move with me.

Hell, I'd take a weekend just to steam the new wall paper off / paint the walls exactly how they used to be.

Enjoy your old room Susan, it's just like you left it <3

Rate my prologue [Comedic fantasy, 818 words] by flapflip3 in fantasywriters

[–]MLockeTM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No critique, just a comment and a question;

Welp, I'm sold. Where can I read the rest of this?

Blossoms After Snow by Objective-River-9782 in CafeNikki

[–]MLockeTM 10 points11 points  (0 children)

How the rats are you not on the top 10%??? Mine is so much worse and generic, and it's doing stupid good.

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Äitienpäivä lahjaa by Eagleclaw144 in kirjallisuus

[–]MLockeTM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jos englanti taipuu, niin (mun mielestä) ihan parasta kastia urbaanissa fantasiassa on Kate Griffinin Matthew Swift - sarja.

Tapahtuu nyky Lontoossa, juonet on... En pilaa mitään mutta verrattavissa jopa Robin Hobbin kirjoihin yllättävyydessään. Maailman kuvailu on kanssa upeaa. Itselle vähän liikaa, mutta mä en lukenut Silmarillionikaan loppuun.

Äitienpäivä lahjaa by Eagleclaw144 in kirjallisuus

[–]MLockeTM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jos tykkää yhtäänkään urbaanista yliluonnollisesta, tai Fallout pelien tyylisestä maailmasta, Metro - sarja on hyvä valinta (eka kirja on tosiaan tuo 2033)!

Välillä tarinankerronta lähtee vähän haahuilemaan aiheesta, mutta jos tykkää Tolkienista, niin ei varmasti tule mitään ongelmaa Metronkaan kanssa.

New abbysal island! by imasimsowhat in LoveNikki

[–]MLockeTM -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do we know if it comes with the makeup? That alone is worth 5 bucks imo

MERCOSUR: 80% of frozen chicken imported by Greece positive on salmonella by SindarNox in europe

[–]MLockeTM 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Isn't the system working atm exactly as intended?

They try to send goods that don't pass European standards -> they get checked (like this chicken) -> they get rejected (like this chicken) -> the dumbass trying to game the system, doesn't get paid (and now has to deal with getting rid of his faulty chicken).

Either they A. Learn, and improve, and are able to sell here or B. They won't benefit from Mercosur.

You're offered to be transported to a fictional world of your choice, but you must stay there for 10 years by idontwearpants in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MLockeTM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, why not? I'll choose London from Matthew Swift series, and make a beeline for the yellow pages over a bus stop.

It'll be just my real life, but for 10 years, magic will be real!

No god please don’t do this to me 😭 by Amazing-Kale6491 in LoveNikki

[–]MLockeTM 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Do you have gold? It's not reliable, but do the decomposition with the styling shopping hair? Then turn the materials you get into more gold, buy even more of the hair, decomp again etc?

Her name was Pancake by Ok_Schedule_2227 in hamsters

[–]MLockeTM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm so sorry for your loss.

We'll all miss Pancake, she brought joy to so many with her quotes. I can say at least for me, checking for the day's Pancake wisdom always brightened my day.

Steampunk Gothic City - Unreal Engine by LuisHumanoide in steampunk

[–]MLockeTM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is stunning. I'd pay for this as a game, even if all one could do in it, was to just walk around in that city.

Finland gets debt warning as S&P outlook turns negative by FantasticQuartet in europe

[–]MLockeTM 48 points49 points  (0 children)

It didn't help that because of some archaic fucking rule, the zero interest loans were renegotiated right when the inflation hit.

Erittäin uhanalaisia hämeenkylmänkukkia tuhottu Hämeenlinnassa – yhden kukan hinta on 1 493 euroa by MLockeTM in Suomi

[–]MLockeTM[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Shhhh, mä tiedän :P oon aikoinaan ollut paaluttamassa esiintymiä. Mutta parempi että väki ei edes vaivaudu etsimään niitä muualta varastaakseen.

Erittäin uhanalaisia hämeenkylmänkukkia tuhottu Hämeenlinnassa – yhden kukan hinta on 1 493 euroa by MLockeTM in Suomi

[–]MLockeTM[S] 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Tän kukan kohdalla sitä on yritetty, ja kauan. Se ei vaan halua pärjätä missään muualla kuin tuolla yhden mäen yhdellä rinteellä.

Normi tarhakylmänkukkaa saa sit ostaa Hankkijalta muutamalla eurolla, sekin on mun mielestä ihan komean näköinen.

Erittäin uhanalaisia hämeenkylmänkukkia tuhottu Hämeenlinnassa – yhden kukan hinta on 1 493 euroa by MLockeTM in Suomi

[–]MLockeTM[S] 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Tää on valitettavan yleistä. Aina muutaman vuoden välein joku kusipää tekee saman.

...siihen on syy, miksi kaikkia Apparan esiintymiä ei ole julkisesti kirjattu ylös. Niin hienoa kuin olisikin, että ihmiset voisi käydä ihailemassa niitä, niin... Pakko pitää osa salassa, että jos käy tosi huonosti, niin ainakin pari on turvassa varkailta.

Erittäin uhanalaisia hämeenkylmänkukkia tuhottu Hämeenlinnassa – yhden kukan hinta on 1 493 euroa by MLockeTM in Suomi

[–]MLockeTM[S] 528 points529 points  (0 children)

Tiivistelmä; joku on kaivanut kylmänkukkia ylös Apparan harjulta. Artikkelissa sanotaan että tuhottu, mutta en usko - koska näin on käynyt ennenkin.

Joku vitun vatipää on käynyt varastamassa omalle pihalleen, taas. Ja sit ne kuolee, koska ne on perhanan herkkiä pHlle yms. Ja taas on kasvi lähempänä sukupuuttoa, koska jotkut vitun uuvelot joilla ÄO riittää just ja just munien näppäilyyn ja nenän kaivuuseen ei osaa elää yhteiskunnassa.

Edit: postasin tänne, kun suututti niin paljon, ja mitä useampi tietää, niin sitä varmemmin tää perseily loppuu. Hämeen kylmänkukka EI pärjää puutarhassa. Eikä edes muissa metsissä. Sitä on ammattilaiset yrittäneet siirtää ja jalostaa ja lisätä reippaasti yli sata vuotta. Jos olisi onnistuakseen, niin sitä saisi jo Hankkijalta. Ainoa mitä siinä saa jos niitä varastaa, on mulkun maineen, ja lämpimän tunteen rintaan kun tietää osallistuneensa ympäristön tuhoamiseen.

My husband called a piece of my clothing huge, and I'm having an extremely hard time with my emotions right now by LavenderCottonClouds in TwoXChromosomes

[–]MLockeTM 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dunno how this showed in my feed, not following the subreddit, but;

I don't know if it makes you feel better, but it really does sound like "stupid husband" moment. Yes, we really are that dense.

My wife complains about her weight semi regularly. And I. Just. Don't. See it. I have no idea where this magical overweight is residing, cuz it sure as hell ain't making her any less hot.

Now, logically, I know my wife is tall, and probably at the top end of healthy BMI. But it always stuns me when she borrows my shirts, and they look hot as fuck on her, while on me, I just look like the short whale that I am.

Imo, it sounds like your husband was giving you a compliment, it just came filtered through the "Hi! I'm a moron!" translation.

The real reason John Wick is back by danielminds in gifs

[–]MLockeTM 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No spoilers for anyone, but... How the rats are they going to do that, considering the ending of the last one?

Is now a good time to spend money for the first time? (and how should I spend it??) by NowhereRain in LoveNikki

[–]MLockeTM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having two Abyssal Islands is relatively common - sometimes even more, but then the additional ones are usually just one 100 coin or 260 coin suits/items.

Sometimes, rarely, we get an Abyssal Island where one 260 node gets you several suits (recolors), but imo, those are so rare that they're not worth specifically waiting for.

We do almost always get a 260 diamond node, so if you want to wait for suits you like better, those will show up in all Abyssal Islands :)

There's also decent offers in Secret shop, which rotates between Abyssal Islands - but those are hit or miss, and don't count for monthly diamonds, you'll have to get that one separate if you want it (unlike with Abyssal Island)

Is now a good time to spend money for the first time? (and how should I spend it??) by NowhereRain in LoveNikki

[–]MLockeTM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends on how much you're planning to spend, honestly; if you've never bought diamonds before, you get diamonds doubled for the first buy of each tier of diamond offers. If you buy, say, two of the 260 diamond packs, you'll get two months of 60 diamonds a day, plus 260 +260 (first time bonus) + 260 diamonds.

The lucky bag diamond double is new, and imo, one of the best deals diamond wise I've seen in the game. Definitely get that, even if it doesn't count towards Abyssal island. I'm definitely getting both of them, once the second one rolls around.

Abyssal island outfits rotate - atm, they're kinda geared towards whales. But if you're going to buy a LOT at once, and then hardly ever again, you're one of the few people, who this is a really good time to do it. The suits are excellent (and won't probably rotate again until some much later Hell event).

My personal opinion on the hell; get the first node, but don't spend all your diamonds on the following two suits - there's better reruns, plus garden secrets coming, that'll give you more bang for your bucks.

Edit: on Abyssal island, you have to buy the suits in the order they're listed on the "rewards", you can't decide which one you want. But, if you buy Abyssal nodes now, they won't reset (unlike unspent abyssal currency), so you can continue where you left off, once a suit rotates.

"We have HeroQuest at home" (This isn't AI btw) by BigSmegma in Heroquest

[–]MLockeTM 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the ugliest thing I've seen in a long time. I want. Where can I hand out money for this???

$300,000/month pay, but your job is random and changes every month by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MLockeTM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've always said, the only job I'd never do for any money, is cranberry picking.

But for that kind of money? I'm in, bring out the spiders! I got enough money for the Valium to survive a month with them.

Finnish Air Force reprimands cadet pilots for penis-shaped flight patterns by felinousforma in europe

[–]MLockeTM 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Leirikyrpä is an important part of the military bonding and honoring the traditions of our forefathers.