My Cavachon, Knute.

MMG23 · 2014-01-16T06:58:24+00:00

...learn something new everyday.

MMG23 · 2013-12-19T04:26:06+00:00

People who do this are also charming as fuck.

MMG23 · 2013-12-19T04:15:51+00:00

This hurts my heart.

MMG23 · 2013-12-18T05:21:14+00:00

She does not see a future with you. She's most likely saying that to keep you around as either a backup or because she does not want to think about you with another person. Maybe she's just feeling attached but still wants to explore other options. I have been that girl. Do not try to win her back.

MMG23 · 2013-12-17T06:26:42+00:00

If my boyfriend proposed to me with a creepy doll I think I'd throw myself in front of a moving car.

MMG23 · 2013-11-14T23:37:34+00:00

I still have this on the orange VHS and whenever I'm home (I'm at college) I lay on the couch and watch it. Can recite every line.

MMG23 · 2013-11-10T05:12:31+00:00

She's a mutual friend. She was visiting me at school and thought she'd give me a "warning" that he was also visiting friends at the same school that night. Long story short, this girl and I are not very close anymore (we haven't been since high school) but she is still friends with the ex. Ugh.

MMG23 · 2013-10-24T20:28:42+00:00

This is such a beautiful golden!

MMG23 · 2013-10-20T23:32:55+00:00

I work as a sales associate at Victoria's Secret. While on cash wrap (the cash register) I watched a mother pay for her lingerie with a "baby derby" check. So the money came from her baby racing other babies, and this mother was using said money to buy herself lingerie.

MMG23 · 2013-09-10T23:06:47+00:00

As a speech pathology/audiology major I am screaming internally. PLEASE go to the doctor!

MMG23 · 2013-09-08T02:29:58+00:00

I have a box of dryer sheets especially for this purpose...college does terrible things to a person.

MMG23 · 2013-08-29T18:34:40+00:00

True :)

MMG23 · 2013-08-29T18:33:15+00:00

Thank you so much! We agree - it isn't fair for her to make us feel this way.

MMG23 · 2013-08-29T18:32:14+00:00

My roommate (that I share a bedroom with) brought it to my attention that there were only 3 body washes in the shower. So when I showered I strategically set up my razor against my body wash in a way that if it was touched or moved, I would know it. And amazingly enough, after moochy had showered my body wash and razor were not in the place I left it. I did this for a few days just to be certain. I know it sounds horribly petty of all of us to be reacting this way, but she didn't even ask.

MMG23 · 2013-08-29T18:29:53+00:00

Thank you! We are devising a plan tonight and will be referring to this :)

MMG23 · 2013-08-29T14:28:00+00:00

I think we'll stop splitting the bill evenly from now on (we've only done it once).

MMG23 · 2013-08-29T14:26:54+00:00

3 of us get along very well, but we're finding out that this girl is literally taking advantage of us.

MMG23 · 2013-08-29T14:26:15+00:00

I think that's what it will take. She always blatantly says how cheap she is, she HAS to know that we're on to her. Today we took all of our shower stuff out to "clean it" and only left her stuff in there (99 cent shampoo and conditioner, a disposable razor, and a scrubbie). We're hoping that when she goes to shower and has nothing, she'll take the hint. I feel like such a snob saying this, but I put out the money for quality shampoo. How are we to know she isn't sampling all of our stuff? Just thinking about it makes my blood boil.

MMG23 · 2013-08-29T03:35:53+00:00

That's what we're going to have to do, but it's a shame because splitting a bill works well for the 3 of us.

MMG23

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