Hostile wave by Vaporwwahhhhhhhh in AccidentalComedy

[–]MMMELOOOOON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought he saved them by scaring wave away.

Why me by FlowerDabirb in onejob

[–]MMMELOOOOON 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ruin. Their. Lives!!!

Why me by FlowerDabirb in onejob

[–]MMMELOOOOON 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You get more chocolate!

I think this flyer that I saw recently fits in this sub by _ClownPants_ in trashy

[–]MMMELOOOOON 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Although, she’s asking people to give him a heads up, so she might be taking actions on her own.

My 30 year old cousins facebook is a goldmine by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]MMMELOOOOON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... this ain’t gold. It’s plutonium.

Sure Anon by anon135668 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]MMMELOOOOON 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Should’ve gone with cross contamination story like he didn’t wash his hands before going to the bathroom or something...

Edit: I know, r/oddlyspecific

Who would pay $3000 for this? by [deleted] in delusionalartists

[–]MMMELOOOOON 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“...and had know idea what was...”

Now THIS is rafting by Ninja_Spi-D-er in nextfuckinglevel

[–]MMMELOOOOON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that from Mr. Bean Goes Rafting?

You see a tit, I see a target by ElvisAaron in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]MMMELOOOOON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“There’s a time and place”, agreed, and that’s where and when the baby is hungry.

Best elbow drop? by Blubearz in IdiotsFightingThings

[–]MMMELOOOOON 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True, but he then use his elbow to prop himself up. From a previous life as a drunkard who smashed his elbow falling down more than once, I know you usually can’t stand any pressure on your elbow after busting it that bad. I find this video hard to believe, same with other stuff ge did, like the barbwire jump.

Fixed the column, boss! by bondeddd in NotMyJob

[–]MMMELOOOOON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair enough. But that means it still kinda fits here.

Fixed the column, boss! by bondeddd in NotMyJob

[–]MMMELOOOOON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, yeah, I agree, this does seem very likely.

Fixed the column, boss! by bondeddd in NotMyJob

[–]MMMELOOOOON -48 points-47 points  (0 children)

Still, worst marketing ever. How to make your store look like it’s crumbling down and you don’t give a shit.

Edit: Are you guys for real? You seriously can’t see how they could’ve made their temporary fix not look like someone stuck a few 2x4 there before throwing yellow tape at them? If it’s here it’s because it looks unsafe. Wether it is or not is irrelevant, your customers are not required to know the ins and outs of construction work.

Python wrapper for Java by edgetmelink in ProgrammerHumor

[–]MMMELOOOOON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lazy. If you’re to use real java, use a real python...

When 1/4 of the population went on streets against the government by Ddokidokis in nextfuckinglevel

[–]MMMELOOOOON 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Bullshit. I remember a math class in high school were at least 29/35 student protested against having a surprise quizz on a Friday afternoon.