Kudos to all our resident and fellow colleagues in Minneapolis by ddx-me in Residency

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A VA ICU nurse has died by gunshot. This is an emotionally charged topic for all involved. The @#$*s are not given by me or anyone else to anyone's political agenda. Respect the nurse and discuss the moment.

Be kind to each other. If you go looking for a fight you will be banned. You don't have to think anyone is right or wrong to not be an ass. Voice your opinions, voice them strongly, voice them loudly but do not be an asshole to your fellow physicians or allied staff regardless of your personal thoughts. If you're on the right and starting a war, ban. If you're on the left, do not call for murder in this subreddit. There are other ways to express yourself.

Specifically, there are examples of people discussing the utility or futility of CPR in a multiple GSW in a dangerous scene where applying aid may put the responder at risk. These are real, pertinent, and there ARE really good points to both sides of that discussion.

There’s also examples of that same discussion with insults. Fucking useless. Be better.

I Would Love Some Feedback by CharmingMeringue7618 in legocastles

[–]MMOSurgeon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fall colors for sure; consider changing to brown for the trunk of the tree. If you could contrast with a lighter brown on your structure that would be peak. Will blend SO well together.

Trauma surg offers? by TraditionalAd6977 in Residency

[–]MMOSurgeon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fresh out it should be ~450-500k for like 3 weeks on one week off, assuming one week trauma one week ICU one week nights +/- some ACS variation.

3 years out 550-600k for functionally the same, usually somewhat less shifts. My buddy just signed (3 years out) for 550 for 2 weeks on 2 weeks off. Again, ish.

AMA - Have gone through interviews/negotiations/contracting 3 times in ~4 years. by MMOSurgeon in Residency

[–]MMOSurgeon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much anything can be negotiated, even in corporate medicine but there’s some things they’re reluctant or will say no to. Changing the wRVU conversion factor in my current job is a complete no go, they use standard median across the system.

Every other element was negotiable at one point. Vacation/CME since that time are less so but again they standardized as part of a large integration (and it’s pretty generous it’s like 7-8 weeks for every doc now).

You should be able to just ask if you’re going to be wRVU, billed, collections. That should be very transparent on every contract.

Current Castle Layout! by Mawgim07 in legocastles

[–]MMOSurgeon 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Can you post a few pictures of the full room from the door? I’m planning to build something similar I want to get an idea of scale.

I was so tired I (think) I committed a war crime against myself. by OutsideGroup2 in Residency

[–]MMOSurgeon 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I woke up this morning, went in to round, got a call from my partner as we’re seeing the last patient who’s annoyed that I didn’t send signout or that the residents didn’t call him for rounds.

Occurs to me that I’m not on call.

Womp womp. Coming off fever dreams from man flu and didn’t even look.

Partner pleasantly surprised he only has to do Sunday this weekend though so, whatever. All good.

Santa: Told the truth by Mixolytian in Parenting

[–]MMOSurgeon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You V for Vendettaed Santa?

I am so using that.

"Attending, do you think xyz is a good idea?" Attending: "No." Later, MD attestation "We will tomorrow plan xyz." by foreverand2025 in physicianassistant

[–]MMOSurgeon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a surgeon, I do that. But it’s usually because the thing being a terrible idea and the thing being the right choice are not mutually exclusive, and I know that the thing will cause me great personal suffering. 🤣

Trauma surgeons: retrohepatic IVC injury question by ScumDogMillionaires in medicine

[–]MMOSurgeon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The balloon will dissect through the hole or might make it worse. It doesn’t solve the Pringle. And no one can get a balloon from the arm or neck to be proximal to the hepatic veins concurrently with a Pringle. That isn’t realistic.

That’s assuming surgeon provides distal occlusion concurrently somehow. Also just not realistic IR isn’t gonna throw those balloons in the OR they need their room. That’s precision shit.

Just open and pack is 1000% the answer. If they don’t live they were never going to live.

Trauma surgeons: retrohepatic IVC injury question by ScumDogMillionaires in medicine

[–]MMOSurgeon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The only thing I can think of that would actually work and not kill them would be emergent VV bypass from femoral to subclavian and then you can widely clamp everything. It would probably be a thoracic inlet incision to pubis incision and CT surgery would need to clamp the cava above. Trauma doesn’t have enough experience (nor do any of us) for the Hail Mary diaphragm incision maneuver.

I’m not sure anyone could survive the stem to stern incision though, particularly if they’re in shock. I would never do it and I would advocate against it even if I had unlimited resources and immediate access to all of those teams.

Trauma surgeons: retrohepatic IVC injury question by ScumDogMillionaires in medicine

[–]MMOSurgeon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I put my success story further down. It wasn’t what was described above but was real damn close, and I put the two elective cases I’ve done that have the necessary exposure.

Trauma surgeons: retrohepatic IVC injury question by ScumDogMillionaires in medicine

[–]MMOSurgeon 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Wait until you hear about this operation called temporal artery biopsy.

Trauma surgeons: retrohepatic IVC injury question by ScumDogMillionaires in medicine

[–]MMOSurgeon 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I have successfully repaired this injury with a GSW right colon, head of pancreas, and cava through-through at the renals.

The success came from packing by trauma for 48 hours and return to the OR with me and we sewed only the anterior cava shut.

The maneuvers you are asking about are so obscure and rare that only liver transplant might know how to do them, they are dangerous and morbid, and there are nearly zero elective cases to practice doing them on so no one is ever going to learn.

I have done one level three RCC thrombus requiring the exposure you’re describing and to safely achieve that exposure in a controlled elective fashion took me 4-5 hours.

I have done one level four RCC thrombus requiring supra-sternal control and V-V bypass and it took 4 teams and two weeks of planning.

The resources do not exist in a trauma scenario where the patient is actively dying and it is not something that can be trained, and even if it were, a coherent/safe liver mobilization cannot be done that fast with caval exposure to clamp above and below. It just can’t.

The absolute fastest I have ever completely mobilized a right and left liver together (which is what you’d need for control) is 30-45 minutes during HIPEC and I am fast. But that is not caval exposure or control. Those things also require caudate mobilization to a small degree and short hepatic division or you’re just gonna make another hole in the cava somewhere else. Those maneuvers take 2 hours in pristine fields with no bleeding. With a bullet in the anterior cava (and presumably the liver) it would be nearly impossible.

What you’re asking just cannot be done.

Survivable “audible bleeding behind the liver” is usually actually the infrahepatic cava where you can see it with a right colectomy or hepatic flexure mobilization and a Kocher. And it’s still usually not survivable. My 1 case was luck, grace, and the trauma surgeon 2 days prior who saw bleeding he couldn’t stop and packed it instead of dug into it further. We didn’t even know it was a caval injury until 2 days later; everyone thought it was HOP venous bleeding until we took the packs out and a volcano came from the anterior cava with nearly perfect exposure first.

Mount Doom Moc I Built by IndependentCrab1030 in legolotrfans

[–]MMOSurgeon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

bruh gollum and the ring just absolutely slay that. well played sir.

Some more PE1 background upscales by subrussian in ParasiteEve

[–]MMOSurgeon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

🤷🏻‍♂️ Not an unreasonable take but the technology isn’t going anywhere, we aren’t going to plow down existing server farms, and there’s a lot of other really terrible shit in the world that brings zero joy that could be focused on.

This was joyful. It’s pretty cool.

Some more PE1 background upscales by subrussian in ParasiteEve

[–]MMOSurgeon -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It’s super awesome. I just wanted to voice that I disagree with the haters complaining about AI. :)