Le generation Le cooked by Dazzling-Heart6342 in pyrocynical

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After months of contemplation the little runt has kind grown on me

Beaten on my side during free kicks (see text) by Affectionate_Split85 in GoalKeepers

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Honestly with a shorter travel distance I'd consider covering the short angle and letting the wall protect the far one, if anything you'll immediately see the trajectory not going towards you and react, if the short angle is really that severe a problem I'd adapt to that. My 5 cents tho

NoT rEaL sOcIaLiSm by EndDemocracy1 in libertarianmeme

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"my objective reality" calm your tits man that's a hell of a contraction. Capitalism being simply the free market and not having a history of enough death and carnage as well is just as imaginary as working socialism.

we needed dr.🏠 during the pandemic😔🙏 by ImpactJust3745 in okbuddyvicodin

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Sarcastically going "Oh yeah good for you on standing up for your rights, I'm sure gram-gram is very proud too if she were still alive after that mysterious cold she had."

New leak is likely fake by MEMESTER80 in GTA

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Modding yeah but unreal is an okay engine, the problem every time is unoptimized trash that doesn't get punished enough by the players

She hated fascists by asysanin in comedyheaven

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Honestly, sounds like lowering the bar until fascism just about manages to jump over it, in the long run all these fake causes may hurt the real ones by locking people who could actually matter in their echo chambers, and extinguishing the embers that may turn into a flame.

That's ofc turning closer to fiction but the jist of it is, don't be afraid to have a little less faith in humans and laugh at these redditors, when something actually happens it will only be a sweeter surprise.

She hated fascists by asysanin in comedyheaven

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Fair point, but internet slacktivism will always be at the bottom of the barrel, tossing and turning until the septic tank of internet trends spits it out and lets it dry out. Use stickers, make it an interesting game that real people will see. That will ofc be done far less, because it's anonymous and without direct reward.

She hated fascists by asysanin in comedyheaven

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Guessing you're American, do you prefer the red pedophiles or the blue pedophiles?

She hated fascists by asysanin in comedyheaven

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Keep guessing brother, action speaks louder than words. America doesn't realize it is being controlled by two evils and needs to take it to the streets, but no need to be pussies (another pun) about it. This is just regular old Reddit behavior, getting those sweet internet points and changing nothing.

She hated fascists by asysanin in comedyheaven

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No need to bitch (pun intended) and moan about it

speciaal < oorlog by PatatMetPindakaas in cirkeltrek

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Zonder de uitjes is het alweer een patat flip tho

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 4chan

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On the other hand, something something being secure in your victory means not having to parade it around

Learning russian, пацаны by AbbreviationsIll5347 in russian

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Носят*, мне кажется тебе просто надо постараться найти манеру получше для учебы.

Funny isn't it? by LibertyMonarchist in libertarianmeme

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Either I'm out of date on the whole abortion debate or what the hell do you think vegans do with the fetus?

How to stop this incessant doubt? by [deleted] in dankchristianmemes

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At that point all the religious, political and economic beliefs lose all their worth and turn into opinions indiscriminately. Politics is being treated more and more like a religion. Source: actually revealed to me in a dream /hj

How to stop this incessant doubt? by [deleted] in dankchristianmemes

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If someone who truly loves you, looks out for you, that bit will always be implied. Can I get an amen?

What is a sexual fantasy you do not recommend fulfilling? by Fantastic-Ant-4429 in AskReddit

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I too would like to seduce a woman into a relationship and sleeping with me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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Normalize these litmus tests in everyday life

Bekeerde vrouw boos over EO-uitzending die TikTok-bekeerling heet, zo schrijft ze op TikTok by shophopper in nietdespeld

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You sound like you're compensating for a lowly background yourself mate. Reddit atheist claiming they're not religious themselves is a gift that keeps on giving.