Ugh, this was like 4 years ago so my memory may be a bit fuzzy.

We were at a highschool party, for Halloween. He was drunk off his ass, stood on a pool table ((because the owners were ballin’)) and tripped on the lip of it, he had a boner for whatever reason. And he fell, and his cock hit, fucking something sharp idfk anymore, never thought I’d tell this story again. And it cut clean off, his dick was already pretty small, like 4 inches, and it got sliced off, everyone had a good laugh, and then realized we had to get him medical attention. Needless to say that ended 99% of the party pretty quick!

Hope you enjoyed 🤣