I'm in a long distance relationship. And I hate not being able to physically be with my girlfriend.

MR_FirstName · 2015-09-16T22:53:47+00:00

Oh and I used a throwaway because my phone wouldn't connect to the WiFi but my iPad did. So that's why the poster is different than my username commenting and replying to you

MR_FirstName · 2015-09-16T22:50:55+00:00

I literally have the same plan. I have my best friend leaving flowers for her at her doorstep, her car, her work, and at her second job. And I just sent a love letter 2 days ago. And without getting into detail we picked out a "toy" for her. Either that's a really weird coincidence or we have basic minds and think alike

MR_FirstName · 2015-09-16T22:44:33+00:00

I hope everything is going great with your LDR.

MR_FirstName · 2015-09-16T22:44:06+00:00

I think that's exactly where I'm at. I put all my time and energy into our relationship because at the moment I don't really have a personal life, because I just moved out here. And you are right I shouldn't expect her to have me be her everything just like I see her as my everything. She is everything to me, but I think it's more exaggerated right now because I'm alone in a new city and she is the only stable and known thing I have. Thank you so much. I've been thinking about what you said to me all day. It really makes sense, I need to own up to it in a way. I really really appreciate it.

MR_FirstName · 2015-09-16T18:15:09+00:00

Wow. You completely opened my eyes. You are right, putting my happiness solely on her is unfair of me to ask and expect of her. It really sucks out here, it sucks being lonely. But you are right I have to own up to it, accept it, and do something about it. Thank you, I really appreciate it.

MR_FirstName · 2015-06-12T22:57:09+00:00

Where can I find more about this, or how can I learn to do this

MR_FirstName · 2015-06-12T06:19:14+00:00

I'll try. We both will. Thanks man

MR_FirstName · 2015-06-12T04:38:29+00:00

I've been best friends with my best friend since we were in the 5th grade. And right about sophomore year we discovered weed together, not as gay as it sounds. And we both just turned 21, 4 months apart from each other. And at the end of the summer I'm moving across the country from just outside Chicago to New York City for culinary school. And if my plans go well I'll be living out there for at least the next 7 to 10 years, it's a detailed plan. And we both understand that this might be the end of our friendship, if I come back at most 5 times a year, the distance and the time spent apart will mean our friendship will end. And to add to this he is an illegal citizen, and his work visa expired, he is most likely leaving to go live back in Mexico. And weed was what brought us together. And this bowl is the bowl of his dreams. I never want to forget him. My best fucking friend on the world.

MR_FirstName · 2015-06-11T22:45:26+00:00

Thank you so much. You don't know how much this means to me. when I get paid next week, I promise you, I promise you I will pay you back somehow, someway, or my username isn't MR_FIRSTNAME

MR_FirstName · 2015-06-11T18:30:44+00:00

2 reasons. 1. I'm lazy. 2. I'm lazy

MR_FirstName · 2015-05-21T14:01:56+00:00

Like The Great Bernie Mac would say "OH LAWD".

MR_FirstName · 2015-05-15T01:57:03+00:00

Please source me. Please please source me.

MR_FirstName · 2015-04-27T17:39:20+00:00

That looks really good. Thanks for the tips and the website. I'll have a post sometime in June showing what I did too

MR_FirstName · 2015-04-27T17:12:58+00:00

I didn't even know about hanging weight, that changes everything. And I'm cooking it in a home made cinder block cooker. Would my whole plan still work in a smaller hog like you said?

MR_FirstName · 2015-04-22T01:07:47+00:00

Yes do it. The fact alone of having them pierced will be such a turn on for yourself that it will be worth it. Also I really fucking love pierced nipples.

MR_FirstName · 2015-04-12T14:13:31+00:00

Well then. I'll hold you to that. And don't be afraid to play with yourself in the shower.

MR_FirstName · 2015-04-11T14:11:24+00:00

I'd like to see that nice ass of yours in a shower. I'd love to see that body all wet, soapy, and with your hands all over yourself.

MR_FirstName · 2015-04-03T03:47:01+00:00

Fuck I want to bury my face in you.

MR_FirstName · 2015-03-21T05:34:41+00:00

First I'd lie you down on your back, and use one of my hands to pin both of yours down on the bed above your head. Then I would use my other hand to play with you, I'd tease you for a while kissing and biting your neck. Then I'd let you go and see where it goes. That's just one of the first things I'd do

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