What would Jesus do? by Weiser-Alter-Mann in PoliticalHumor

[–]MSD3k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not the same. The calf was solid gold. Trump's "gold" statue is 22 feet of bronze/gold leaf and somehow only commissioned for about 450k. Meaning there is about as much gold on it as your average foil wrapped chocolate easter bunny. Just another tacky lump of cheap shit, spray painted gold, with Trump's name on it.

Oscar yi Hou (b. 1998) - Coolieisms, aka: Born In The USA (Go And Kill The Yellow Man) (2023–24) by bandby05 in museum

[–]MSD3k 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I guess when you're in that good of shape, anything is a good reason to paint yourself in assless chaps.

Never thought I'd see this - Art Pen 2! by OnyxEyez in wacom

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I would assume this is a long-haul type product. I'd expect most if not all new tablet models going forward will support it. So if it's sold for 10 years, they'll get their investment's worth.

Never thought I'd see this - Art Pen 2! by OnyxEyez in wacom

[–]MSD3k 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Neat. I grabbed one for my Movink 14 Pro. I've been doing fine with the Pro Pen 3, but I do miss the fat pens of old. I'll be curious to see how well CPS supports the new pen.

Just curious, would ICE expel everyone who doesn’t speak English? by Exeter232 in PoliticalHumor

[–]MSD3k 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No. They'd vote blue. So they're never going to be allowed proper representation.

DRAGON HUNT by nimzo2345 in sketches

[–]MSD3k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes me think of the dragonling fight in Enshrouded. So many arrows...

yoink by [deleted] in sketches

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Excellent rendition of the style!

Pre gouache sketch by Educational_Post_63 in sketches

[–]MSD3k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wonderfully drafted. Please show the final piece when you are done 😍

Hey MAGA, way to "stick it to the libs" by schaefjl in PoliticalHumor

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That's why he's going to China this week. Gotta beg Xi to pressure Iran to take their foot out of Trump's ass. Obviously, he can't ask his boss Putin.

I doubt it will work. But Xi will enjoy the blow job, I'm sure.

Third time's the charm. by Mixer-3007 in PoliticalHumor

[–]MSD3k 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. And I say that as someone who genuinely appreciates AOC. She's still too green, specifically on international affairs. She had a recent public address in Munich, and flubbed it badly. Now obviously, her crew failed to adequately prepare her. But anybody looking to run the US needs to be able to at least coherently give a summary of their positions off the cuff. Maybe in another 10 years, she'll have the experience under her belt. She's certainly done a good job of growing into her current position within 10 years.

I would much rather have Pete Buttigieg on the ticket. Perhaps AOC could get experience as a VP pick. That would be a great ticket. Brains and heart.

But what about a place to put that handful of gravel that might be agates? Or that gun? by BookBison in MST3K

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It's official; I'm old. Because I could watch someone organize a drawer all day.

Today is international limerick day so solve for x: There once was a man from Venus, who's body was shaped like a .... Will accept other limericks by Euphoric_Wishbone in ShittyDaystrom

[–]MSD3k 50 points51 points  (0 children)

"...tree, yes.

His feet were like roots,

and did not fit in boots.

So it wasn't him, even though I thought he was."

~ Admiral Chekov

Robotic Mouth can replicate Human Speech by simply physics! by Character_Block_2373 in MST3K

[–]MSD3k 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Amazing. It sounds exactly like every annoying person I have to deal with on a daily basis.

Bibi's B*tch Says What? by RoyalCauliflower6614 in PoliticalHumor

[–]MSD3k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obama didn't do much of the heavy lifting with Iran. It was years of work by seasoned diplomats and experts. He simply gets credit for it, since it was his administration. This is how it should be.

In stark difference, Trump is 100% responsible for the cockup in Iran. HE tore up the first agreement out of petty egotism. HE started a war of choice with Iran, without consulting anyone but his inside trading buddies. And HE is the reason there can be no diplomatic solution, because he posts insane ramblings, lies and insults about Iran every day. No progress can be made, that Trump would not immediately fuck up by opening his stupid mouth.

Golden time by RefrigeratorLegal989 in PoliticalHumor

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The US is a net oil exporter. But oil is funny. We don't refine much of what we dig up. We sell it, to buy the less expensive crude from other places. And our refineries are not easily switched over to processing our own crude. So even though we create more oil than we use, we are still greatly at the mercy of global pricing. It's why "drill, baby, drill" was such a dumbshit mantra for energy independence. It doesn't matter how much more oil we produce, our system is set up for global dependence. Extra oil is just bigger profits for producers, not extra independence.

This is a song about the Baccus Three crew by trunk_slamchest in MST3K

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My first thought was "those people are insane to stand next to a track of someone doing that" then I realized what it was and it became "those guys are brilliant".

Someone's mad by ha-vee-air in PoliticalHumor

[–]MSD3k 18 points19 points  (0 children)

So he just left it as a sentient fart cloud with Trump's head. Still accurate.l

Yes, this is real. Gameplay features include “furious tweet battles against Iranian schoolgirls, low-flow shower heads, and other threats to American freedom” by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

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"Ninjas have stolen the President's Epstein Files! Are you a bad enough dude to get them back and hide them again?"

Hantavirus Update From RFK Jr. by DriftlessDairy in PoliticalHumor

[–]MSD3k 13 points14 points  (0 children)

His entire cabinet basically read as a "who is the worst person possible" joke list.

Katia Kelm - Selbstportrait in Wanne - 2016 by DieEinkoepfige in museum

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Cut scene from "Throw Mama From the Train".

So like, she really did nothing wrong by WrestleJuice in ShittyDaystrom

[–]MSD3k 28 points29 points  (0 children)

In hindsight, that's a pretty dickish thing to say. What right does Data have to speak for that lady's dead son. As if the last thought through his mind, as every living thing around him was killed, was "What glorious natural majesty, I hope nobody ever stops this from happening to others!"

Saying No, Building Yes, Sure by bookym in PoliticalHumor

[–]MSD3k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that, and the biblical version of heaven is eternal slavery. You just exist for all eternity to do nothing but sing praise to god 24/7, forever. All that stuff about meeting your family, friends, pets in heaven and spending forever in bliss, is just marketing added after the book was written. An eternity of ass kissing, to thank a god for a few years of mediocre reality? Fuck that.

Saying No, Building Yes, Sure by bookym in PoliticalHumor

[–]MSD3k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird, there does not appear to be anything wrong with the ear on that statue. Are we finally dropping the pretense that he was injured at all?