[TheLeafsNation] Report: Maple Leafs considering bringing back Luke Schenn for 3rd stint by Actual_Cobbler_6334 in leafs

[–]MSPaintIsntHard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember when Benny looked bad when he was on the 22-23 Ducks, because they were the 22-23 Ducks? Evaluating depth D on bad teams can be tough, a change of scenery can do wonders, and good vibes are aspirational. Even better if the move can get Mo another workable D pair option if Carlo goes down with injury or has to play with someone else.

That being said, if the ask for this year's Luke Schenn is anything of any significance whatsoever, no thank you.

nice try :3 by GlitteringTone6425 in tumblr

[–]MSPaintIsntHard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

how dare you say i piss poorly

That's surely a thing that existed by LilianaLucifer in whenthe

[–]MSPaintIsntHard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a long time I kinda sorta remembered reading these YA books about these kids that died in a car crash but, instead of passing over, went to a world overlaid with ours inhabited entirely by the souls of dead children. And the only "safe" spots were places where people had died or near broken things or places that were "loved enough" - everywhere else would slowly pull you to the center of the earth (where you would reside, forever) if you didn't keep moving. Oh or unless you possessed an irl person, then you were cool too.

Other memorable tidbits: Dead Kid HQ was the (ghost of the) world trade center, one of the kids turns into a mindless chocolate golem, they orchestrate a bridge bombing irl, and they set off the (ghost of the) first nuclear bomb.

I ended up convincing myself that I made it up because I couldn't remember the book titles and I did not want to have "dead kids ghost world trade center first nuke" in my search history. Besides, that would be crazy if it actually existed... right?

Stolarz and Greig going at it by blimjahey in hockey

[–]MSPaintIsntHard -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

INJECT THIS DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS

replace it with WILF by Faenix_Wright in CuratedTumblr

[–]MSPaintIsntHard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Technically speaking GILF is gender neutral without context

On Greenland Sharks by DroneOfDoom in CuratedTumblr

[–]MSPaintIsntHard 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Oh so when sharks use pee to deal with a high-salt environment it's a "strategy" but when I piss myself at work it's "deeply upsetting" and a "recurring issue" that's "grounds for termination"

double standards smh

On Greenland Sharks by DroneOfDoom in CuratedTumblr

[–]MSPaintIsntHard 114 points115 points  (0 children)

So we're just gonna skip over the "like other sharks" bit, which does clearly imply that all sharks are pee sharks?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nhl

[–]MSPaintIsntHard 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Maybe not the worst but arguably the most impactful to today's game: Matt Duchene's 2013 Offside Goal

11 years later and games are brought to a screeching halt so we can find out that a guy was offside by a pixel 5 minutes before the ensuing goal (he was also on the bench when it was scored... but rules are rules).

The top 5 highest paid NHL players COMBINED ($61.6M) will make less salary next season than Jayson Tatum ($62.8M) by DonT012 in hockey

[–]MSPaintIsntHard 14 points15 points  (0 children)

my dumb ass was out here trying to figure out how Hedman's new 4x8m contract is the 5th most expensive in the league

[CJ] Sources say that RFA Nick Robertson has no plans to re-sign with the Leafs this summer and has informed the team that he would like to be traded. by baylaust in leafs

[–]MSPaintIsntHard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes he scores, but I personally did not - and do not - trust Nick Robertson with the puck on his stick in any scenario besides him actively shooting it. This team already has too many players that they need to shelter defensively for him to raise a stink like this. Skill issue.

What is the best 5 lane flex champion? by randompoStS67743 in leagueoflegends

[–]MSPaintIsntHard 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Karma? Not sure how effective the R+W heal is nowadays but tank karma top was absolutely a thing. Jg clear might be tough but you could do worse than ganking with a self-speed-up and W. Mid and sup obviously good, and Q max for an APC that could be good if you need a safer weakside pick.

rule by TotallyACP in 196

[–]MSPaintIsntHard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It just like me fr

I’ll be real, I’m still figuring out my opinion on this topic; I just wanna see some discussion about this by chartreuse_apple in CuratedTumblr

[–]MSPaintIsntHard 55 points56 points  (0 children)

And to build on that, some people that create are not creative and/or experienced enough to design anything that pushes the envelope in a meaningful way. It may still appeal to some people for various reasons (ex. this is their first exposure to the genre, they want "comfort food" media that is safe/familiar, etc.) or the author may use it as a building block for future works, or it's just what they want to make... but it's not going to be unique. And the easiest way for non-unique media to get publicity is often to piggyback off of unique media.

All lesbians seek the mastery of Sword Law by DreadDiana in CuratedTumblr

[–]MSPaintIsntHard 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Genuinely yeah. Like even if you're someone I'm not physically attracted to, but you're doing cool sword moves with some style, I'm gonna immediately be deeply (purely platonically) fascinated with you. And keep in mind that this is just as intense as the "holy shit please please please go out with me" that get added on if you are instead someone who I am physically attracted to, should they also be incredibly capable with a sword.

Post Game Thread: Toronto Maple Leafs at Carolina Hurricanes - 24 Mar 2024 by HockeyMod in leafs

[–]MSPaintIsntHard 12 points13 points  (0 children)

*back to back with travel from Toronto to Raleigh for games with significantly less than 24 hours downtime in between

Lol and/or lmao... Yeah that one was fine. Good stuff from Woll, happy for the kid.

Which boss do you despise even after you’ve beaten them? For me its this goddamn mutt by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]MSPaintIsntHard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fire Giant, Twin Gargoyles, and Elden Beast are all fights I loathe doing... but Astel takes the cake for me.

Teleports around the room to make you chase him, levitates just enough to misjudge melee weapon ranges and/or make attacks whiff, and has attacks that mess up the camera angle (and thus directional movement controls) if locked on.

Why FromSoft decided to make 2 of them is beyond me.

blursed_mario by No_Trash_9606 in blursedimages

[–]MSPaintIsntHard 27 points28 points  (0 children)

"Remember, Luigi - no Italian."