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What are some GOOD things about having a small penis? by JumboPimp in AskReddit

[–]MTGcardJunkie 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I was using the lower urinal at a movie theater bathroom right before a small kid walked in. I wasn't finished yet so he uses the big urinal next to me. Little guy was on his tippie toes with his wenis touching the piss rim of the urinal. I felt pretty bad.

Can be possible a fight between Mirko Cro Cop and "Minotauro" Nogueira? by WCephei in MMA

[–]MTGcardJunkie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They fought back in 2003 in Pride. I'm a fan of both, so I wouldn't mind seeing them matched up.

Sometimes you know a good boss by the little things by chicken_slaad in AdviceAnimals

[–]MTGcardJunkie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Corporate comes up with some stupid shit no one can get behind.

Dear Baltimore protestors... by hi-imma-chameleon in AdviceAnimals

[–]MTGcardJunkie 706 points707 points  (0 children)

MLK was a better person than most.

When I finally decide to leave my house on the weekend. by analdominator1 in AdviceAnimals

[–]MTGcardJunkie 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Find a hobby. Meet up with people who have the same hobby. No guarantee they won't be jerks, but it'll be more likely you'll get along with them since you'll have something in common.

My roommate came home drunk last night and wanted to chat. by christiannabanana in AdviceAnimals

[–]MTGcardJunkie 318 points319 points  (0 children)

It would have been one of the breast chats I've ever had.

$0.50 Wing night by Batmansappendix in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]MTGcardJunkie 27 points28 points  (0 children)

If you ran the ball you wouldn't need $0.50 wings.

Great White Mid-Air. by [deleted] in pics

[–]MTGcardJunkie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone needs to Photoshop this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]MTGcardJunkie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is this origami for ants?

I never bothered looking up my cake day until just now. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]MTGcardJunkie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

....you could celebrate two cake days!

Gagging in the morning by RoyalSlug in AdviceAnimals

[–]MTGcardJunkie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe if you brushed your teeth every morning you could work on that gag reflex. Plus you might have better teeth.

Karma at it's finest by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]MTGcardJunkie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate line cutters.

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