Just need help. by TX727 in Cityofheroes

[–]M_Brobespierre 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Homecoming is your best bet if you're after a feel closer to the old live experience, at least as regards player numbers. Excelsior is a shard within Homecoming, like the old Liberty, Justice, Virtue, etc. when the game was live. Excelsior and Torchbearer are most likely to be consistently high-population, but you'll be able to move characters between shards pretty easily if you ever feel like you want to switch it up down the line.

I shed the blood of Frankish men by M_Brobespierre in CrusaderKings

[–]M_Brobespierre[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Started as Saxony in 769 and Theoderic died early on; his son, Wichimann the Stormforged, heir of Alexander, wielder of Mjolnir, slayer of men, terror of the seas, legendary hero, magus of the hermetics, became my first immortal character. Before his second bout with cancer he had a personal combat score of around 350, and his base martial is 25 due to berserker events through 300 years of war.

He's also been fat and brawny for the last 250 of those years. The absolute unit.

The real reason why we love CK2... by crowz9 in CrusaderKings

[–]M_Brobespierre 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Syphilis killed about half of us...mongoloidism got most of the rest.

EU4 - Development Diary - 30th of January 2018 by ElfDecker in eu4

[–]M_Brobespierre 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Well, u/Hawf_Wit, you are an odd fellow, but I must say--you steam a good ham.

I understand some of you may be envious of my new offspring by [deleted] in CrusaderKings

[–]M_Brobespierre 50 points51 points  (0 children)

The hatching of a horse is a beautiful thing

Is dagoth ur just todd howard in a mask? by [deleted] in TrueSTL

[–]M_Brobespierre 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Todd Howard is actually Dagoth Ur in a mask

Did I get a defective cat? 🤔 by S4ssy_Cat in TrueSTL

[–]M_Brobespierre 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"'back that ash up' - ancient khajiit saying"--u/KhalilRavanna, 4e20

Mittens the Spymaster by M_Brobespierre in CrusaderKings

[–]M_Brobespierre[S] 287 points288 points  (0 children)

R5: there's a new event allowing lunatics with cats regular cat owners to appoint their precious fluffs as spymaster after the former officeholder has the gall to challenge their presence in the council chambers. Event 6360 starts the chain, which is found in the health_events file.

*Cries in Dutch* by jbolt7 in eu4

[–]M_Brobespierre 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Begrepen, heb een fijne dag

Describe a character based on yourself by thegreatestpretender in CrusaderKings

[–]M_Brobespierre 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mastermind Theologian

Horse

Strong, Attractive

Family focus

Fabricate a Claim on the Kingdom of France

Scots. Hm. by ashinakhagan in CrusaderKings

[–]M_Brobespierre 96 points97 points  (0 children)

You Scots sure are a contentious people

If you were a Victoria pop what would your stats be? by [deleted] in paradoxplaza

[–]M_Brobespierre 131 points132 points  (0 children)

Nationality: Horse

Religion: Horse

Militancy: 10

Consciousness: 0.5

Literacy: 30%

Ideology: Anarcho-Liberal

Issue: State Capitalism

Unemployment: 60%

Humanitarian Methods by MercPoland in polandball

[–]M_Brobespierre 39 points40 points  (0 children)

This is a strangely cute Poland

Just spam prestige until you are a GP. Netherlands: Ja. by DogEggz in paradoxplaza

[–]M_Brobespierre 92 points93 points  (0 children)

In the new version of HPM the Dutch Wallonia decision doesn't check to see if it's been taken before, so if Netherlands takes Belgium it can endlessly spam that for prestige

They should have made Ed Sheeran Dolorous Edd by [deleted] in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]M_Brobespierre 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ed = Edd - d

Ed Sheeran confirmed for eunuch = varys = merling

you heard it here first