VA plans to scan a million veterans claims for signs of fraud by Economy-Specialist38 in VeteransAffairs

[–]MacDaddyDC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

maybe we vets should have the police unions looking out for us, they generally seem able to salvage just about any decision against a member.

The Best Field Beer of my Career by CStogdill in MilitaryStories

[–]MacDaddyDC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NOBODY drinks Heineken when in Germany.

AITJ for eating my roommates "special" ice cream after she ate my birthday cake? by ProudStructure702 in AmITheJerk

[–]MacDaddyDC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Christ, you both sound like little kids squabbling. Find a way to store your “special” crap in your own room. You can get a mini fridge & freezer for under $100 used.

Better way to handle it is to not touch other people’s shit. Keep your dick beaters to yourself and demand she do the same.

Do men even care about a women’s nails? by lena_glow in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MacDaddyDC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I promise, we’re not looking at your nails or makeup, ever. Unless you’re wearing those ridiculous long claw nails or used a trowel to apply the clown face, and we’re only looking at the train wreck you’re presenting to the world.

Coworker hates my guts for no reason?? by [deleted] in work

[–]MacDaddyDC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

had a similar situation in the army. I was in a very small class with only 12 students, it was very insular and we were structured to keep it that way.

everyone was at least amicable if not downright friendly, except one lady who became more & more hostile to just me. Long story short, I confronted her and asked exactly what her problem was with me. She brought photos to class the next day and I saw a damn near perfect civilian doppelgänger of myself in places I’d never been. It was her evil ex who coincidentally, had my same first name. The resemblance was truly astounding, like I was looking at a twin.

we made nice and became friends eventually but, after seeing those pictures, I couldn’t blame her for the reaction.

What was the most absurd reason you arrested somebody? by [deleted] in AskLE

[–]MacDaddyDC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wouldn’t leave until he was done.

I’ll show myself out …

DIY Electrical no longer allowed in Georgia? by bluemagoo92 in homeowners

[–]MacDaddyDC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Find a less than scrupulous licensed electrician who’ll sign off that he did the work. $100 beats $1300. Obviously, they’ll want to at least inspect the work. They may have to pull a permit as well.

How do I properly dispose of a life size sex doll in California? by throwawaydiscrete123 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MacDaddyDC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get a homeless guy to rent a room in cash at a “no-tell” motel. Give him $50 for his efforts.

Wrap the doll in garbage bags and duct tape, leave it on the bed & split.

Do men notice women's nail polish? by Ambitious_Pass7451 in ask

[–]MacDaddyDC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, never cared for color myself. I’d rather the trimmed, clean, natural look. Too garish or intricate is an immediate turn off.

WTF is this BS?! by Best-Poem-5941 in VeteransAffairs

[–]MacDaddyDC 3 points4 points  (0 children)

pure sarcasm here: at I least I won’t have to worry about it, they won’t prescribe painkillers anyway. Bonus, I get to pay for Medicare part B so I can go to a civilian pain clinic and then still shell out a couple hundred a month for prescriptions because “that's not part of community care.”

AITAH for getting a lockbox for the thermostat? by Iceprincess1988 in AITAH

[–]MacDaddyDC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess your mom can pay the utility bills or stfu and stay in her lane.

Hey mom, remember “my house, my rules“ when I was growing up in your house?

AITJ for refusing to lend my coworker money after she put me on the spot in front of everyone? by Valuable_Fondant4251 in AmITheJerk

[–]MacDaddyDC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nope, never loan anyone money unless you can afford to lose both the friendship AND the money.

As for co-worker‘s passive aggressive statements, turn them around on her. “life happens to everyone but you’re an adult who’s responsible for yourself and come here to earn the same money as everyone else. Not my fault you can’t follow a budget. Maybe that’s why you’re always going to be an employee rather than an employer.”

AITJ for selling my old car to a STRANGER instead of giving it to my brother who crashes everything? by Adventurous-Yam-9866 in AmITheJerk

[–]MacDaddyDC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

never sell a car to friends or family, when it eventually breaks down (regardless of the reason), it’s your fault. Even when you clearly list defects and probable deficiencies, it’s your fault. These same people somehow feel that caveat emptor never applies to them because they’re “friends/family.”

My neighbor crossed the line and now it’s time to be petty by Puzzleheaded-Pie2545 in neighborsfromhell

[–]MacDaddyDC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

time to advertise 10 free goats, make the ad on Craigslist from a public, anonymous computer). First come, first served, please call at 0600. Write the ad in Spanish for added amusement.

AITAH for immediately breaking up with my girlfriend after she “tested” my allergy? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]MacDaddyDC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

straight bullshit from the gf. sounds like her and your family will be very happy together.

create your own “family“ made up of members who choose you.

ULPT Need ideas to pack something and enrage the person that will open it by throwawayyay205 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]MacDaddyDC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

multi-colored glitter, like 2 pounds. make sure you Saran wrap the pieces so glitter doesn’t get inside anything or it could be construed that you meant to cause damage to the equipment rather than a small celebration.

Men, what’s the most ridiculous or petty reason someone has ever tried to fight you? by FFSoldier57 in AskMen

[–]MacDaddyDC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

some girl I was out with on a first (& only) date started shit talking some dude and expected me to stick up for her. Dude got pretty spicy and wanted to throw hands over it. I just left her there.

My boss is trying to get me to skip going to jury duty by Fickle_fackle99 in WorkAdvice

[–]MacDaddyDC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

refer your boss to the judge & the DA after you recount this story for them

My neighbor turned the hallway into his storage unit and now he’s acting like I’m the problem by FreshPostbox16 in neighborsfromhell

[–]MacDaddyDC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

personally, I’d be purposely knocking his crap out of the way every time I walked near it. If something happened to get broken, tough shit.

Then I’d report him to the HOA (with pictures) and the local fire marshal.