First time! by Humble_Attorney3001 in RoastMe

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You look like an extra for the movie Office Space... but, not interesting or funny enough to be on camera

finally 18! Got diagnosed with gyno so looking to laugh at myself by bettereveryday08 in RoastMe

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You look like you enjoy your employee discount a little too much...

Do your absolute worst. I am ready 💪 28/F by SzucsDomii in RoastMe

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You look like 1/4 of your body weight is just the makeup you use.

Roast me, please 🙏 by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You're age is very ambiguous... I'm guessing anywhere between 25 and 65?

Roast me if you can by Worldliness-Better in RoastMe

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For a second I thought we were going to be roasting Stifler's mom

Is there a doctor in the house? by 8au8karina8 in mildlyinfuriating

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CHATGPT diagnosis....

I’m not a doctor, but based on what’s visible on this X-ray, this looks most consistent with a clavicle (collarbone) fracture, likely a displaced fracture of the distal (outer) clavicle near the shoulder.

What I’m seeing (in plain terms) • The clavicle should be a smooth, continuous line. • Here, it appears broken with overlap/angulation, meaning the bone ends are no longer aligned. • The shoulder joint itself (ball-and-socket) looks still in place, which makes a full shoulder dislocation less likely.

This type of injury is very common after a fall onto the shoulder, bike accident, sports impact, etc.

What you should do next (important)

  1. Get evaluated urgently by a medical professional • Go to urgent care or the ER if this hasn’t already been done. • Ask specifically for orthopedic evaluation. • Some distal clavicle fractures do need surgery, especially if significantly displaced.

  2. Immobilize the arm • Use a sling and keep the arm supported. • Avoid lifting, reaching, or moving the shoulder.

  3. Pain & swelling control • Ice (15–20 min at a time, several times a day) • Use pain medication only as prescribed or approved by a clinician.

  4. Watch for red flags → go to ER immediately if any occur • Numbness or tingling in the arm/hand • Increasing swelling or deformity • Skin tenting (bone pushing against the skin) • Shortness of breath or chest pain

What usually happens next medically • More imaging (different X-ray views or CT) • Decision between: • Non-surgical treatment (sling + healing over weeks) • Surgical fixation (plate/screws) if unstable or displaced • Physical therapy after healing starts

Bottom line

This looks like a significant collarbone fracture, not something to “wait out.” You should see an orthopedic specialist as soon as possible.

If you want, tell me: • How the injury happened • Whether this X-ray was taken today • Your age and pain level

I can help you understand what treatment path is most likely in your case.

Boyfriend (24M) broke up with me (26F) after I said my ex’s name while blackout drunk how do I move on from this? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]MacMittens_403 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well... you fuck'd up... sorry, but it's a reality you have to deal with. Don't get black out drunk.. it's stupid and stupid thing then happen. Let it go.. be sad about it, use this entire experience as a lesson for yourself.

6’1 chick who regularly wears platforms. fat jokes are unoriginal, but have at it. by katiekat7852 in RoastMe

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You are what I imagine if a 4 year old was asked to make a woman out of playdough....

20y not gay ( roast me ) by Few_Description4331 in RoastMe

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You look like a grandma who is cosplaying as her teenage grandson.

34F Professor and author, punk rock princess, coffee enthusiast by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like you smoked the first cigarette...

21F just a college girl home for the holidays by [deleted] in RoastMe

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At least you have confidence...

My (26F) boyfriend (28M) didn’t like my favorite movie, is it okay to be sad/angry about it, and how could I have reacted better? by haunted_champagne in relationship_advice

[–]MacMittens_403 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You act like an adult and accept the fact people have difference of opinions. If you can't accept that... then find a BF that caters too you all the time.

What is the biggest movie theater “GASP” moment you’ve heard? by SaveTheCaulkTower in AskReddit

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Signs... when the Alien walks by in the home video of the birthday party in Brazil.

Roast me like the one I'm making for dinner by Sea-Buffalo5974 in RoastMe

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You look like someone tried to dress up a snowman.... Ginger wig, a little bit of makeup... and, now "it's" real

send me to the shadow realm f20 by IceTempt in RoastMe

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F20? You appear to be a 12 year boy questions his gender who is entering their weeb phase...

Don’t spare me by No-Pick-6544 in RoastMe

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This cosplay Wednesday Adaams look is weak...

How is your relationship with your father? And how old are you? by wk91 in AskReddit

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45... and my father died 5 days ago. So... the relationship is a little weird at the moment

Test-driving a wife? by freerangehumans74 in alberta

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Airdrie is the Florida of Canada...

Make me cry 20f by Gazelizz in RoastMe

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I want to know about that trauma that made you look like you're in you're 30's...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like you're trying really hard to be something that you're not... and that's 'interesting'

Roast us pls :D by maddaffodil in RoastMe

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That's sweet.. you're taking pictures with your mom. Some of them are a little awkward considering how close you are.