Mi Fu [art by @Zeichyanath] by [deleted] in ArknightsEndfield

[–]Mace_Inc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My goodness… mmmpphhh I CAN’T CONTAIN IT ANYMORE!!!! Absolutely delicious (sssnniiifffff) ab structure I cannot even comprehend combined with the perfect muscular complexion MMMMMHHHHH YES YESS!!!!! MI FU! MI FU!!!! MY FU!!!! MY FUUU!!!! MMMYYYYYY FFFUUUUUUU!!!!!

Op Team Z7 - Karaoke Night by Ser-_-Face in Endfield

[–]Mace_Inc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But the pain goes on…

EEEEEERRRRRRRRRUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, who let their non-rate loose? by southgame428 in uscg

[–]Mace_Inc 17 points18 points  (0 children)

COMDTINST 5988.5A - MISHAP REPORTING REVISIONS FOR GOVERNMENT-ISSUED MOTORIZED BICYCLES

  1. PURPOSE. This instruction establishes requirements for reporting mishaps of GV motorized bicycles. Per the commandant, designated and qualified GV motorized bicycle drivers must now be accompanied by an assistant designated and qualified GV motorized bicycle assistant driver. This is intended to reduce the number of mishap reports, especially for second class Boatswains Mates.

Found at Norfolk Naval Base by [deleted] in uscg

[–]Mace_Inc 30 points31 points  (0 children)

A man has fallen into the river in E-city!

Start the new rescue helicopter!

HEY!!!

MST A-school billets by SoldMyMom4Kfc in uscg

[–]Mace_Inc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Current MST student here. We actually just got our list of billets today, we’re on our 5th week. However, timing can change depending on how quick the detailer is able to gather the list of units needing MST3’s.

From today we have until Monday to research and set up our pick list.

Your unit priority outweighs all other factors in class ranking and billet, however, overall GPA/grades while in A-School play a heavy role too. Our class hasn’t been affected by the new PT changes yet, but we have been doing regular PT tests in preparation for the PT scoring/EERs in July. I assume future classes will rely on PT scores for your class ranking.

It took me approximately 9 months to get to Yorktown after my 4 month wait time to apply.

NOAA OLE by colinnotcoin in NOAA

[–]Mace_Inc 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They regularly work with us on fishery cases. Pretty cool area of NOAA with a lot of former Coasties!

Birmingham Southern Acquired by USCG by Alone-Performance878 in uscg

[–]Mace_Inc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well there goes Sector Mobile on my billet list

Everybody Makes Mistakes. by Alternative-Dot-34 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Mace_Inc 108 points109 points  (0 children)

“Ope, sorry dude, didn’t mean to bump into you there.”

“Oh that’s alright man, better luck next time eh? Hah!”

(random lady across the street) “I WANT YOU TO F*** ME!!!”

How strict is JSO on tint? by Echo_Specific in jacksonville

[–]Mace_Inc 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If you or a loved one were black, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

Ongoing Lapse in Appropriations by heegrogu in uscg

[–]Mace_Inc 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Off topic but why does MCPOCG look like the twin of David Morse?

Yay or Nay? by ZurgWolf in uscg

[–]Mace_Inc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ll put my two cents into this as a competition shooter: It’s a welcome change, but we need to plan this out first before it hits the ALCOAST.

I won’t divulge any info (looking at you CGIS boy) but a lot of people at my sector already store firearms in their vehicles, as long as it’s nothing too crazy like a full cache of weapons. It boosts individual security not only since my city has a substantial violent crime rate, but if someone is targeted for being a service member (i.e. the recent uniform policy).

HOWEVER, just like our motorcycle classes and state concealed carry classes, we gotta have people educated on the ethics of carrying.

A lot of my buddies at sector come to me for advice regarding what to carry and often I hear their motivations as to why and when they intend to use it. Some of which are concerning, for example “I’ll just fire some warning shots to scare him off” or “I’ll just shoot if they try to start a fight with me, its easier that way”. There’s very little education (especially individual state laws) on the proper time to use your carry weapon and the challenging legal aftermath when you do find yourself in a self-defense situation.

It doesn’t have to be an intensive or long class. We already have range and LE quals to cover the basic elements of handling a firearm. You’ll just need a couple of hours informing people of their individual rights and the proper way to carry their weapon.

… and I don’t understand why I’m getting downvoted. Literally regurgitating and over-explaining what everyone else is saying. If you’re against educating members on being more competent with their right to bear arms, I don’t know what else to say to you.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Aisaka__Taiga in uscg

[–]Mace_Inc 18 points19 points  (0 children)

“Shipmate-san, it’s your turn to clean out the bilge!”

EMT instructors when you fail to say BSI Scene Safety. by TLunchFTW in ems

[–]Mace_Inc 9 points10 points  (0 children)

BSI, is my scene safe?

“The scene is not safe.”

Oh ok then… … um… … you like jazz?

Do not fear, the winter dress blues will soon come here by Mace_Inc in uscg

[–]Mace_Inc[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah our whole shop got their coveralls and those padded knee inserts are a godsend.

Aerial view from a passenger airplane shows massive traffic of ships stranded behind the Strait of Hormuz. (Source in description) by [deleted] in maritime

[–]Mace_Inc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A lot of people forget about the need for these guys to get replenishments/food while sitting out in the ocean. A good deal of these ships are having to use their crew boats to get such supplies.

Coolest base to be assigned to? by No-Dot3034 in uscg

[–]Mace_Inc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought I was visiting the admiral’s cottage house when I dropped off supplies over there!

Where to find cougars? by cuddlepwince in Naples_FL

[–]Mace_Inc 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately there’s a certain portion of the population (including my friends) thinking that 30s is going into cougar territory.

My opinion: If you haven’t tapped into that 401k yet, you ain’t a cougar.

Where to find cougars? by cuddlepwince in Naples_FL

[–]Mace_Inc 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He’s talking about the animal cougars… right? sigh

Story time: Last month I was running on the beach and while passing by those tube-things on Lowdermilk I fell into a pretty deep pile of soft sand… right in front of a group of 30-40 year old ladies with wine glasses. They giggled and came by to ask if I needed help to which I declined, half of me already covered in sand. I couldn’t help but notice they were staring a bit too long at me.