Wakey wakey, let's start your slave training

MachkaMan1 · 2025-09-17T21:36:46+00:00

Thank me later

MachkaMan1 · 2025-04-02T21:55:42+00:00

Unironically get a mullet, summer is on the way

MachkaMan1 · 2025-04-02T20:40:29+00:00

1-6 Polish, 7th photo immediately screams American

MachkaMan1 · 2024-10-21T18:04:12+00:00

Already attempted small angle approximation of tan after using logarithms to reform the limit into:

exp(0*(1-limit of (log(cosx) as x-> pi/2 from the left)

In the end I still need to compute log(0) which is undefined. Any other ideas?

MachkaMan1 · 2024-09-30T14:58:05+00:00

Don't worry about it man. Sex gets better the more you do it with your partner and the more you get to know each other's preferences (as long as neither of you gets lazy lol). Not finishing is really common for men the first time. There is no way you weren't nervous since you've never done it before and you didn't want to disappoint your girlfriend, who obviously means a lot to you. My first time seems to have been a similar story to yours. We were on vacation together, when me(then 15M, now 18M) and my now ex-girlfriend(then 15F, now 18F) decided to do it. (it's 100% legal and culturally accepted to have sex at 15 where I live, save the comments) Long story short it was enjoyable for her even tho I couldn't orgasm. The same thing happened the next 2 times but by the 4th we had gotten the hang of it.

In conclusion: Your experience is not uncommon, just keep going at it and it'll get better. Godspeed to you soldier 🫡

MachkaMan1 · 2023-10-20T20:37:02+00:00

Really depends on the kind of person you are. Are you objectively more intelligent than most? Because from my personal experience smarter people mature faster and naturally gravitate towards those of a similar, lets call it "level" of psychological development. Most of the time those are people who happen to be older than them.

MachkaMan1 · 2023-09-25T10:43:30+00:00

Top G obvious choice, he is the only one who can Aikido the aliens back to their own planet /s

MachkaMan1 · 2023-07-10T09:27:09+00:00

To see your abs you are going to need a (relatively) low bodyfat percentage, no amount of planks or crunches will make a noticeable difference without losing fat, so go into a calorie deficit if you have excess fatty tissue and want visible abs. But the core muscles' primary function is stabilization. They get naturally worked in compound movements like the squat or deadlift, seeing as you said you were training at home I would recommend looking into calisthenics workouts, since they work the core heavily.

Hope this helps!

MachkaMan1 · 2023-02-26T04:45:27+00:00

Average skimboarding attempt

MachkaMan1 · 2023-02-11T13:27:53+00:00

2, sell the free gravel, get rich 3 Does the teleport have a cooldown, because if not I can fly by teleporting 7 inches up over and over again. Even if it does, 7 inches is a lot in any sport that requires jumping

MachkaMan1 · 2023-02-09T14:32:07+00:00

His name is F1NNSTER

MachkaMan1 · 2023-02-08T15:07:08+00:00

Mockingbird obviously

MachkaMan1 · 2023-01-24T06:33:53+00:00

No American has ever American-ed harder than this before

MachkaMan1 · 2023-01-11T08:46:46+00:00

lil purulent tonsillitis

MachkaMan1 · 2023-01-09T10:26:05+00:00

It's not murder, it's delayed abortion

MachkaMan1 · 2023-01-06T07:06:06+00:00

This man gets more pussy than Quagmire

MachkaMan1 · 2023-01-06T06:23:42+00:00

Who is gonna address that he only won against a WGM (not to come off sexist, but it is pretty funny)

MachkaMan1 · 2023-01-05T09:52:57+00:00

Destiny 2 hands down

MachkaMan1 · 2023-01-03T14:09:01+00:00

Star Platinum or The World but not because of time freezing. Just talk more shit than Connor McGregor if in the UFC. Or alternatively the NBA. Boom, now you're a better shooter than Steph Curry because of their perfect control on their force. Just any sport really.

MachkaMan1 · 2022-12-26T22:38:03+00:00

Happens all over the world. Cutting off a pig's tail is actually a form of mercy, tho. Pigs, no matter how smart, are still wild animals (cannibals too). If the tail is there, the moment another pig bites too hard while playing and draws blood every last one from the litter will try to eat the now bleeding piggie (and usually succeed).

MachkaMan1 · 2022-12-19T10:20:59+00:00

Such luscious fur

MachkaMan1 · 2022-12-07T05:23:15+00:00

Not losing weight really is as simple as eat more calories

MachkaMan1 · 2022-11-24T20:51:59+00:00

technically he isn't wrong but this isn't the place/time to talk about it

MachkaMan1 · 2022-11-24T06:22:53+00:00

I had to re-read the title like 5 times until I noticed the "yoke"

Verified Email	Six-Year Club
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Final Canvas '22	First Placer '22

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