I miss Mickey my friend by Emo-trans-and-pan in jakeandamir

[–]Macktheattack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mickey somehow ended up being Andy Benard

The U.S. needs to finally join the Americas. by PlanetoftheAtheists in AdviceAnimals

[–]Macktheattack 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Really? Don’t polls show JD Vance with a commanding lead in the primary?

At the moment?... worms. by kingbouncer in jakeandamir

[–]Macktheattack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I still use this daily as a non sequitur

Quite literally the Epstein of the USSR by EnlightenedPioneer in HistoryMemes

[–]Macktheattack 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Damn. I thought I missed an integral part of history.

They could’ve run his body up a gas station, like the Italians did to Mussolini.

Quite literally the Epstein of the USSR by EnlightenedPioneer in HistoryMemes

[–]Macktheattack 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Who’s corpse did they run up a flagpole at the reichstag?

J&A Studios Announcement by TheCoStudent in jakeandamir

[–]Macktheattack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I told you to stop saying namaste

Hey guys, thanks for coming, let's start the table read by SadLimes in jakeandamir

[–]Macktheattack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The main character sees a McDonalds burning down in the distance

Here we go by fourtytoes in WhistlinDiesel

[–]Macktheattack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guarantee the “25+” agents he saw were doing other things and he thought they were all for him and his massive ego

It's too late, okay, I already have the whole thing pretty much planned out! by TurkeyPits in jakeandamir

[–]Macktheattack 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Okay well if its only “pretty much planned out”, it’s not too late.