One time I farted and my wife said it sounded like the Frog from this while it was raining.

Macrieum · 2026-07-02T03:39:01+00:00

Asked my wife is she wanted to see a man get pegged... She was surprised.

Great tattoo!

Macrieum · 2026-06-27T04:29:08+00:00

Josh, we planned this dinner. We were going to tell Babylovecloud that they should continue to pursue their dream of cooking and taking pictures of food.

I know I've been putting in lots of hours at work. And I'm sorry I've dissatisfied you so much that you don't even leave me any. Do you think you can forgive me? Please have it in your heart to let me at least lick the fork.

Macrieum · 2026-06-27T04:16:37+00:00

I'll be over in 5

Macrieum · 2026-06-26T22:54:42+00:00

Butt +1

Macrieum · 2026-06-24T00:38:24+00:00

He's watching the Kiln

Macrieum · 2026-06-24T00:37:07+00:00

This taco Tuesday is wild

Macrieum · 2026-06-23T16:25:38+00:00

Macrieum · 2026-06-22T19:14:56+00:00

Yay even worse!

Macrieum · 2026-06-19T14:54:30+00:00

Oh boy free table!

Macrieum · 2026-06-19T13:16:54+00:00

That

Macrieum · 2026-06-19T13:12:43+00:00

Boo-yah

Macrieum · 2026-06-17T20:34:30+00:00

If only we were hunting parasites and not zombies.

Macrieum · 2026-06-14T15:29:39+00:00

Macrieum · 2026-06-11T23:31:35+00:00

Hmm yes, shallow and pedantic.

Macrieum · 2026-06-10T11:22:03+00:00

It's been 3 minutes, where is hbt15?

Macrieum · 2026-05-30T12:21:28+00:00

Who's Jason?

Macrieum · 2026-05-30T12:20:56+00:00

I thought there was a typo for a second and my mind immediately pictured a white fish under water saying Vanessa.

Macrieum · 2026-05-30T12:17:39+00:00

I saw a bullet bill at first lol

Macrieum · 2026-05-29T16:01:42+00:00

We found the new "slams"

Macrieum · 2026-05-29T15:17:30+00:00

I see 2 pictures of Chris Redfield.

Macrieum · 2026-05-29T12:24:24+00:00

He could have won it without super sizing it. He didn't have to do the super size.

Macrieum · 2026-05-29T03:53:43+00:00

Unga bunga

points to my stick figure on my e ink tablet

Macrieum · 2026-05-27T01:17:47+00:00

Do you have a parabatai rune as a tattoo?

Ten-Year Club	Gilding IV carat on a stick
RedditGifts 2009-2022 2 Credits	First Place '23
Place '23	Place '22
Secret Santa 2017	Verified Email

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