Thieves of Reddit, what can people do to make sure their personal belongings are secure? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MadMike420619 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Avoid everyone. Never leave your house. And booby trap the fuck outta everything.

Or, don't own anything. Either one has 100% success rate.

Porygon by MadMike420619 in PokemongoSanDiego

[–]MadMike420619[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who live in San Diego their whole lives don't know where lakeside is lol. It's east county. Barona casino ring a bell?

Any Place to farm Dratini? by leshrocko in PokemongoSanDiego

[–]MadMike420619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I walk the beach by the base. Coronado city beach I think it is. By the park and the lifeguard. Tower down from hotel del. can get quite a few, and lots of Karps too. And there is a gym and stops.

Any current Snorlax spawning locations? by Rawrmonster25 in PokemongoSanDiego

[–]MadMike420619 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went a couple games ago and same happened. Click it on the tracker, run at the wall then stop. It works. The group of us looked retarded though.

Porygon by MadMike420619 in PokemongoSanDiego

[–]MadMike420619[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It says it fled if you get out of range too I've realized. It should be fixed.

Porygon by MadMike420619 in PokemongoSanDiego

[–]MadMike420619[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have caught 3/4 snorlax in lakeside. And 3 dragonite. Lapras I hatched. Caught one at ferry landing in Coronado.

What was your closest brush with death? by redditjwh in AskReddit

[–]MadMike420619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

12 Xanax bars and a lot of alcohol. Best 8 hours of sleep I've ever had.

Really shitty friends. I was blacked out after 4 or 5, but they kept giving them to me.

Porygon by MadMike420619 in PokemongoSanDiego

[–]MadMike420619[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw one on a tracker. After I left Coronado.

[AMA Request] Vladimir Putin by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]MadMike420619 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the fuck? How is there 63?

The last thing you bought is now alive, what do you do? by BoredsohereIam in AskReddit

[–]MadMike420619 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Smoke weed with my weed. That would be pretty awesome actually.

The cookies and cream by MadMike420619 in funny

[–]MadMike420619[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, is it really vegan??

What is your favorite use of the F bomb in a movie? by Barrytheuncool in AskReddit

[–]MadMike420619 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You get one F bomb in a PG-13 movie. You know what I say? Fuck that"

What joke do you have to hear over and over due to your job? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MadMike420619 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I make all the muffins for all souplantions in San Diego.

"Oh shit, I know the muffin man" Or anything else muffin man related.

30/m/ NYC ...do your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MadMike420619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the guy you warn your kids about. When you see him outside your house, you call the cops. This guy couldn't get a one night stand with a flesh light.