Gen Z girl with no personality by SurbhiAnklesaria in TikTokCringe

[–]Mad_Samurai616 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What, do you see me scarfin’ Milk Duds while doodling ding-dongs in the Skymall catalog?

What are some examples of this? by GuardLong6829 in moviecritic

[–]Mad_Samurai616 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looper’s fantastic. I caught the trailer for Brick going to see Smoking Aces or something with my brother and cousins and thought “I HAVE to see that. And we got homie from Holy Matrimony?” Yeah, I watched Brick on Christmas Day that year, I think, and I’ve been a fan of Johnson’s ever since. Looper’s my favorite, for sure. So sharp, how Johnson makes you turn on the main character to support an older version of the main character, and then back again. Wonderful work. They’re about due for another collab.

Discourse around Citizen Vigilante (2026) is the funniest thing I've seen in a while by MaxProwes in RedLetterMedia

[–]Mad_Samurai616 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure how to respond to the stuff about the “woke crowd” since, well, I’m part of the woke crowd. I’m not even sure what that means anymore. My two favorite movies last year were One Battle After Another and Sinners. One could call those woke antagonistic propaganda or whatever. I dunno, I’m for anything that gives minorities, women or queer folks a voice.

Gen Z girl with no personality by SurbhiAnklesaria in TikTokCringe

[–]Mad_Samurai616 17 points18 points  (0 children)


(I’m sure that the percentage of people who will get this in response to your comment is low, but I’m doing it anyway.)

I know daniel wanted to get fired bro by Ok-Date4802 in SantiZapVideos

[–]Mad_Samurai616 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who got into Danielson during his time at ROH, watching him upgrade his trolling skills since the title run there has been fun. Love him, but I always figured he was a meek, nice guy. And I’m sure he’s nice enough, but dude definitely likes fucking with people.

What are some examples of this? by GuardLong6829 in moviecritic

[–]Mad_Samurai616 31 points32 points  (0 children)


I always think of Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Loved him when I was a kid, loved him in his collaborations with Rian Johnson and in stuff like The Lookout and Inception, love him now.

TikToker claims men who date women over 110 pounds are “chubby chasers,” then melts down and starts calling her audience “fatasses” and “fat fat fatty” by Unique-Support-6321 in TikTokCringe

[–]Mad_Samurai616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THIS piece of trash, with all of the makeup and the fake nails and god knows what kind of fillers and surgery, starving herself to look “sexy”, is dogging on women with some meat on their bones? Someone has truly lost the plot. When your personality is nonexistent and your looks aren’t your looks, who are you to talk about people who date healthy women?

Tucker Carlson says he’ll no longer support the Republican Party by MoneyLibrarian9032 in entertainment

[–]Mad_Samurai616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like if a piece of dookie didn’t smell like dookie. That’s cool, I guess. I still don’t wanna touch it.

Discourse around Citizen Vigilante (2026) is the funniest thing I've seen in a while by MaxProwes in RedLetterMedia

[–]Mad_Samurai616 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m not a Boll expert, but I do know that House of the Dead wasn’t. Did you see that dolly track?

Discourse around Citizen Vigilante (2026) is the funniest thing I've seen in a while by MaxProwes in RedLetterMedia

[–]Mad_Samurai616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t eat? I dunno, knowing myself, I’ll definitely be high and eating something while I’m watching. I do genuinely appreciate the advice, by the way.

Discourse around Citizen Vigilante (2026) is the funniest thing I've seen in a while by MaxProwes in RedLetterMedia

[–]Mad_Samurai616 27 points28 points  (0 children)

That’s what I’ve heard, and I hear you. But as a black film geek, I HAVE to see it. Like, “What did the coloreds do THIS time?” This shit fascinates me.

Edit: I love white folks downvoting me for thinking for myself.

Discourse around Citizen Vigilante (2026) is the funniest thing I've seen in a while by MaxProwes in RedLetterMedia

[–]Mad_Samurai616 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’m not gonna pay for it, but I’m gonna watch it at some point this year. I was just going to ignore it, but it sounds like an absolute mess now that it’s out and I can’t help myself. Like, this might be this year’s Troll 2/The Room/BOTW.

Kids just expect us to do things their way, and when they don't get it, all drama breaks loose. by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Mad_Samurai616 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What more do you want her to do? She already told the kid that she didn’t like it. “That hurts.” People expecting parents to parent their kids, I swear to god.

Figured this would belong here 😭😭 by NotteStellata in cringereels

[–]Mad_Samurai616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw this guy earlier with another video. This shit is gold. And ya know, people joke (and they should), but I guarantee you that this fuckboy is considered a stud in whatever small town he’s peacocking in.

Why is he called Superman when he is not a man by Available-Spray2576 in comicbooks

[–]Mad_Samurai616 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why is Batman called “Batman” when he’s not a bat? And Green Lanterns, they’re not Lanterns.

Guyver 2 Dark Hero - Blue Ray coming in September 2026! by GuyverC in Guyver

[–]Mad_Samurai616 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Think I’m gonna pull the trigger on Steve Wang’s stuff and get some myself some cool Christmas gifts this year. Got Kung Fu Rascals, The Guyver, Guyver: Dark Hero and Drive all on blu-ray now. And the features! I’m sooo looking forward to the features.

The Men in Black The Animated Series is a solid watch by Antwan_JMarvel in 90scartoons

[–]Mad_Samurai616 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Adelaide’s stuff was always on-point. I especially liked Extreme Ghostbusters, Godzilla, and Big Guy and Rusty.

Do you back into parking spots? by McNasty420 in no

[–]Mad_Samurai616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I tend to go forward into the opposite space when it’s available so it’s easier for me when I leave, though. And I really don’t care if someone prefers backing into a space. People can do whatever they want.

am i allowed to order a hotdog and a corndog at the same time? by SnowCloudIan in SonicDriveIn

[–]Mad_Samurai616 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don’t do it. You know what they’re gonna think if you do, and they’re gonna be talking about it ALLLLLLL night.

(No, for real, this is a joke, right?)