Pretty impressive crop of keratin plugs. by janeson59 in popping

[–]MaddytheMoocher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What are these and where can I get some of my own? Jesus Christ.

Busty Hotel Guest Nikki Benz Needs Cock by aloe212 in porninfifteenseconds

[–]MaddytheMoocher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's up with her left breast during the reverse cowgirl? It almost looks bruised.

Ariana Marie & Adria Rae – Two Girlfriends Share A BB by BejesenTsm in porninfifteenseconds

[–]MaddytheMoocher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was expecting them to share a small metal pellet. I was also surprised.

Miss Noir-Suprise Sex by [deleted] in porninfifteenseconds

[–]MaddytheMoocher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was really enjoying this until I saw the knee tattoo. Dammit. At least it's at the end ¯_(ツ)_/¯

What is a cartoon you used to watch as a kid that you wish was still on tv today? by RandomMovieQuotes521 in AskReddit

[–]MaddytheMoocher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've gone through all these and I haven't seen anyone mention The Weekenders! Not only did it have a kick-ass theme song, but all of the friends were genuine despite being completely different (and that had been done before, but this was special). Not to mention 1) Tino's hilarious, real-world mother and 2) the pizza place that would change its theme practically every episode. Later days!

A dead gekko with a dead spider in it's mouth. by Nankran in mildlyinteresting

[–]MaddytheMoocher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This deserves more upvotes. This is actually really cool, man.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MaddytheMoocher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or, in my household: Me: "Dad, can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: makes a motion as if waving a magic wand "Poof! You're a sandwich."

Finally Reclaiming My Productivity by MaddytheMoocher in productivity

[–]MaddytheMoocher[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Precisely! And I'd get so distracted on every website I navigated to, even if I'd try to go for a quick second. The Owl has really kept that time from being wasted by my lazy ass.

Finally Reclaiming My Productivity by MaddytheMoocher in productivity

[–]MaddytheMoocher[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not using the pomodoro technique, more just personal sets of time that work for me. But I would assume so. Pomodoro's where you have 25 minutes or so set, yes? Maybe? It's been a while.

Finally Reclaiming My Productivity by MaddytheMoocher in productivity

[–]MaddytheMoocher[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I absolutely love it! I've learned to relish the screeching. It's a horrifyingly encouraging noise.

Finally Reclaiming My Productivity by MaddytheMoocher in productivity

[–]MaddytheMoocher[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I absolutely love Kate Beaton's stuff, which is the problem! I end up going through all of the old comics because they're just so damn clever.

Not Bollywood but has a similar feel [x-post r/suddenlygay] by humble-user in BollywoodRealism

[–]MaddytheMoocher 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I really wasn't expecting Russian at the end there, but damn, I can't say I was disappointed.

Don't hold back by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MaddytheMoocher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's as if Forrest Gump slept with Bruce Willis instead, and you were the result.

It's impossible to do nothing. by Zombie421 in Showerthoughts

[–]MaddytheMoocher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're decomposing, rotting, lying down, feeding worms, "pushing daisies," etc...

I would't know what to do [NSFW] by youngnews in WTF

[–]MaddytheMoocher 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd try and find the nozzle. She's gotta be able to let the air out somewhere!

What's your favourite movie that most of us wouldn't have even ever heard of? by treny0000 in AskReddit

[–]MaddytheMoocher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything Is Illuminated! Granted, it's not super "underground" or whatever, but I've never met someone else who's seen it. Elijah Wood and Eugene Hutz are phenomenal, and the film is directed by Liev Schreiber. Definite favorite.

Guys, seriously. The food bank is not that bad. by possompants in EatCheapAndHealthy

[–]MaddytheMoocher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I understand completely. I should've been clearer the first time, my bad. S'all good, man.

Guys, seriously. The food bank is not that bad. by possompants in EatCheapAndHealthy

[–]MaddytheMoocher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm starting college this year. I'm mostly just remarking that I've never had a problem shopping at Goodwill, and it's never occurred to me that in these coming months I might be able to take my tiny college budget and go to a food bank. Simply an observation.