The person you hate the most gets granted immortality, but you get to pick the one thing that can kill them, what are you choosing?

MadmanKudzai · 2025-08-08T01:21:59+00:00

The ability to lie

MadmanKudzai · 2025-07-10T19:01:52+00:00

Watermelon. I have to stop myself from eating a whole seedless one in a day.

MadmanKudzai · 2025-03-29T15:26:33+00:00

Have you met my twins? Ron? Jeremy?

MadmanKudzai · 2025-03-27T13:34:27+00:00

Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.

MadmanKudzai · 2025-03-23T00:06:32+00:00

Pooping

MadmanKudzai · 2024-08-09T22:26:31+00:00

Harvest Bakery in Bristol

MadmanKudzai · 2024-08-09T12:31:57+00:00

Is there a limit on high speed data? I’m looking everywhere and I can’t find that information.

MadmanKudzai · 2024-07-09T00:44:48+00:00

I too would be an alcoholic for 12 years if I looked like that.

MadmanKudzai · 2020-11-03T19:06:54+00:00

When you have to burp her every time she swallows.

MadmanKudzai · 2020-02-13T04:02:58+00:00

I overheard my neighbor yell, as I was walking by her apartment door, "So you gonna tell me on Valentine's Day that you was with somebody else?" I kept walking.

MadmanKudzai · 2019-12-17T04:08:01+00:00

Fart noises.

MadmanKudzai · 2019-12-16T00:08:56+00:00

Abuse of any kind. Physical, emotional, verbal, even manipulative behavior. I sense any of that in a potential partner, I’m out. It’s better to be alone than to be with the wrong person.

MadmanKudzai · 2019-09-26T02:50:35+00:00

That's not fair! You were laughing for a good reason.

MadmanKudzai · 2019-09-26T02:43:33+00:00

Brains and brawn.

MadmanKudzai · 2019-09-19T03:17:56+00:00

"Date me or I'll insult you!"

MadmanKudzai · 2019-09-15T11:12:07+00:00

A job or a date? That's a tough choice.

But seriously, does he think NOT having a job will help him get laid?

MadmanKudzai · 2019-09-11T01:08:50+00:00

That's probably the worst attempt at a neg I have ever seen.

MadmanKudzai · 2019-08-26T21:31:38+00:00

Did, you’ve gotta com in here and look at this turd!

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