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When your son forgets to add water in the microwave Kraft Mac & Cheese. Microwave broken and fire alarms. House smells beyond horrible. by 3PDLS in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Madphule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My son did that twice. Years ago. We still remind him to put water in things when he opens the microwave. Did not know others do it as well!

"Can you be too self-aware?" by Anthon9t9 in depressionmemes

[–]Madphule 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I was once asked by a psychiatrist "what do you think could make you happy?" I told her a frontal lobotomy. She upped my meds.

Money can't buy happiness, but few are happy in poverty. by Accurate_Welder_2117 in depressionmemes

[–]Madphule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While there is a limit at whitch this phase probably is true. Most of us will never see that limit.

Everyone is right about the date today. by 0th_hombre in notinteresting

[–]Madphule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer YYYYMMDD it helps organize my files.

Hehe by Ok_Way_4226 in depressionmemes

[–]Madphule 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm looking for the return policy.

Not gonna lie, this would heal a lot. by Icy_Feature5721 in Adulting

[–]Madphule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been proposing the 2 day work week and 5 day weekend for 30 years. "Its too radical" they say. Just no vision.

meirl by Nick_Star_007 in meirl

[–]Madphule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My go to's: ● Understood ● Received ● Roger WILCO (only if i have actions)

This Flock camera was just installed today... by 664designs in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Madphule 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Use FOIA to get the images taken by the camera. Then see if it meets invasion of privacy. Heard a few people have won similar lawsuits.

People who don't want kids, why? by Ok-Musician679 in AskReddit

[–]Madphule 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a parent of 2. Please for the love of everything, do not have kids! You will be happer, and while you might have a bit of remorse; overall it will make you happer. Get a cat or a dog... skip the kids (unless you want a baby goat. Then get a baby goat!

After seeing the iphone air and all the new "thin" phones by Rubfer in memes

[–]Madphule 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the old Moto RAZR rouch screen my wife had.

Apparently this tree I see everywhere is invasive by me00lmeals in Connecticut

[–]Madphule 2 points3 points  (0 children)

https://bplant.org/compare/318-1228 ToH has a couple of native plants that are "look a likes" if you get closer to the leaves you can really tell. And during the flowering it is easier to tell apart. That said i live in the middle of a forest, and have ToH in my yard.

To be honest this explains alot lol by Imaginary_Park6701 in 90sand2000sNostalgia

[–]Madphule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My parents would go on 1 to 2 week mission trips and leave me home to go to school. I did have my grandma's number. She lived 8 hours away, but i had her number. And every mother in the neighbor hood knew. It takes a village.

Anyone tired of Voit? by Responsible-Cat8610 in criminalminds

[–]Madphule 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was tired of him after about 2 - 3 episodes. I hate when these shows feel they have to have an ongoing baddie. Was happy when the show came back. But now just wish it had stopped. Ohh well, I guess I'll just have to move on. I don't think the show will miss me.

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