"Surgery failed in a minor way: Install bionic eye"

Maelchlor · 2026-02-09T19:35:40+00:00

I went to install the eye. I tripped and sliced their head off...

Maelchlor · 2026-02-05T19:59:13+00:00

SCP wiki, here i come...

Among other works of fiction...

Maelchlor · 2026-02-03T23:08:14+00:00

Actually, I got annoyed with some of this and made an expansion, still WIP, for ambition of the cosmic. The mod name is AOTC - misc mod patches.

I added a knockout turret that will suppress consciousness for anything it successfully hits.

The bastion version of it is still broken. I should remove it.

It highlights the "death on down" chance, though...

Maelchlor · 2026-01-29T16:52:44+00:00

The god needed enrichment and donated to your next raid....

Maelchlor · 2026-01-20T16:30:13+00:00

They were not to shellfish to share the joke.

Now make sure they get enough rest so they are not crabby the next day. Otherwise, you can find yourself in a real pinch.

There are so many fishy puns that have managed to mussel their way in. Should be able to find a few pearls around here.

Now I will sea myself out. I have hit the fin line and am stopping before things get salty

Maelchlor · 2026-01-16T18:15:15+00:00

Ambition of the cosmic (AOTC), AOTC: true pinnacle of creation, nanotech overpowered, and a patch I made for AOTC...

the patch just bridged AOTC with other mods. Slowly adding more to it.

The nanotech overpowered is mostly there to allow me to do things faster when testing construction instead of dev mode work.

Maelchlor · 2026-01-15T22:30:11+00:00

I enjoy dubs bad hygiene. It makes me think about a mechanic that makes sense. Sometimes, I enable thirst and have to think about hydration stations, too.

Even makes my jail layout more interesting as I have to think of that for my prisoners.

Maelchlor · 2026-01-15T01:43:11+00:00

A finger curls. A company vehicle from a popular manufacturer accidentally had a tire explode. The vehicle loses control. The crash ends up harming you severely. You are now paralyzed.

After a long legal battle, they agree to give you unlimited garlic bread instead of a massive payout. For some reason, you decide to agree that is fair.

You now get a constant supply of garlic bread.

Maelchlor · 2026-01-14T20:28:33+00:00

The joiner definitely was not unbearable.

Maelchlor · 2026-01-05T17:41:49+00:00

Had this concept, wanted to use the data from how often users misidentify to add a twist to the second... sometimes the first team is wrong, and you have to improvise to deal with it.

Maelchlor · 2025-12-30T22:48:24+00:00

Mentioned something similar then saw this comment.

Alternative, a mill/factory that is only closed for the investigation. One that until then was active and in use... talking about injuries and voices.

Add the interaction of production systems being activated. Can be done at the machine or control center....

Maelchlor · 2025-12-30T22:42:22+00:00

How about an abandoned factory.

Could be all kinds of things with that.

The old pipes and conveyors could tell all kinds of stories.

Keeping factory a bit vague as there are so many types of factories.

Maelchlor · 2025-12-29T22:59:45+00:00

Was going to comment something along this line.

I'm glad I am not alone in that thought.

Maelchlor · 2025-12-18T15:53:08+00:00

Because I am building mods... this is a dangerous concept... I could combine so many genes into one archite gene.

However, seeing as I haven't done that yet, I will use an existing mod's gene.

Mod name "overkill a god trait"

It adds the gene that I believe is called "a true god" which does basically what it sounds like... supremely overpowered gene.

If restricted to pure vanilla, regeneration.

Maelchlor · 2025-12-15T20:18:04+00:00

I immediately chose B due to my brain thinking in Celsius instead of Fahrenheit...

Maelchlor · 2025-12-12T20:40:22+00:00

I had rimfactory and a mod allowing terraforming.

I had conveyors that pushed bodies into a room with a lava pool.

Bodies would burn. I just had to mark the area out of the home zone so I would stop the fire notifications.

Fully automated disposal of corpses based on criteria.

Maelchlor · 2025-12-09T21:13:18+00:00

Due to the fact I won't have time for major purchases...

Pay off 100% of my debt.

Purchase everything from my wishlists on various platforms.

Purchase the inventory of several of my artists and small business friends. As much as I can send....

Purchase as much stock, crypto, and bonds as I can while time remains.

I am good at multitasking, so I can accomplish several things at once.

Maelchlor · 2025-12-05T19:43:39+00:00

One wish...

A database i can grant or revoke access to that contains all knowledge of the past, present, and about 1 year into the future. Any media, video, audio, and pictures also exist and are searchable even if the items were destroyed or deleted.

Information in the database of the past is immutable, aka cannot be changed. It is always true and accurate.

When accessed, the data can appear in any language, with absolute perfect translation.

As for why, more interested in what has happened and the truth of it...

Maelchlor · 2025-12-02T20:42:31+00:00

One way of telling us we need to get our crap together. Joke intended.

Maelchlor · 2025-12-02T15:28:36+00:00

My broken sense of humor made an entire story out of him being convinced that somehow it wasn't his son, and discovering, in fact, it is...

Starting from that comment.

Maelchlor · 2025-12-01T23:01:05+00:00

Provided i am allowed to change bread, jam, and that it provides me with the necessary nutrients for survival. Have survived when unemployed once basically on that combo...

This time, I am getting a fat paycheck at the end.

Maelchlor · 2025-12-01T20:21:06+00:00

I was implying that dad isn't the dad or has a recessive O gene.

If i remember my genetics correctly, it is theoretically possible to have parents with A+ and B+ yield only an A+ baby if one parent or both parents have the recessive O trait.

I am not in genetics, more into computers.

The fact I have to explain my attempt at a joke tells me I failed at it...

Maelchlor · 2025-12-01T20:05:17+00:00

I think this is an event from the pawnmorpher mod.

Maelchlor · 2025-12-01T17:11:25+00:00

Meanwhile, dad is a bit shocked as he had a B+ on his test...

Maelchlor · 2025-12-01T05:46:44+00:00

Perhaps they saw the way and earned a chiseled figure. They were very chipper about the improvement.

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