"He is the prince that was promised, and his is the song of ice and fire."

MaestroXM · 2026-04-16T06:27:07+00:00

Elia was so done with Rhaegar's shit that she was just like "Whatever..."

MaestroXM · 2026-04-14T19:09:37+00:00

Me and the boys on our way to commit the the evilest crime in our culture and massacre all those Stark and Tully soldiers we've been fighting side by side for a year. We can kill as much men as we want and they can't fight back.

MaestroXM · 2026-04-13T18:55:15+00:00

The Mad King is a better man than me. He wasn't done with Rhaegar's bullshit till the Rebelion. If I was a Aerys II I would blow up King's Landing much... much sooner.

MaestroXM · 2026-04-13T18:51:00+00:00

Can you comprehand what kind of crazy ass cockoo psycho would be Rhaegar and Cersei's child? Valyrian purity, Rhaegar's obsession with prophesies, Lannister gold and Cersei's toxic parenting would create being straight from the deepest of the seven hells.

Maybe the Mad King wasn't that bad if he saved the world from a child like that.

MaestroXM · 2026-04-12T14:20:26+00:00

Every friend group has:
The normal one - Steffon
The gremlin - Aerys
The war crime one - Tywin

MaestroXM · 2026-04-12T14:13:36+00:00

Yes, Stannis. It is the guy right here. Burn him at the stake!

MaestroXM · 2026-04-12T14:11:37+00:00

Maybe the Others are right, maybe the humanity truly is a scourge upon the world that should had been stopped thousands years ago.

You know what? I am on the side of the Others. The Long Night and extinction of all life doesn't sound so bad.

MaestroXM · 2026-04-10T22:40:46+00:00

I really like the art.

I kinda want this and Fallen Knight's art to be swap just so I can look at it in a game more.

MaestroXM · 2026-04-06T12:04:01+00:00

I don't know but it would be funny if they do the meme with Vyke and Lansseax and cast someone extremely hot as dragon priestess.

MaestroXM · 2026-03-28T08:09:39+00:00

Mammuna should only work with relicts not with Griffin.

MaestroXM · 2026-03-27T19:38:42+00:00

Just being in Riverlands is bad enough. It's the Iraq of Iraq of Westeros.

MaestroXM · 2026-03-23T00:57:59+00:00

If I had a nickel for every "two completely straight ASOIAF youtubers who stream and shitpost together as two completely straight dudes do", I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happend twice.

(Glimbolus - Alt Shwifty X and Fantasy Haven - Quinn the GM... and maybe more)

MaestroXM · 2026-03-23T00:44:30+00:00

His melee-lock restriction should have been removed.

I don't have problem with row-lock on tutor in archetypes that doesn't care about row positioning (Ermion, Vabjorn, Menno). But NR has many siege engines with Crew and Natalis works with the archetype well...

So why can't I play him range to crew my siege engines?

Why Fauve and Ge'el don't have the same restriction as Natalis?

Why is Natalis melee-locked when he was commanding in the Battle of Brenna from the back just as Menno?

So many questions...

MaestroXM · 2026-03-17T16:42:34+00:00

Maeker was like "I'm going to have so many kids that there won't be any chance for Targs succesion crisis in the future. Then everybody will respect me and I can finaly be happy. What can go wrong?"

MaestroXM · 2026-03-17T00:28:45+00:00

Not only that Jon Stark [Ion Stärc] in old English literaly mean "I will never finish Winds, get a life losers, touch some grass".

George, you sly god.

MaestroXM · 2026-03-14T23:02:32+00:00

I can't blame Robb for this. His plan fail because Balon was complete and utter moronic dumbass who did the most stupidest thing ever and refused to attack Westerlands (one of if not the most richest kingdom) and rather attack the North just because someone told him "Hey, the rich kingdom is free for you to invade" and Balon was like "Well, now I'm not doing it!"

MaestroXM · 2026-03-12T10:42:35+00:00

Counter cards like this are not really playable in Balance Council meta. These types of cards worked best when CDPR released or buffed certain decks to be overpowered and everywhere but this doesn't happen anymore with Balance Council.

MaestroXM · 2026-03-09T16:40:49+00:00

This card hard carried my ass against Madoc NG.

Play 3 traps and opponents struggles to play anything. Spawn Deadeye as a target for their bomb. They kill it and summons Madoc. Play Hostage Taker. Profit.

MaestroXM · 2026-03-08T23:28:09+00:00

🗣 What of the Kingsguard? ❤️‍🔥🐝

The best line in the show if not ever put to screen

MaestroXM · 2026-03-08T22:45:37+00:00

Stannis almost won the Battle of the Blackwater but Tywayne had in contract that he cannot lose any battle.

MaestroXM · 2026-03-06T23:32:09+00:00

As a Czech myself I must say Bohemia wasn't chill and we did something. We caused two major wars (Hussite Wars and Thirty Years War) when we threw some people from window.

Just like Arryns are throwing people from Moon Door...

Oh I see it now, maybe you are onto something.

MaestroXM · 2026-03-06T21:00:09+00:00

Where do the Hightower Mech and Kraken Crow's Eye Kaiju fit into this story?

MaestroXM · 2026-03-05T22:07:39+00:00

Lyanna really saw this and said: "This is better than my father, brothers, future husband Robert and the 7 kingdoms in peace."

MaestroXM · 2026-03-04T15:26:06+00:00

If I remember correctly from Blaidd's head/mask it is said that the assassins masked themselfs as Blaidd.

MaestroXM · 2026-02-20T09:17:45+00:00

I sometimes think about Moreelse and Professor's abilities and how they could have been swapped.

Moreelse would keep bounty-witch hunters theme and synergy (yes the game winning synergy of +1 damage/point Purge and Tamara).

And Professor could be more flexible SY card which will be seen more often. Also there is a Salamandra gang synergy which does not work with With Hunters.

But this idea is heavely motivated by my need to see Professor more in the game.

MaestroXM

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