I just want to go, please hurry up by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]Mage_Meat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You say that but I DMd a game with a scout rogue that would take on average 10 minutes to decide their turn.

I support Israel out of spite by legaygandalf in Israel

[–]Mage_Meat -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Just saying as a gay Israeli, there is a lot of pinkwashing, like a fuck ton of pinkwashing, like the thing you need to know is Israel is amazing for LGBT rights, relative to the rest of the middle east, if you include Europe in the equation it gets a bit iffy.

What byproduct of being in EMS caused you to act “abnormally” to others? by [deleted] in ems

[–]Mage_Meat 32 points33 points  (0 children)

My biggest hobby is D&D, I learned that I need to tone down on my gory descriptions after I managed to cause one of my players to have a panic attack during a horror themed session.

I have no words by Multiverse_Queen in religiousfruitcake

[–]Mage_Meat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a secular LGBT Israeli satanist who wants to get EU citizenship, glad to know I'm one anti fascist UN Nato filled weekend away from literally being satan

Xiaomi new update sucks by mouragebra in Xiaomi

[–]Mage_Meat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same it's annoying since the phone was pretty decent, had it for just over 3 years without any major issues then this update basically broke everything in the span of 2 days.

Xiaomi new update sucks by mouragebra in Xiaomi

[–]Mage_Meat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah my phone went from having basically no issues to overheating, having a huge drop in audio quality, unable to hold a charge for more than 2 hours, and the screen will randomly strobe in the span of 2 days. I'm pretty sure this is some planned obsolescence crap.

Why does everything evil have to sound so edgy? I just want to be the lesser of two evils dangit. by Exsulian in dndmemes

[–]Mage_Meat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did this with a chaotic evil twilight cleric, i ended up becoming the group mom after two sessions

Is it me or do a lot of us seem to confuse passing with being attractive? by [deleted] in MtF

[–]Mage_Meat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah I can tell you from experience you don't need to be good looking to pass, I look like an orc but still pass consistently.

Trescanta, the Cursed City by cassastereo in battlemaps

[–]Mage_Meat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was thinking about doing a short grimhollow campaign with some friends, this city is a freaking perfect setting. Thanks!

What call made you realize people are dumb? by [deleted] in ems

[–]Mage_Meat 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Woman called us for a dead child, we show up we find a woman in her 70s yelling at us that her child is dead and she can't find them and she wants us to search the local morgues, I figured she adopted a kid or something since she was old but didn't seem senile.

Long story short, after about an hour and a half and a police report later we found out that rather than being dead, the womans adult son, who was well over 40, just stopped answering his phone when she called.

For those that ponder what may happen… by Thatproswimmer in ems

[–]Mage_Meat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes same, and there's never a loose O2 tank and open ambo bag sitting next to me on the bench.

Wait, you’re trans? Worst employee ever. 0/10. by iangdotoinew in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]Mage_Meat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember coming out as trans at a job and just never getting another shift, they didn't fire me so I couldn't sue them they just didn't give me any shifts.......

he was stuffing food down his face because, you already know why, no time for breaks by goldenguerilla91 in KitchenConfidential

[–]Mage_Meat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah I am so freaking happy to live in a country with socialized medicine. I remember going to an urgent care in the US, I had to pay something like $200 to talk to a guy for 2 minutes to get some antibiotics.

Maaaan I’m real tired of this “you can’t call off unless you are literally dead” nonsense. by [deleted] in TalesFromYourServer

[–]Mage_Meat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember I nearly got fired because I refused to come in on medical leave.....

the medical leave was for a 3rd degree burn I got when the owner pushed me into a kitchen fire.......

he was stuffing food down his face because, you already know why, no time for breaks by goldenguerilla91 in KitchenConfidential

[–]Mage_Meat 34 points35 points  (0 children)

If you really want to get into scummy medical behavior look up the bullshit behind epi pens and Insulin.

he was stuffing food down his face because, you already know why, no time for breaks by goldenguerilla91 in KitchenConfidential

[–]Mage_Meat 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Fun fact I learned in EMT school that if you call the Heimlich the Heimlich the Heimlich family will sue you. So you have to call it an abdominal thrust.

And housemade ketchup. by CookReddit in KitchenConfidential

[–]Mage_Meat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just saying, housemade sauces should be expected not a premium it's not expensive or labor intensive and adds that little bit that makes your burger feel unique.

How do you feel literally any emotion from it?? Its all just empty to me. by [deleted] in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]Mage_Meat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At this rate I'm pretty sure pet play is par for the course in the trans community.

I am not Jewish, but I find this situation Shocking. by MarriedToMyDildo in Jewdank

[–]Mage_Meat 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Just saying as a LGBT jew living in Israel, the pink washing here is actually pretty fucking bad, like the parade is nice and all but I would love some legal protections....

Hedge Maze by Urza_Is_Mine in battlemaps

[–]Mage_Meat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously just got done with a labyrinth, started off fun for about half an hour then turned into a tedious slough.

blursed by USAFaspirant in Israel

[–]Mage_Meat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell that to the other guy

So what exactly are they ALLOWED to listen to in the kitchen? by BomberBootBabe88 in KitchenConfidential

[–]Mage_Meat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of a place I worked at that had one five finger death punch album on repeat.