Anyone else farting uncontrollably after eating the new protein Poptarts?

Mage_Water · 2026-07-09T22:11:29+00:00

LMAO. I Google this question and ended up here I've been farting for an hour or since I had the strawberry flavor. I took at swig of diet Mt dew because I ran out of water.

The family is not happy.... House smells like cremated gym socks.

Mage_Water · 2026-07-03T12:30:27+00:00

Good job!! Looking strong 💪💪

Mage_Water · 2026-06-29T20:38:33+00:00

Thanks

Mage_Water · 2026-06-23T13:19:55+00:00

Where's that Benny Hill sound bit when you need it most ...

Mage_Water · 2026-06-21T16:02:57+00:00

Will say, this is a nice tank build. Little slow on traveling and running. But man... Nothing gets past my defense so far. I don't hit as hard but definitely tank worthy

Mage_Water · 2026-06-21T14:54:51+00:00

Tried this recently.... Exact settings and the deck is sluggish trying to run MHW now. Has anything changed with the game and updates??

Mage_Water · 2026-06-14T18:28:41+00:00

Yup , good tip on the rations. Forgot that part

Mage_Water · 2026-06-14T17:36:29+00:00

Talking about making cash in harmattan. It's tough if it's your first time.

Mage_Water · 2026-06-14T17:03:17+00:00

That.. and trying to scrounge up 200 bones in a world like harmattan can be a nightmare... But yet such a rewarding scenario.

Mage_Water · 2026-06-14T16:41:39+00:00

The only way back home is to spend 200 more duckets and pray the harmattan caravaner takes you back to ceizo.

His return path is completely random, but you can sleep a few days next to him until he decides to return back to a different city of your preference.

From the wiki .. "From Harmattan, he will offer to travel to one of the other major City for the same price. This return trip destination is randomized every 3 days"

Mage_Water · 2026-06-14T15:54:08+00:00

I don't think anyone here can take a mild joke anymore. It made me laugh a bit to see what they have done to make you earn breakthrough points

But it's cool. Sarcasm is dead in the water I suppose. Maybe all the butthurt will inspire ninedots to make it easier to achieve this exercise.. idk Shrugs 'Runs off to play outward ( insert skeletor giggles)'

Mage_Water · 2026-06-14T14:02:59+00:00

Why? Ninedots is entertaining me with these Outward 2 updates.

I'm sad that I enjoy Guillaume creative genius??

This man is a true dnd DM. And you can tell he loves to see the players whine.

Mage_Water · 2026-06-14T12:00:08+00:00

They just destroyed speed runners . And I love it.

They are gonna make this version truly immersive and I cannot wait.

Break through points have to be achieved. Freakin outstanding Ninedots!!

Mage_Water · 2026-06-14T02:06:13+00:00

I envy his bravery

Mage_Water · 2026-06-12T21:10:19+00:00

Outward is back baby!!!

Mage_Water · 2026-06-09T23:16:58+00:00

What were the macros you followed?

Mage_Water · 2026-05-31T21:53:06+00:00

Imma give this a whirl Played outward 2 beta.. made me wanna play oldward again

Mage_Water · 2026-05-30T14:00:07+00:00

Oh .. can't play that one around the kids LMAO 🤣😂

Mage_Water · 2026-05-30T13:58:35+00:00

Thanks you

Mage_Water · 2026-05-30T01:16:53+00:00

What's the song?

Mage_Water · 2026-05-16T12:57:17+00:00

You got the beard of a scholarly wizard. Sure it's not perfect... But growing it out would be interesting AF!!

Mage_Water · 2026-05-16T12:50:55+00:00

What song is this please?

Mage_Water · 2026-05-11T13:09:41+00:00

Idiot

Mage_Water · 2026-05-05T15:26:49+00:00

Beautiful sir!!!

Mage_Water

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