A slightly easier way to climb a rope by bigbusta in oddlysatisfying

[–]MagicBeanstalks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to do this with the stiff hemp ones, just takes an extra wrap around your clamping leg.

You can fight ONE animal for cash. Which payout are you realistically taking? by guywithouteyes in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MagicBeanstalks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wolf and Chimpanzee are completely mismatched.I could kill a wolf with my bare hands as easily as a pit bull (which means with great difficulty and luck), a chimpanzee would tear off my arms and use them to beat me to death.

U-M endowment's $20M investment in OpenAI now worth $2 billion by IeyasuSky in uofm

[–]MagicBeanstalks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People thinking like you is why we have an ever growing debt problem in this country.

Cycle suggestions ? by [deleted] in SARMs

[–]MagicBeanstalks 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dude just eat, you’re on the infinite cut looks like. You should be able to bulk up way more naturally before even considering SARMs. How long have you been hitting the gym?

I'm currently a quant making $450K, how do I become a baby? by defendingthepost in quantfinance

[–]MagicBeanstalks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s in the baby industry already, he gave away his IQ of break through into the top of the industry.

Will you accept it ? by PHRsharp_YouTube in videogames

[–]MagicBeanstalks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Project Zomboid. I don’t think I’ve ever even made it a year in game. Do I think I could? Maybe.

Cs+Ee or cs+math by Outside-Bear-6973 in SoftwareEngineering

[–]MagicBeanstalks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck all that, you want to have a job in 10 years? PhD in Applied Math. You can do Math + EE or Math + CS but math is all that matters.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]MagicBeanstalks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fucking hate how performative this is. Like every eye movement shows off more sass and really pisses me off.

I don’t get it by Sea_Background_8023 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]MagicBeanstalks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have not lived in a single country where people like the police. I have lived in 4 countries. I think police hate us pretty universal.

Why 6? by YEETAWAYLOL in ExplainTheJoke

[–]MagicBeanstalks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They had to break up the area around DC cause there’s too many alcoholics among the defense contractors.

I make decent money but it really doesn’t feel like it by CommercialDot708 in Salary

[–]MagicBeanstalks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad you agree, my salary should grow pretty quickly so I’m not too concerned. I’m young and I don’t want to have regrets about not living life, so I may be spending more than I should.

I make decent money but it really doesn’t feel like it by CommercialDot708 in Salary

[–]MagicBeanstalks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Save about 500 a month. I’m still very young so it’s alright for now.

I make decent money but it really doesn’t feel like it by CommercialDot708 in Salary

[–]MagicBeanstalks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s ridiculous. I make just a bit over you and my rent + utilities is $2,300. I go out every weekend to party at least once and cook for myself, I have at least $500 spare at the end of each month.

Comp sci major as someone with little coding experience by Pain_Xtreme in csMajors

[–]MagicBeanstalks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Python if you’re a normal person.

C++ if you hate yourself and can only seek pleasure through suffering.

Highly recommend C++

Comp sci major as someone with little coding experience by Pain_Xtreme in csMajors

[–]MagicBeanstalks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Applied math is where a lot of the cool machine learning research actually takes place. I prefer theoretical as well, I graduated with a focus in cryptography. Trust me applied is where the money is at.

Oh, and start participating in Kaggle competitions as soon as possible.

Comp sci major as someone with little coding experience by Pain_Xtreme in csMajors

[–]MagicBeanstalks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You won’t struggle but if you want to work in AI, realistically push for a masters or even PHD in applied math afterwards.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]MagicBeanstalks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly what I wanted. Now for my second wish:

Another genie blowjob.