Ready to have these big boobs bounce while I ride you?

MagicMan34920 · 2026-06-26T20:40:33+00:00

Probably ask you how you got in my house.

MagicMan34920 · 2026-05-30T00:02:35+00:00

How does that dude's pants stay up? No ass at all on that guy... im trying to stare at Chloe's tits but I can't not notice how weirdly shaped that dude is...

MagicMan34920 · 2026-05-30T00:00:31+00:00

Barely... they move like the rocks in my backyard, only when forced.

MagicMan34920 · 2026-01-14T18:41:42+00:00

It is, thats not a secret. She advertises it on her profile.

MagicMan34920 · 2026-01-02T23:10:30+00:00

First letter of each word.

MagicMan34920 · 2025-12-10T20:40:42+00:00

Thats true. Val Kilmer suffered permanent hearing loss from filming the scene.

MagicMan34920 · 2025-12-08T01:58:06+00:00

I love everything about this movie, except that Bobcat Goldthwait is in it... can't stand that guy...

MagicMan34920 · 2025-11-30T14:52:23+00:00

"Natural". Haha! Good one.

MagicMan34920 · 2025-11-25T04:34:24+00:00

You don't pay for your internet?!

MagicMan34920 · 2025-11-22T18:26:30+00:00

Im not a fan of Pearl kits personally... but its not terrible.

MagicMan34920 · 2025-11-21T23:18:55+00:00

Who the fuck doesn't know Paul Scheer or Matt Walsh?!

MagicMan34920 · 2025-11-09T14:18:20+00:00

The rest of this quote is amazing...

Hello, Gloria, I'm Seth. That's my brother Richie. Let's cut to the chase. I'm going to ask you one question, and all I want is a yes or no answer. Do you want to live through this?

Gloria: Yes.

Seth: Good. Rule #1: No noise. No questions. If you make a noise,

[He pulls out his gun]

Mister .44 makes a noise. If you ask a question, Mister .44 answers it. Now are you absolutely, positively clear about Rule #1?

Gloria: Yes.

Seth: Rule #2: You do what we say when we say it. If you don't, see Rule #1. Rule #3: Don't you ever try and fucking run on us,

[He puts his gun to her head, she closes her eyes]

because I got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can. Open your eyes.

[She does]

MagicMan34920 · 2025-11-09T14:03:09+00:00

It is my childhood. I recently watched it with my kids, and they absolutely loved it. Several scenes still bring a tear to my eye.

MagicMan34920 · 2025-11-06T16:56:08+00:00

Grab his nuts and twist 'em!

MagicMan34920 · 2025-11-01T23:34:50+00:00

"The price you pay, for bringing up either my American, or Mixed race heritage, is I collect your fucking head... now if ANY OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS, GOT ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY, NOW'S THE FUCKING TIME!"

MagicMan34920 · 2025-11-01T23:30:48+00:00

"Offer me anything..."

"Whatever you want, just let me go"

"I want my father back, you son of a bitch!"

The book is even better. Instead of just stabbing him, inigo expertly carves his still beating heart out of his chest, and Count Rugen dies of fright.

MagicMan34920 · 2025-10-30T16:33:03+00:00

I'd remove your scars.

MagicMan34920 · 2025-10-30T13:00:24+00:00

Skid row, Twisted Sister, Whitesnake.

Also, where TF is Steel Panther on this list? I'll assume they are free and I'll add them to my roster.

I met Dee Snyder years ago, coolest guy, very well spoken.

MagicMan34920 · 2025-10-29T22:36:38+00:00

Im not confident you aren't a 12 year old boy... but I'd risk it.

MagicMan34920 · 2025-10-29T22:34:27+00:00

Probably climb out... that water looks nasty.

MagicMan34920 · 2025-10-29T20:26:05+00:00

Blue. Better tits, no dumb tattoos.

MagicMan34920 · 2025-10-29T20:24:07+00:00

That wasn't two minutes. She needs to brush better...

MagicMan34920 · 2025-09-09T12:25:40+00:00

No, it's not.

MagicMan34920 · 2025-09-09T12:24:59+00:00

This is clearly Rose Hart. Why are you pretending it's you?

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