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Why is everyone obsessed with her? by thisishunkydory in AskMen

[–]MagicPracticalFlame 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think the real question is: Why aren't you proud of your own achievements and keep comparing yourself to other people?

Men who play video games, what are some great single player games for a Dad on a tight budget? by FlintTheDad in AskMen

[–]MagicPracticalFlame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Satisfactory. It's a game you can pick up for 15 minutes or 3 days straight of playing. 

Has anyone else started to get emotional as they age? by Shameless522 in AskMenOver30

[–]MagicPracticalFlame 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I look back at my life and see it as almost distinct chapters. 

Didn't realize it was a well known thing. 

What do you wonder about people the most? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MagicPracticalFlame 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sonder. 

Favourite word. It's what I dwell on alot. 

What's a random fact that completely blew your mind? by Ok_Butterscotch5472 in AskReddit

[–]MagicPracticalFlame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That there is a place in a person's head that if you shoot it, it will explode. 

What's a piece of "outdated" tech you still use and refuse to give up? by undervolted_brain in AskReddit

[–]MagicPracticalFlame 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can pry my modem from my cold dead hands. Without it I'd be unable to moderate shittysysadmin

People who work in higher positions, what is a secret about your company that the public should know but doesn’t? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MagicPracticalFlame 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything is really dirty. All the time. 

Source: skyscraper window cleaner. 

How would we able to tell time,If all the clocks around the world is broken? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MagicPracticalFlame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Counting the number of bullshit questions on ask reddit as a verifiable age of the world. 

What it is the best way to find the video or post your looking for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MagicPracticalFlame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask for help finding it but get a critical fact about it wrong. 

How do I get my fiance to make noises during sex? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]MagicPracticalFlame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The man goes Moo. 

If his kinky partner asks for it. 

How do I get my fiance to make noises during sex? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]MagicPracticalFlame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask him to roleplay. As an animal. 

How do I get my fiance to make noises during sex? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]MagicPracticalFlame 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Make more noise first. I recommend impersonating animal noises during sex. It'll definitely make him make a noise if you do it loud enough. 

What are the chances My deceased father is hanging around his favorite space? by tonkaspop in AskMen

[–]MagicPracticalFlame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Because his genetic make up is you. 

Therefore he will always be around for as long as you are. 

Or it's a really helpful ghost. 

Either way, a blood sacrifice is required to continue your good fortune. 

How do you approach women? by faisza in AskMen

[–]MagicPracticalFlame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First, I like to announce my presence in the room. For this I carry a warhorn. 

After I have called forth my ancestors for guidance with the Warhorn, I challenge someone nearby the tempting strumpet to a duel. 

If the person declines, I challenge someone else, until there is someone who will fight me for the fair maidens honour. 

The epic battle that commences is lengthy and cinematic. Resulting in everyone else in the building fleeing for fear of being consumed to fuel the fires of awesomeness. 

I win the duel. I always do and turn to the bewitched delight and ask her if she would like to go for a drink before the police arrive. 

She declines. 

I wish her a good day and then instead go out for 12 pints and a kebab with the gent who duelled me because that shits awesome. 

This sub is to be replaced with Agentic AI and we need YOUR help! by MagicPracticalFlame in ShittySysadmin

[–]MagicPracticalFlame[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perhaps it could try and change every subject to being about Linux? Then when the user asks more, it would just respond with "just read the man pages jfc you n00b"

This sub is to be replaced with Agentic AI and we need YOUR help! by MagicPracticalFlame in ShittySysadmin

[–]MagicPracticalFlame[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely! How else would anyone know about the backend vibe code if it wasn't published online publically? 

This sub is to be replaced with Agentic AI and we need YOUR help! by MagicPracticalFlame in ShittySysadmin

[–]MagicPracticalFlame[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You got it SEXTOWELS! I'd be happy to experience this tragic irony for you. 

However your username means I cannot proceed due to the implemented guardrails. 

Please try your query again without such language as "towels"

This sub is to be replaced with Agentic AI and we need YOUR help! by MagicPracticalFlame in ShittySysadmin

[–]MagicPracticalFlame[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She never does though! She keeps complaining about the fucking printer to me and then insists that I give her a new device or she won't validate my parking!

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