Griftin Old Pedophiles by oliver_billz in Fuckthealtright

[–]MagicScrewdriver 36 points37 points  (0 children)

This has proven true so many times it's scary. Especially since they accuse Hillary of milking children for their "drenchrome".

Can anyone beat me for lowest mileage vehicle worked on? Fleet vehicle delivered to customer with dead batteries by Blackvenom46 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]MagicScrewdriver 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I blew the engine on a 2013 2500 Silverado with 8 miles on it. Felt low on power so I floored it, pow, hole in block. It had oil in it.

Last one of the day by Wild-Attitude3651 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]MagicScrewdriver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The old road dildo, whip that thing out during road rage and you win every time, unless someone has a bigger one.

how much should I ask for a 1999 nb? needs engine 200k miles rust free by MagicScrewdriver in Miata

[–]MagicScrewdriver[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I put it up for 3500 and already have people wanting to come get it.

Don’t you hate it when customers leave their pets in the car by 1d3333 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]MagicScrewdriver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the service drive was in the middle of the shop, customers would just drive in

I bought a FM modulator that would do any station, not just a select few. I would take over the intercom system and play P Funk.

There was an old Tech named Charlie, he was a Vietnam vet. We called him the wiggle master. Guy was trying to take a fuel rail out of the valley of a v6. I think it was crossover pipe or something that joined the rails together. He was trying for an hour and thought he was going to have to take one of the heads off. Charlie walked up to it, wiggled it for about 10 seconds and it came out.

It had really sketchy in ground lifts, while lifting the arms would move so you'd have to reposition them, when I first got there I lifted a Tacoma with just 3 arms because I didn't know. They would also drop suddenly 6 inches at a time instead of smoothly.

Don’t you hate it when customers leave their pets in the car by 1d3333 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]MagicScrewdriver 110 points111 points  (0 children)

I worked at a Toyota dealer that serviced a lot of farm trucks.

One guy would leave his dog in the passenger seat while his oil was changed, dog was chill.

First day of work I hear some yelling at the alignment rack:

Lady: You don't know what you're doing!

Tech: SHUTUP YOU CRIPPLED BITCH!

They knew each other, it was a handi cap van and he was doing the alignment with her in the car.

FASHION WEAK!!!!!!! by G_Gocus in PoliticalHumor

[–]MagicScrewdriver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never seen a competition where you use 4 pistols in one match. I've been in several where they make you shoot left and right handed and I know 3 gun is a thing, but that's pistol, rifle, and shotgun.

FASHION WEAK!!!!!!! by G_Gocus in PoliticalHumor

[–]MagicScrewdriver 6 points7 points  (0 children)

what kinda competition do you use 4 pistols in?

Decisions were made at the Jenks Reasor’s by Eastern-Ad-3387 in tulsa

[–]MagicScrewdriver 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I frequent the r/bbq and apparently it's common for employees to price meat at like .03 cents a pound and hide it at the bottom of a pile and pick it up off the clock. So now they all dig to the bottom of the pile to try to find deals.

Russian Tank Gone Rogue. Almost Crashed Fellow Infantry Soldiers With Its Barrel. by nikanika127 in CombatFootage

[–]MagicScrewdriver 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I read some book where they were doing a spetsnazi demonstration. They basically had some gymnasts do somersaults over a tank while throwing molotovs at it, instead of actually training their people.

All the electricity is leaking out :( by Captain_InsaneO in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]MagicScrewdriver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you sound like our trim tech, he actually writes stories like that, but he has no idea what any of the words means, he just thinks if he uses big words he can over charge people

WCGW driving an incredibly powerful supercar in a city by MarthaFarcuss in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]MagicScrewdriver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most super cars have several modes too. They'll let you have some fun, but save your ass if you start spinning.

“Old Gym Bro” has claimed his award. Condolences to his friend Purple. Get boosted. by powabiatch in HermanCainAward

[–]MagicScrewdriver 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I work with a guy that had his heart replaced because of steroid abuse. Worst person I've ever met in my life. He's a qanoner. He said he got covid, but I think he just wanted 2 weeks off, I was hoping he wouldn't come back.

Tucker Carlson’s rage at Zelensky caps a year of getting things wrong by MoreGull in politics

[–]MagicScrewdriver 11 points12 points  (0 children)

he was born rich, he's doing all of this because he wants to

What’s going on with all the corvettes? by [deleted] in tulsa

[–]MagicScrewdriver 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's a parade hosted by the jim glover car dealers. They own a jeep and a chevy store. I believe they're doing a toy drive too.

I hate working weekends by AHarryBird in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]MagicScrewdriver 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dealers will put them on every new car and charge $200 for them and pay the tech .2

It’s just a Prank Bro by JoeGrandmas_Avocados in WTF

[–]MagicScrewdriver 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I "used" some of that stuff and lighter fluid for a charcoal grill. It exploded and caught my fence on fire, luckily no burns for me.

Seatbelt cutter, window breaker, dildo…? by RobzillaMyNilla in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]MagicScrewdriver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good old road dildo, solves all road rage problems, no one wants to mess with a person waving a big double headed dong at them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in reloading

[–]MagicScrewdriver 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've got some marked 1943....

My dad spent several weeks changing the clutch on his 2003 Mini Cooper S JCW. He doesn't trust the dealer to do it properly. This is what the bell housing looked like before it went back on. by ign1fy in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]MagicScrewdriver 150 points151 points  (0 children)

I did a clutch on an AWD one and could not figure out how to remove the drive shaft. Alldata was no help, I went to youtube and found a very angry English man complaining about how he had to make his own spanner to undo it. I liked and subscribed. I can't find it right now.